Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Let's take a look at November and see if Melon is up to his same monthly cycle of bullshit:

Feel free to add anything I missed
-Making 'getting laid' Tweets only to say its a joke after getting called out for lying
-Deploying Sammy Shield after failed hot takes
-"Muh mental health though guys!? It's not my fault!"
-Jumping on 2-3 breaking news headlines
-Making those headlines about himself somehow
-Says you need to quit being mad at a fat guy from Arkansas
-Says he's done giving a fuck (for the 98th time)
-Give's a huge fuck after being exposed as a hypocrite (for the 99th time)
-Talks vaguely about a woman calling them a friend baiting people to ask about her
-Deleting Tweets
-The return of Francis
-(Insert TERRIBLE Francis video with no effort)
-Does a half ass gaming video
-Freak out about falling YouTube numbers
-Does everything possible to drive YouTube views down even further
-Spends most his day on a recliner surfing Twitter
-Shitty card streams
-Dandruf

Boogie, you are the most reliable form of entertainment we have.
Keep it up, be better....
 
Remember Boogie is a card carrying human rights card holder. This is a man who really REALLY cares about injustice in the world.



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Holy shit he’s gatekeeping caring about justice and current events like a music hipster who is disgusted you’re wearing a band shirt and can’t name every song in their discography.
I also like that he’s the big brain moral compass on the subject to such an extent that he does not care but can still set the guidelines you have to follow for it to be acceptable for YOU to care.

Ignoring the fact that most of us have jobs and lives so we can’t spend our days looking into every injustice to satisfy his criteria, Boogie is going to be in trouble if people realize how easy it is to flip this back on him.

Oh, you love your dog? Well there are millions of dog crimes happening around the world right now and unless you show me how you’re actively working to save them all then you don’t really care about your dog, do you?
 
We all see through it. Its so pathetically translucent when he does it. 99% of his life is spent in his room so he has to lie to actually have something to talk about, or to prop himself up as a real man, or get attention. Hate this fat faggot.
Boogie is such a liar I wouldn't even believe him if he claimed to have done something completely unremarkable, like that he ate a cheeseburger. He'd literally even lie about something like that.
Well, here is the video of Boogie looking super slim, looks closer to 500 pounds than 378*
Imagine literally having surgery to shrink your stomach and still ballooning up into such a morbidly obese piece of shit, while claiming to be losing weight. He's one bad fall from being in a lardwhale scooter permanently.
He has no retirement plan and is quickly blowing through his savings while awaiting felony aggravated assault charges on a prostitute who literally will not fuck him. Who pays prostitutes they're unable to fuck?
Is this fat bastard even physically capable of fucking at this point, or is he like Chance Carmichael before he died, limited to fucking his own fat with his micropenis permanently buried under the gunt?
 
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This is just so sad and pathetic. A sick perverted 47 year old man trying to flex the fact that he pays women for companionship.
 
I've been following Stephen (and this thread) for several years now, and just got around to creating an account. Something that I found a few years ago that's continued to irritate me is that this guy actually claims to take one day a week off from using any social media (Saturday). Just another example of a blatant lie from Melon.

I don't think it's necessary to upload the full video from 2018, but if you're interested you can search:

Why Are Elle Mills, JackSepticEye, and Others "Burnt out" on Youtube?​

 
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Boogie2988lbs here learning what many people have learned before that getting that one thing you want, that one thing that'll make everything better. Doesn't.

Well done chubbalub you paid a woman to mash your glans to completion. You paid for everything gave her a holiday and she left. She may even have pretended to enjoy it.

That's definitely not a hooker though. No.

They're gone now. You're back in fayetteville and having busted a few nuts it'd didn't solve your engagement issues, it didn't stop the state from convicting you and it didn't even make you happy.

Hope it was worth it chubbster because the nights are getting darker, the days to the trial are getting shorter and your channel is circling the drain.

Chin(s) up bud.
 
It amazes me how proud he is to be using his “Muh mental health” as a badge of honor, I think it’s the only thing he’s truly proud about.
The 'woe is me' Twitter culture of 2010 onwards has been the best thing to ever happen to this George Foreman grill slurper. All of a sudden it became trendy to become a mentally unstable loser. But even then all the people involved can tell that Boogie did this to himself, so even the sympathy from the dumbest people in that movement is limited for him these days. Sad!
 
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Only 7 more pages until we hit Boogie's favourite number.

Remember Boogie is a card carrying human rights card holder. This is a man who really REALLY cares about injustice in the world.



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What in the hell is this level of fence sitting? It feels like Boogie justifying himself being a cowardly lazy centrist who refuses to do anything that comes with a sacrifice. People who are out there trying to solve an injustice, even if it's only one injustice, are not at all similar to the fat man who only leaves his house for conventions and sex shit. Boogie just admit you're a lazy man with no interest in politics. Stop trying to gloss up your inaction as some noble wisdom.
 
Please pity me..... because my life is so awesome and I just can't handle it!!! WOOO A HOOKER MADE ME CUM :(
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You never should have tweeted this brittany!!! FUCK YOU1!!! YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY SUFFERING. It's WILD that he still replies to and thinks about this person almost a week later
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It's because many liberals are mentally ill, boogie.
 
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What in the hell is this level of fence sitting? It feels like Boogie justifying himself being a cowardly lazy centrist who refuses to do anything that comes with a sacrifice.
I don't think he's even a centrist, just a spineless pussy incapable of maintaining any consistent position, who instantly pussies out any time the people he's currently sucking up to call him out on his bullshit. He can't decide whether he's an edgy shitposter or a liberal, on any subject from Goobergrape to other culture war bullshit, and completely fails to understand why everyone hates him as a result.
 
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