Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Least Concern]

It looks like it is possible to buy "Salty Bucks": https://www.saltybet.com/illuminati

I'm not sure if the currency "stacks" with multiple purchases, but if so, then it's certainly possible someone could by their way to the top of the leaderboard. But if the matches the players bet on are completely random and just a coin flip…

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Here's what happens when Alex is made fun of in the SaltyBet stream chat.

Note the speds coming to his vigorous defense. They're protecting a pedo dollfucker's feefees because he gives them lots of fictional currency in their fighting game gambling stream.

Spoiler: whale fighting

EDIT: By the way, hope I'm not shitting up the thread too much. Personally I think this is great content while we wait for something more major, but if it gets old just let me know.

 

[Minecraft Clock6422]

Thanks for telling me, I literally never heard of Salty Bet until the recent posts came in.

 

[TheSlayer]

Y’all see that new cutscene

NEW Yakuza Cutscene - Yandere Simulator 1980s Mode

Today, we finally got the cutscene that plays when you get a girl kidnapped by the Yakuza. It's exactly how I imagine it, but I do think it could use some mu...

www.youtube.com

Depraved elements aside, she literally just f l i e s in there lmao

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Y’all see that new cutscene

NEW Yakuza Cutscene - Yandere Simulator 1980s Mode

Today, we finally got the cutscene that plays when you get a girl kidnapped by the Yakuza. It's exactly how I imagine it, but I do think it could use some mu...

www.youtube.com

Depraved elements aside, she literally just f l i e s in there lmao

I haven't seen something this funny in a while
Aside from her suddenly learning how to fly, WHO THE FUCK IS STUPID ENOUGH TO STOP WALKING WHEN A DARK VAN STOPS NEXT TO YOU ON THE ROAD

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

I haven't seen something this funny in a while
Aside from her suddenly learning how to fly, WHO THE FUCK IS STUPID ENOUGH TO STOP WALKING WHEN A DARK VAN STOPS NEXT TO YOU ON THE ROAD

I think even five year olds know that if a strange car tries to pull up to you, you run, either off of the road or away from the vehicle's rear (so it has to turn around to pursue you, or pursue you in reverse).

I'm not sure how a woman in a country like Japan where everyone is suspicious of anything unusual wouldn't think, "this is fucked up, I'mma run."

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Y’all see that new cutscene

NEW Yakuza Cutscene - Yandere Simulator 1980s Mode

Today, we finally got the cutscene that plays when you get a girl kidnapped by the Yakuza. It's exactly how I imagine it, but I do think it could use some mu...

www.youtube.com

Depraved elements aside, she literally just f l i e s in there lmao

Jesus the comments are filled with a new batch of 12 year old suckers.

 

[Minecraft Clock6422]

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[Catgirls are Love]

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I couldn't read the names of those groups as they are; my mind automatically read them as the Ministries of Peace, Plenty, Truth and Love. Current Discord server population sits at around 14000 currently online, though an addition to the numerous rules suggest participation may be at a historic low point; I can't actually tell as I haven't logged into my alt for months and it no longer has access, so they may be kicking inactive people.

Patreon continues as usual aside from the unusual jump at the start of the month; number of Patrons slowly goes up, total income slowly goes down.

 

[Czolg]

Y’all see that new cutscene

NEW Yakuza Cutscene - Yandere Simulator 1980s Mode

Today, we finally got the cutscene that plays when you get a girl kidnapped by the Yakuza. It's exactly how I imagine it, but I do think it could use some mu...

www.youtube.com

Depraved elements aside, she literally just f l i e s in there lmao

I know Alex is a tard and an entire thing doesn’t make sense at all but why the fuck he uses dollars as a currency instead of yen if the game is supposed to take place in Japan.

And I know that he would rather write some convoluted lore explanation why Japan in this universe uses dollars instead of changing this small detal to add some consistency, that much of a tard he is.

 

[Minecraft Clock6422]

I know Alex is a tard and an entire thing doesn’t make sense at all but why the fuck he uses dollars as a currency instead of yen if the game is supposed to take place in Japan.

And I know that he would rather write some convoluted lore explanation why Japan in this universe uses dollars instead of changing this small detal to add some consistency, that much of a tard he is.

He once said something about it in the lines of "japanese language is translated to english, so yen is translated to USD"

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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Wait, they are asking for more jannies to mope Wikia? Why? Not enough people to add new hairstyles to the article?

He once said something about it in the lines of "japanese language is translated to english, so yen is translated to USD"

Too bad that age of consent doesn't translate. Yeah, I know each prefecture has it's own and it's 18, but I couldn't resist.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Wait, they are asking for more jannies to mope Wikia? Why? Not enough people to add new hairstyles to the article?

Better question; why the fuck did they have 4 committees dedicated to the wiki of an autistic pedo murder sim???

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Better question; why the fuck did they have 4 committees dedicated to the wiki of an autistic pedo murder sim???

Because autism makes people bad at multitasking.

 

[lumaleelumabop]

November 22 bug fixing build (archive)

Have an extra-large build for you today! Around 32 fixes/changes/improvements from the previous build.

To see a list of everything that is new or different in the latest build, scroll down past this gorgeous portrait of Ayano by lawlietinblue!

Fixes and Changes

• A tremendous number of people reported a “bug” that items they purchased in the street were not being brought to school. This is because they were not aware that, in order to bring an item to school, you have to select it from a menu. To resolve this problem, you will now be presented with the “Bring item to school?” menu whenever you try to leave the protagonist’s home and go to school. This makes it impossible to miss the menu.
• Previously, if the player used the Settings menu to deactivate Rim Lighting and Character Outlines, those two settings would re-activate themselves upon starting a new day. This was intentional, in order to prevent a bug from occuring. However, that bug has been fixed, so now Rim Lighting and Character Outlines will remain disabled if the player disbales them.
• Previously, if the player crouched while holding a small weapon, the protagonist would automatically conceal the weapon. This is no longer the case. The protagonist will now continue to hold the weapon in their hands while crouching. (However, this does not apply to large weapons; only small ones.)
• If a rival was kidnapped, turned into a mind-broken slave, and then used for a murder-suicide, the game would count her as “kidnapped” rather than “dead in a murder-suicide.” From now on, the game will track that rival’s death as “suicide” rather than “kidnapped.”
• Because the ability to send a rival to check her locker for a note is extremely powerful, rivals will now refuse to believe you when you tell them that there’s a note in their locker, unless you’ve befriended them and your reputation is past a certain threshold.
• Fixed bugs that would occur if a rival attempted to inform Senpai of the presence of a murderer in the school while Senpai was busy performing some activity (turning off a radio, receiving food from a member of the Cooking Club, etc).
• Previously, if the player put a bloody gym uniform or bloody swimsuit into a washing machine, the machine would spit out a clean school uniform instead of spitting out the appropriate clothing. This is now fixed.
• Fixed bug that would cause a suitor to gain Affection Points with a rival for lacking a trait that the rival was not attracted to (instead of possessing a trait that the rival is attracted to).
• Fixed bug that would cause certain students to have pure-white textures on their school uniforms if School Atmosphere was low during the week of Sonoko (10th rival of 1980s Mode).
• A mind-broken slave walking through a metal detector with a metal weapon will now set off the metal detector (but it won’t stop her from continuing towards her destination).
• Adjusted the bloom settings for the “rival confesses to suitor” cutscene so that the bloom doesn’t obscure the visuals, but the scene still retains a “dreamlike” feeling.
• If the player was spotted stealing cigarettes and sent to the guidance counselor, there was a bug that would let them keep the stolen cigarettes. This has been fixed.
• Removed one of the drinking fountains in the school, because its position was interfering with students’ ability to correctly locate the nearest drinking fountain.
• Fixed bug that caused Yandere-chan’s hair to permanently turn invisible if the Cloaking Device was used at any point during the Alphabet Killer Challenge.
• Fixed bug that caused the magazine in a suitor’s bookbag to display the incorrect text for describing what a suitor was attracted to.
• The player is now required to join the Science Club in order to use the vat of acid or emergency shower inside the science clubroom.
• Fixed bug that prevented the game from recognizing whether or not Raibaru was currently standing in a puddle of electrified water.
• Fixed bug that would cause male and female delinquents in 1989 to perform their “talking” animations even if they were alone.
• Miyuji Shan will now eat food during Mission Mode so that it’s possible to complete a mission that involves poisoning her.
• Fixed bug that would cause a student to perform a “texting on phone” animation even without a phone in their hands.
• Re-arranged three characters in the 1980s Mode Alphabet Killer Challenge who were out of alphabetical order.
• Fixed bug that prevented the 1980s Mode rivals from having the right facial expressions in their portraits.
• Fixed bug that would prevent a rival’s suitor from traveling to his locker to check for a note on Friday.
• Expanded the size of the “Matchmaking Results” window so that the text isn’t so squished and tiny.
• Fixed bug that would put Saki’s bra into the player’s inventory if they stole a box of cigarettes.
• The text that displays during the tutorial has been updated to tell the player how to run.
• Made an optimization to the beat-em-up minigame that should result in a better framerate.
• Fixed bug that caused the gym teacher to have a massively oversized phone in 1980s Mode.
• Fixed a typo in the text for Ryoba’s monologue describing Sumiko, the 4th rival.
• The particle effect for being sprayed by a metal detector has been updated.
• Updated the Basu sisters’ hair models.
• Updated Himari’s hair again.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Better question; why the fuck did they have 4 committees dedicated to the wiki of an autistic pedo murder sim???

I won't lie I'm genuinely curious as to what the "Historical Committee" entails
Like even with the impressive 7(?) year development frame of the main game thus far, I wouldn't say it's historical.
Is it worshipping Alex like a deity?
Is it throwing darts at all the day 1 haydurs?
I need to know, man

 

[Minecraft Clock6422]

I won't lie I'm genuinely curious as to what the "Historical Committee" entails
Like even with the impressive 7(?) year development frame of the main game thus far, I wouldn't say it's historical.
Is it worshipping Alex like a deity?
Is it throwing darts at all the day 1 haydurs?
I need to know, man

Perhaps 1980s mode was unintentionally alluring to his 1984-esque server rules and moderation.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

It all comes tumbling down it seems. can only sell a bullshit dream for so long

 

[Empty bottle of fanta]

So, apparently those "new models":


that I totally didn't call was just obviously concept artwork never actually existed and he just wants to throw something together from pre-established fan work. Work that said fan doesn't want him to have anything to do with:


Honestly? No one is fucking surprised. Ever since Osanas release he's becoming more and more flagrant with his lack of care in pretending he gives a shit and isn't a lazy fuck trying to make his fetishy shit on other people's dime. No new news to anyone.

But seriously, how bad of a developer do you have to be to have the fans of the "game" you're developing that they seem to love so much for some reason want nothing to do with you or its development. Most people would dream of being involved in their favorite franchises, and somehow Alex fucked it up so bad that on MULTIPLE occasions hes been rejected by fans and voulenteers. Most of his fans know not to touch him with a 10foot shity aids covered pole.

 

[lumaleelumabop]

November 25 bug fixing build (archive)

Happy Thanksgiving!

I updated the Characters page of the official website recently. The character artwork for the Student Council girls has been updated. Perceptive visitors will also notice that a new character has been appeared on the page, as well…

To see a list of everything that was fixed or changed in the latest build, scroll down past this pretty artwork of Osana by ö! Yes, the artist goes by the name ” ö “, apparently!

Fixes, Changes, Additions

• Modern-day competition swimsuits are skintight leggings, so the 202X Sports Club boys have been given leggings instead of trunks. (To see all of them in their new swimwear, you’ll have to play Week 2, since two of the boys do not swim on Week 1.)
• Fixed bug that would cause an endless cascade of notifications to appear if the player picked up a weapon, dropped it, picked it up again, inserted it into a bag, then stood in the crop area of the gardening club.
• The player’s Language stat will now increase the effectiveness of the articles they write for the school newspaper. (At maximum level, the Language stat will double the effectiveness of your articles.)
• Fixed bug that caused the clock at the top-right corner of the screen to cover up part of the interface when the player was viewing certain parts of the the pause menu inside of the protagonist’s home.
• When the player saved their game at school, certain objects would not update their positions correctly. Those objects should now be updating their positions properly.
• Fixed bug that was preventing the game from lowering a rival’s reputation after the player wrote a nasty article about her in the school newspaper.
• Fixed bug that made the 1989 school newspaper bulletin board appear in 202X after the player played the Light Music Club minigame.
• Fixed bug that caused female students’ bodies to deform when performing a “combining chemicals” animation in the Science Club.
• Fixed bug that caused the gym teacher to wear a track suit and a teacher’s attire simultaneously.
• When opening up the Stats screen from the Calendar screen, the transition is now 5x as fast.
• Updated the models and textures of the armbands that the club leaders wear.
• Fixed bug that caused Himari’s eyes to be colorless in her student portrait.
• The headmaster’s office is now locked during the 1980s Mode tutorial.
• Updated Shiromi’s hair model.
• Updated Kaga’s hair model.