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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
New serf getting indoor bathroom privilages already? Wonder who he's banging?

Or maybe they just really want the dude to shower, but I imagine everyone's overall sense of smell has been fried for awhile now.
It probably smells like a terrible combination of man ass, stink ditch, ditch weed, burned food, and body odor in that hellhole.
 
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I'm shocked at the amount of people who are throwing money at these freaks. They don't get anything like alpaca yarn from them. They are just giving these degenerates money for the sake giving them money. Thought it would be a couple big money donors but it is a bunch of small ones.
 
Have they really fenced off the entire ranch? I've read earlier it's a 36 acre property, so depending on the shape that could be 2000 yards of fencing. That's a time consuming and expensive job assuming there was nothing there before.

Are we sure they're not just tweeting pictures of the same section of half arsed fencing from different angles?
I’d have to do more looking but based on their work ethic I would say no. Plus they went about fencing all wrong.

for where they are with the pretty flat ground they have they would have been best served by using high tensile wire. With that they could have just put wooden posts every 300ft and run t-posts in between. Plus as far as I can tell they didn’t brace the corner posts so the fence will begin pulling the posts and sagging very quickly. This can be prevented by bracing the corner posts.
 
So in preparation for the winter killing the alpacas, the tranch has begun phasing alpaca pics out with tweets about the house animals.

Kevin was up bright and early, tweeting out pictures of one of the dogs at 5 AM. And before you tell me, “well yeah, that’s nothing new, ranchers and farmers are supposed to wake up early!” I’m pointing it out because it’s KEVIN. He performs absolutely no ranching duties, as far as I know. [A]
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I’d also like to draw your attention to the book resting on the shelf in the background, one whose instructions and advice fell on deaf ears (or, in this case, blind eyes). BF8F7195-0781-43F3-9F7D-84BAC6537B87.jpeg
Penny was also up at the crack of dawn. This does not surprise me, as he is the sole head of the ranch now. Hilariously, you can see the tail of Kevin’s favorite dinosaur sticking up behind the dog on the bed. [A]
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Penny tweeted once more [A]
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Kevin tweeted a picture of one of the cats on Jen as he was perched upon a very tattered desktop chair. [A]
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Kevin tweeted that Ash Coyote was doing yet another charity stream for the tranch. Why they don’t just make the post from the tranch twitter and have him retweet it beyond me, it shouldn’t be the other way around, but whatever. [A]
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Ash has been doing a lot of charity streams for the tranch, literally 4 streams (including this one) in the past 3 days according to Youtube. I also love how the title has “charity” in all capital letters, as if to say “PLEASE WATCH THIS FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS AND NOT JUST MY OWN”
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And last night, one of the serfs tweeted out some photos of them partaking in the act of smoking weed with their boyfriend. [A] E8183328-7E07-4804-AED7-3F7A86FB4E6B.jpeg
On the monitor, you can see that they’ve got Discord up. It appears to be a personal server, evidenced by the name “Personal” and the only other members being bots (notably Pluralkit, which lets people larp as their headmates in chat. Channels include “wishlist” (not surprised), ranch-projects, ranch-patreon (?), and (i hope i’m wrong) trauma, horny and nsfw (please let me be wrong). I tried to edit the image but I’m not good at this .5B8FA79C-74DA-4ED3-B761-09DE221B2327.jpeg
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I’ve been wondering about his living situation lately, glad we got confirmation. So he’s claiming to have MOVED. The property is literally in his mom’s name, so i’m guessing when he says “move” he means “crashing here for the foreseeable future”. Also fucking lol at “marital problems caused me to move in with my partner”, I’m pretty sure your partner CAUSED the marital problems. The fact that the Tranch itself retweeted it too…

The saddest part is that Sky still interacts with his tweets AND he’s still got this pinned on his Twitter: 1654C9B3-3AA1-4025-8D01-57BCAB53DFD3.jpeg

Okay, now on the GFM it says he’s “separated” from his spouse. [A]

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“New lives” is also brow raising. Could this be more permanent than I thought? And if it is permanent, how will this affect ownership of the tranch property?
 
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Paul "Bonnie" Mendoza- e-beggar and welfare leech extraordinaire:
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Physically fit enough to own and operate a ranch in rural Colorado - then moves to the city for some crazy pussy and immediately demands gubmint gibs. Go work in a warehouse, you lazy reprobate. You're big and strong enough to lift up all those heavy boxes after posting so many photos and videos of all the ranch work you did.
 
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