Kiwi Farms NFT Discussion

[WolfeTone]

I like Cecil McFly, she's kewl

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

I’d buy a nft

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Also as several others have said here, unique slobbermutts would be a pretty good idea. I personally would buy one just to use as my PFP. I know Rackets is a massive faggot and a flake, but I really, honestly believe he's your best bet for getting this to take off. Some kind of collaboration I think would be optimal, maybe he uses some NFT you guys make as his Twitter pfp or video thumbnail. I know he's a flake, I know you're going to tell me that he's unreliable, and I get it, I really do, and I think the NFT run is worth doing even without Rackets, but I also believe he could really take it to the next level.

I don't really know how to get retards that don't understand crypto to use crypto, especially when it's piss easy. Sorry mate.

 

[Twinkletard]

I'd buy anything that will simultaneously piss off Ethan Ralph and support the forum.

Win/Win

 

[Justtocheck]

Also as several others have said here, unique slobbermutts would be a pretty good idea. I personally would buy one just to use as my PFP. I know Rackets is a massive faggot and a flake, but I really, honestly believe he's your best bet for getting this to take off. Some kind of collaboration I think would be optimal, maybe he uses some NFT you guys make as his Twitter pfp or video thumbnail. I know he's a flake, I know you're going to tell me that he's unreliable, and I get it, I really do, and I think the NFT run is worth doing even without Rackets, but I also believe he could really take it to the next level.

I don't really know how to get retards that don't understand crypto to use crypto, especially when it's piss easy. Sorry mate.

I think the key is to make it an EVENT, with HYPE and FUN and BUZZ. I'm sure "the most hated website in the world" and our charismatic dear leader with his vocal fry car generate all of it; with a bit of creativity and a bit of help. If a few doors are knocked and a few bells and whistles are sounded all through the webs. Even HATE is good for marketing. And if Null is smart he can make it work for him.

I want Josh to be the Wolf of the interwebs.

 

[Had]

Here are some

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Doug Tenaple of Earthworm Jim fame also sells NFTs for $90 each and they come with the dignity of an actual artist associated.

The Doug TenNapel ones are kind of interesting. There's apparently a whole world that is being built around them.

 

[Vida]

I'd buy 1-3 if the price doesn't go beyond $30 each.

 

[Justtocheck]

I have another idea to take advangtage of the hate. Suggest in a MATI episode several lolcows who will be NFT'd artistically. lolcow x and lolcow y will catch a whiff and complain (or maybe not) to their audiences. People who hate X and Y will be interested. Jack up the price. Chose lolcows with very constant social media presence. (boogie, dsp, KingCobra, Ralph, Brianna wu)

 

[Leave_Fargut]

I have another idea to take advangtage of the hate. Suggest in a MATI episode several lolcows who will be NFT'd artistically. lolcow x and lolcow y will catch a whiff and complain (or maybe not) to their audiences. People who hate X and Y will be interested. Jack up the price. Chose lolcows with very constant social media presence. (boogie, dsp, KingCobra, Ralph, Brianna wu)

Making NFTs out of unwilling lolcows seems like a good way to catch a non-frivolous lawsuit. Not a risk worth taking imo, especially with the existing legal overheads

 

[Freya Holmér]

It's scummy and pathetic but I can't blame you for being tempted.

 

[Justtocheck]

Making NFTs out of unwilling lolcows seems like a good way to catch a non-frivolous lawsuit. Not a risk worth taking imo, especially with the existing legal overheads

I thought a bit about that. My idea to solve it is to make it so that the lolcow is clearly referenced though his image is not there. For example. Make an NFT of a line of coke, a generic totaled blue car and makers mark, and everyone will know who is referenced but there's not image of Ralph. That's a good solution.

Edit: About NFT. If you think about it T&H banners have the same appeal as NFT. But what Josh says about the "I get answered NO when I ask if they'd buy" is approaching the issue in the wrong way. You ask a man on the street, "Do you want to buy a Rolex?" Most people will laugh at you and say they use their phone for time. But if you are in a top level business meeting people know you have a fucking Rolex. If you make the NFT have value to people in a specific comunity that creates desire and that's valuable and people pay for it. You have to make the NFT known to the audience who'll appreciate it.

 

[Vida]

The names of people who don't absolutely abhor us off the top of my head are Nick Rekieta, Turkey Tom, Cecil McFly, and Toad McKinley.

Alt Hype
Aydin Paladin
Bedhead bernie
Black pigeon speaks
blameitonjorge
Bob Gymlan
Crowbcat
Danielle Kogan
Dovahhatty
Emplemon
ezpz
Fredrik Knudsen
Geno samuel
Harmful opinions
internet historian
jontron
kill all pedos
Mumkey jones
Procastitara
reviewbrah
oneyplays
sheepover
reactor
rusty cage

 

[Leave_Fargut]

I thought a bit about that. My idea to solve it is to make it so that the lolcow is clearly referenced though his image is not there. For example. Make an NFT of a line of coke, a generic totaled blue car and makers mark, and everyone will know who is referenced but there's not image of Ralph. That's a good solution.

I see what you're saying, and for what it's worth I was thinking about it earlier today and like the idea. You're right you could get away with it if it's sufficiently-obscure trademarks of the cows (layered onto the kiwi base maybe), but if you go that route I don't think baiting cows into rage-marketing the NFTs will have a happy ending. I think you could dodge a suit on a DSP NFT for example by adding the facial hair and black shirt, but only if you don't go around shouting about monetising his likeness, since that would come back at you

Point is moot too if Null wants to procedurally generate them using layers, I guess

 

[Mountain Dew]

99% of this community cannot figure out fucking Coinbase! They still PM me asking for my paypal!!!!!!!

No fucking way that anybody who prioritizes their anonymity would use Coinbase. I almost got suckered in when Bitcoin dipped to like 28k, but it asked me to send a picture of a legal ID. Stopped me dead in my tracks.

Not that Paypal is any better if you want to use it for anything outside of personal transactions with a fake name/prepaid visas. However, I can see why people would be turned off from Coinbase-- especially because crypto's whole shtick was once "an anonymous currency."

 

[Justtocheck]

I see what you're saying, and for what it's worth I was thinking about it earlier today and like the idea. You're right you could get away with it if it's sufficiently-obscure trademarks of the cows (layered onto the kiwi base maybe), but if you go that route I don't think baiting cows into rage-marketing the NFTs will have a happy ending. I think you could dodge a suit on a DSP NFT for example by adding the facial hair and black shirt, but only if you don't go around shouting about monetising his likeness, since that would come back at you

If you make enough money with them you'll fight the suits no problem. (lmao joking, but then again...)

Referencing moments and not people would be the key. For example, put a height scale that says 5,1 and a question mark. Make a ps4 with jizz all over. You are never saying who it is and you are never showing it. You could even call it "Mystery NFT" but there's no way you can be suited for that, though the people will know who you are talking about.

 

[Null]

It's scummy and pathetic but I can't blame you for being tempted.

How is it scummy to sell people something they will buy?

 

[Jump]

Maybe you could sell NTF's of the top Nword posts?
A highlighted nigger post HAS to be worth something right?

 

[I am vomit]

Gonna be fully blunt and honest here. It's a fad, and little more. It's gonna be a bubble that bursts eventually so if you honest to god want to get started then the sooner the better. Personally I'm too fucking retarded to understand NFT or crypto in general so I'm staying out of it. The main reason stonetoss made so much money is because he hyped it up and there's 'edge content' like confederate flags which gets people talking, offended, and curious. You need to have a niche like that if you're going to do them.

 

[Null]

No fucking way that anybody who prioritizes their anonymity would use Coinbase. I almost got suckered in when Bitcoin dipped to like 28k, but it asked me to send a picture of a legal ID. Stopped me dead in my tracks.

It's called KYC and every financial institution in the entire fucking world doing business with Americans has to do it.

This is what I mean. Hopeless. Utterly hopeless. No fucking point. I cannot drag this dead gay horse to fucking water.

Alt Hype
Aydin Paladin
Bedhead bernie
Black pigeon speaks
blameitonjorge
Bob Gymlan
Crowbcat
Danielle Kogan
Dovahhatty
Emplemon
ezpz
Fredrik Knudsen
Geno samuel
Harmful opinions
internet historian
jontron
kill all pedos
Mumkey jones
Procastitara
reviewbrah
oneyplays
sheepover
reactor
rusty cage

I said PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE SITE, not people who you're subscribed to on fucking YouTube.

Hey Oney I know you're being cancelled and people on my site call you a groomer but do you want a FREE Kiwi Farms NFT?
Hey Mumkey I know I did a stream betting you'd kill yourself but do you want