Kiwi Farms NFT Discussion

Interest guage

  • Interested, and I have crypto

    Votes: 112 17.7%
  • Interested, but I don't understand crypto

    Votes: 82 12.9%
  • Not interested, and I have crypto

    Votes: 145 22.9%
  • Not interested, and I don't understand crypto

    Votes: 71 11.2%
  • Sneed

    Votes: 224 35.3%

  • Total voters
    634
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Haha, stole your NFT.
 
I have no idea how nft works, or how to even figure out how I would get a cut of anything from here without sending info to people here, I wouldnt mind lending you some drawings tho, I dont do anything with them
 
lol, we've been suggesting this to Null for months. God damn it man. At fucking last.
I am still not convinced because you TELL ME YOU WONT BUY THEM.
I've never bought them!
99% of this community cannot figure out fucking Coinbase! They still PM me asking for my paypal!!!!!!!

Don't act like you TOLD ME SO! I can't shill this to fucking grifters or whores like stonetoss! Who the fuck is a friend of this website? No one!
 
This would probably be the one NFT I would pony up some money for.
Agree with @Liber Pater that some variation of slobbermutt would be a better base.
 
  • Disagree
Reactions: REALMizkif
the idea made me think of twitch donation incentives and people paying for emotes. but those sell because of a meta connection to a website and community so you would also have to emulate that somehow. like make a section of the forum that's a kiwi jail where all the random generated kiwis jpegs get place. nft people like scarcity or whatever so maybe tying the art project to a besieged website will interest them.
idk but the meta hook is more important than the art bc that's all anyone actually cares about.
 
You could get a known artist attached to the KiwiFarms project like Shadman or Ben Garrison to increase the initial price. Commission 100 NFTs of the most notorious kiwifarms cows and use their traits to generate the rest of the NFTs from the collection. The 100 unique NFTs could be sold separately for 1000$ to kiwifarms users or given to the cows that accept to promote the project and the random kiwifarms collection NFTs could be sold for like 100$ each on the market. You could add a % creator fee to the collection to increase profits if the random NFTs will be traded for more than the initial 100$

I am still not convinced because you TELL ME YOU WONT BUY THEM.
I've never bought them!
99% of this community cannot figure out fucking Coinbase! They still PM me asking for my paypal!!!!!!!

Don't act like you TOLD ME SO! I can't shill this to fucking grifters or whores like stonetoss! Who the fuck is a friend of this website? No one!
Grifters will accept a collaboration if it means they'll make money. Gunt will not accept the free 1000$ worth unique Kiwifarms Gunt NFT just because he hates you? He'll take it and resell and brag about how he made money from the forum that hates him.
 
I am still not convinced because you TELL ME YOU WONT BUY THEM.
I've never bought them!
99% of this community cannot figure out fucking Coinbase! They still PM me asking for my paypal!!!!!!!

Don't act like you TOLD ME SO! I can't shill this to fucking grifters or whores like stonetoss! Who the fuck is a friend of this website? No one!
Dude, if Stonetoss can do it you definitely can do at least 10% of him. Stop thinking about it and just fucking do it, worst case scenario is that nothing happens and you're in the same place as before but with just a little bit more embarrassment.

It sounds way easier and more lucrative than the silver thing tbh.
 
I am still not convinced because you TELL ME YOU WONT BUY THEM.
I've never bought them!
99% of this community cannot figure out fucking Coinbase! They still PM me asking for my paypal!!!!!!!

Don't act like you TOLD ME SO! I can't shill this to fucking grifters or whores like stonetoss! Who the fuck is a friend of this website? No one!
The kiwifarms is not the only community you have access to. You have the Jim/IBS sphere. You've got the Rekieta sphere. You've got the faggots at BP. I'm sure many people in several Furry/deviant/trans communities know and like you; and have access to coins. Marketing is king for a bussiness person. Overmarket everthing, and reach out to as many people as you can in every sphere of the Internet where Null is known/liked. Don't just put a header "NFT for sale" on the site and then expect billions. Fucking reach out. My best first bet would be Rackets. But if you get yourself into more collabs to shill the chances for sale increase.

Also, make them unique and pretty and sell them as such (just like you want). Hype them. Make podcast referencing NFT moments. Create scarcity and value from the quality and special moments of the image. You have a podcast and a public image and you have real life charisma. It shouldn't be that complicated. If you want the cash, be a salesman.
 
ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaHAHAHAH LMAO
Jim/IBS/Sargon/polically centrist/gamergate fags SPHERE. (I.E people who know you) I'm not saying "go to Jim" but ask around. Be an octopus. Hell, you might be surprised who is willing to collab and share audiences while grifting NFT. You could even make some deals with those figures. It's not hard to ask.
 
  • Disagree
Reactions: Gryzz
It's worth a shot, anything as low-effort as NFTs is probably worth failing, by the slim chance you make a 2 million.

But I love this little guy and would realistically pay $20 for the rights to give everyone else the right to use it as much as humanly possible-
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These look decent but he should try more templates, ask other artists for a free sample. I like the art style of the guy that does Nick Fuentes comics @emerson_chris
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Lmao I would buy that
That would make the collection instantly removed from opensea and rarible. Controversial NFTs should be part of a separate collection available only to kiwifarms users.
 
like a more serious reply:
- Jim hates me and this site.
- I cannot name a single IBS person who does not hate this site or at the very least me specifically.
- I can't get Rekieta to answer me on Twitter half the time. I'd be willing to shill with him but I don't count on it.
- I don't know anyone in the BP sphere who'd talk to me (Zachary Michael is the only person who comes to mind but that's a LONG SHOT and crypto is 99% men).

The names of people who don't absolutely abhor us off the top of my head are Nick Rekieta, Turkey Tom, Cecil McFly, and Toad McKinley.

Count Dankula, for instance, hates me personally because I can't stop bullying trannies for being gross.
 
The names of people who don't absolutely abhor us off the top of my head are Nick Rekieta, Turkey Tom, Cecil McFly, and Toad McKinley.
That's not a bad fist start. I'm sure there could be more. Aydin Paladin, maybe? What about washed IBS stars like Kraut? The point is, the worst thing that could happen is that you get a "fuck off" mail. The best part is that you might get a good reply and a fun chance to collab.

You know what? I have another idea. Send a request for collab indeed to the people who hate you. There's a chance they'll comment about it to their adiences complaining but it will generate buzz. And send it to trannies. lol

You know, fuck it SEND IT TO RALPH as well. That will be really fun. And tell him you'll give him a small cut.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Lemmingwise
So it's stupid if I do it and a multi-million dollar idea if someone else does it. Does this just sum up my life?
I wouldn't invest in Kiwi NFTs, as I don't invest in NFTs period, but I would buy one or more Kiwi NFTs for the novelty of having them and to support the site. I think that there's likely people outside of the site that would buy Kiwi NFTs specifically because we are so persecuted and merch is so incredibly hard to come by.

Also if you ever do another shot glass run let me know. My son knocked mine off the table and it broke.
 
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