🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[The Sh]

He doesn’t even know. He was just mindlessly driving while reading KF and then Boom! No more superchat mobile.

I wonder if the guy Ralph almost killed has googled him yet? Bet he’s a big KS fan.

Severe short term memory loss is a sign of opiate addiction.

 

[JustStopDude]

Severe short term memory loss is a sign of opiate addiction.

He is too drunk to notice.

 

[MeltyTW]

Severe short term memory loss is a sign of opiate addiction.

like how his rittenhouse coverage magically shrunk from 6k a day to 3k in the same day pig was lying out his piggy mouth

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph is not mad!

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Follow me on Telegram. Mostly, I just do ann…

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Riveting content and high engagement numbers there Ralph, people must be thirsting to hear your next "my response to the a-logs who need a life" essays.

Whoever you're referencing to wasted an entire "Saturday's afternoon" analysing your crumbled box on wheels you "purchased" on a 947-month plan, yet here you are writing an essay analysing his analysis on a "Telegram channel" filled with a-logs?

If you're gonna throw some of these childish "get a life" type insults, at least make your response short and simple?
Also, just because it's a Saturday afternoon where you live doesn't mean it's a Saturday afternoon all across the world, oh whatever.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Riveting content and high engagement numbers there Ralph, people must be thirsting to hear your next "my response to the a-logs who need a life" essays.

Whoever you're referencing to wasted an entire "Saturday's afternoon" analysing your crumbled box on wheels you "purchased" on a 947-month plan, yet here you are writing an essay analysing his analysis on a "Telegram channel" filled with a-logs?

If you're gonna throw some of these childish "get a life" type insults, at least make your response short and simple?
Also, just because it's a Saturday afternoon where you live doesn't mean it's a Saturday afternoon all across the world, oh whatever.

The Gunt's engagement numbers sink to a brand new low, but of course he twists it as being a W.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Riveting content and high engagement numbers there Ralph, people must be thirsting to hear your next "my response to the a-logs who need a life" essays.

Whoever you're referencing to wasted an entire "Saturday's afternoon" analysing your crumbled box on wheels you "purchased" on a 947-month plan, yet here you are writing an essay analysing his analysis on a "Telegram channel" filled with a-logs?

If you're gonna throw some of these childish "get a life" type insults, at least make your response short and simple?
Also, just because it's a Saturday afternoon where you live doesn't mean it's a Saturday afternoon all across the world, oh whatever.

I mean, I spent a little time on it and then took the dogs for a walk. He replied to it within 15 minutes because he spends every minute of his day F5ing this board to see what we are saying.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Whoever you're referencing to wasted an entire "Saturday's afternoon" analysing your crumbled box on wheels you "purchased" on a 947-month plan,

Haha Sargon sure looks silly when he talks about his 20 year plan!
Who's retarded enough to talk about a 20 year plan?

 

[bonusmp3]

Ralph likes to brag that while Rekieta is getting several segments on Glenn Beck (the 3rd most popular top radio show in US, 10m weekly listeners), he is being quoted for an article for RT/Sputnik a couple times a year.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1461999394954297351 https://archive.md/B6idt
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1462449896838082567 https://archive.md/Fehfy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEocph9XMAQ-qRg?format=jpg&name=orig https://archive.md/T8gtC

from:theralphretort sputnik - Twitter Search / Twitter

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Usually when he does so, the article lists "Staff" as the author, with Gaby Arancibia being the previous exception for a single article. I noticed this time the another author who is not listed as "staff" was actually in the byline. Ekaterina Blinova. They both wrote for the same two publications, Sputnik and Yerepouni Daily News. Gaby's twitter is private though.

https://twitter.com/blinova14

Ekaterina Blinova (@blinova14) | Twitter

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https://sputniknews.com/20211121/fa...tinuing-to-polarise-americans-1090900623.html https://archive.md/oYTWr
https://muckrack.com/ekaterina-blinova-1 https://archive.md/mTzU3
https://twitter.com/blinova14/status/1241056630831284230 https://archive.md/uvk5L

So that is the mysterious RT/Sputnik correspondent that has been contacting him for quotes over the years, or is it always just Gaby, or is it somebody else completely?
Edit: Included a tweet from March 2020 where Ekaterina tags Ralph, this might really be his main Sputnik Contact.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Ralph likes to brag that while Rekieta is getting several segments on Glenn Beck (the 3rd most popular top radio show in US, 10m weekly listeners), he is being quoted for an article for RT/Sputnik a couple times a year.

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1461999394954297351 https://archive.md/B6idt
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1462449896838082567 https://archive.md/Fehfy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEocph9XMAQ-qRg?format=jpg&name=orig https://archive.md/T8gtC

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Usually when he does so, the article lists "Staff" as the author, with Gaby Arancibia being the previous exception for a single article. I noticed this time the another author who is not listed as "staff" was actually in the byline. Ekaterina Blinova

https://twitter.com/blinova14

Ekaterina Blinova (@blinova14) | Twitter

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https://sputniknews.com/20211121/fa...tinuing-to-polarise-americans-1090900623.html https://archive.md/oYTWr
https://muckrack.com/ekaterina-blinova-1 https://archive.md/mTzU3


So that is the mysterious RT/Sputnik correspondent that has been contacting him for quotes over the years, or is it always just Gaby, or is it somebody else completely?

Sputnik . Ralph is being featured in Russian state propaganda and he thinks that is a big deal.
The qoute he gave is also hilarious, its full of venom and has nothing of substance just like all his texts.

 

[412-L]

Ralph likes to brag that while Rekieta is getting several segments on Glenn Beck (the 3rd most popular top radio show in US, 10m weekly listeners), he is being quoted for an article for RT/Sputnik a couple times a year.

 

[Fannyscum]

The Vickers have so successfully felted Ralph that he is reduced to vague-posting about those dang dirty Disney fans:

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Faith has had a tweet pinned for over two months calling Ralph out by his full name and this is all he is allowed to say? Sad!
Also let's not forget that Ralph's first born son is being raised to be the biggest Disney superfan on the planet, while piggy impotently seethes from his crack shack in the boonies.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Ralph is not mad!

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I know it is extremely autistic, but the word 'funny' being used as a noun legitimately makes me angry. Keep in mind that this fat alcoholic faggot purports to be a journalist. Rackets was entirely correct when he said Ralph is functionally illiterate.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Also let's not forget that Ralph's first born son is being raised to be the biggest Disney superfan on the planet, while piggy impotently seethes from his crack shack in the boonies.

That's just until Ralph gets full custody, at which point he'll quash the Disney degeneracy and teach Xander to prefer wholesome media like alt-right podcasting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's just until Ralph gets full custody, at which point he'll quash the Disney degeneracy and teach Xander to prefer wholesome media like alt-right podcasting.

Don’t forget stepmama May’s extensive collection of loli.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

The Vickers have so successfully felted Ralph that he is reduced to vague-posting about those dang dirty Disney fans:
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Tweet | Archive

Faith has had a tweet pinned for over two months calling Ralph out by his full name and this is all he is allowed to say? Sad!
Also let's not forget that Ralph's first born son is being raised to be the biggest Disney superfan on the planet, while piggy impotently seethes from his crack shack in the boonies.

YOU GOSH DARNED KIWI KAREN FAGGOT FAKE NEWS DISNEY FARMERS

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Vickers have so successfully felted Ralph that he is reduced to vague-posting about those dang dirty Disney fans:
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Tweet | Archive

Faith has had a tweet pinned for over two months calling Ralph out by his full name and this is all he is allowed to say? Sad!
Also let's not forget that Ralph's first born son is being raised to be the biggest Disney superfan on the planet, while piggy impotently seethes from his crack shack in the boonies.

Lol just flash an image of Cinderella to trigger Ethan Ralph into a tard rage.

 

[Truly Rural]

Then you see the Disney Superfans. Sick people. Sick in the head. You take them under your wing gunt, you stick your dick into them and create a new life inside of them. Then you claim to the world the two of you are happy as a couple can be till you don't. Sick people, sick in their head I say.

 

[veri]

ralph doesn’t like disney cause he’s too short for any of the rides

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I agree with Ralph. It’s really gross for adults to be obsessed with weird fantasy fandoms, to the point of involving your children in these activities. Oh wait.

 

[MeltyTW]

The Vickers have so successfully felted Ralph that he is reduced to vague-posting about those dang dirty Disney fans:
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Tweet | Archive

Faith has had a tweet pinned for over two months calling Ralph out by his full name and this is all he is allowed to say? Sad!
Also let's not forget that Ralph's first born son is being raised to be the biggest Disney superfan on the planet, while piggy impotently seethes from his crack shack in the boonies.

disney isnt as trad as grooming and creeping on underaged kids