Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Chandler Bing]

In one of jacks recent videos I could just see the brain damage the strokes have done as well as the mini ones he's probably been having without realizing it while his brains deteriorating from everything.

I said before I was waiting for the 3rd or 4th major stroke. I take back what i said though. He looked sorta lost like some old person. The jack I liked jumping on just isn't there anymore imo.

Now idk what I want from watching jack. Maybe I ruined it for myself or I'm just being an autistic faggot.

Thanks for the laughs in the comments if I don't come back to this thread.

 

[rubytintedchix]

But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

That’s ironic coming from this giant man child. Lol

 

[StraightShooter2]

Lmfao, donuts are bad but a fucking coca cola wedding cake is just fine

Or this for that matter:

Ingredients are milk, brown sugar, cream soda, butter, whipped cream, butterscotch pudding, and butterscotch sauce - basically just 3000-4000 calories of pure sugar liquid.

Jack has copyright struck two of our videos again. Episode 2 & 19 on one strike.

Maybe it's time for Jack to get a cease and desist letter.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Or this for that matter:

Ingredients are milk, brown sugar, cream soda, butter, whipped cream, butterscotch pudding, and butterscotch sauce - basically just 3000-4000 calories of pure sugar liquid.


Maybe it's time for Jack to get a cease and desist letter.

Good god, there’s at least two days worth of calories in that whole pot.

For real, how many calories you think he consumes daily on an average basis?

 

[ZipDisk]

There are few things Jack likes better than saying what a restaurant did wrong, or back biting them in the fucking parking lot.

I know we'd never see the video, but I'd love a restaurant to shut him down mid video. "No! You don't review us. All your reviews, Shit!"

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

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But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

Every fucking time I see that dumb Bitmoji of him I just want to punch it and him in the face. What an insufferable mantoddler.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Good god, there’s at least two days worth of calories in that whole pot.

For real, how many calories you think he consumes daily on an average basis?

I wouldn't be shocked if he's reaching in the high thousands. Between 6,000 and 9,000 would be a safe bet I would make.

High calorie diets aren't necessarily bad. But everything he eats is processed. He is consuming tons of sugar and sodium alongside it. Plus not even the most basic of exercise.

 

[Adamska]

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But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

Reminder this fat gay narcissist takes his wife's money, friends, and abuses his connections for his gluttony tours.

He also posted this right after tarding out and trying to take down videos, one of which he already tried to, thus breaking more crime. He is a stupid animal who will only understand if force is applied to him.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

Neither can he write. "It's call Thanksgiving." Somebody take the phone away from that braindead moron, please.

Good god, there’s at least two days worth of calories in that whole pot.

For real, how many calories you think he consumes daily on an average basis?

Honestly, I would guess his average daily calory intake is easily around 5000 calories a day. Maybe even more.

 

[TurdFondler]

The jack I liked jumping on just isn't there anymore imo.

For real though. I think about this sometimes. He's not at all the same person he was when he wrote the "all that bugs" blog and made videos in the old kitchen.

I watch him the same reason I watch Werner. I'm fascinated by what and how much he eats.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

Now that I think of it, does anyone know if he's legally prohibited from driving a car anymore due to having only 1 arm?

 

[RL Steinbeck]

You know how people use “jack” as shorthand for “jackshit?” Like, “I didn’t get jack for selling xyz.” Did jack start the channel “cooking with jack” to be a play on words to emphasize the lazy man approach? Like you don’t need “jack” to cook these meals? Has this been lost on me this whole time?

or am i just too high?

feels like something a guy with a blog called “all that bugs” would do

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I'm fascinated by what and how much he eats.

Scientific examination of a morning dump from Jack Scalfani, Tennessee circa 2021, Museum Of Natural Science, Houston, TX.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

You know how people use “jack” as shorthand for “jackshit?” Like, “I didn’t get jack for selling xyz.” Did jack start the channel “cooking with jack” to be a play on words to emphasize the lazy man approach? Like you don’t need “jack” to cook these meals? Has this been lost on me this whole time?

or am i just too high?

feels like something a guy with a blog called “all that bugs” would do

lol get to bed high boi

I wouldn't be shocked if he's reaching in the high thousands. Between 6,000 and 9,000 would be a safe bet I would make.

High calorie diets aren't necessarily bad. But everything he eats is processed. He is consuming tons of sugar and sodium alongside it. Plus not even the most basic of exercise.

Neither can he write. "It's call Thanksgiving." Somebody take the phone away from that braindead moron, please.

Honestly, I would guess his average daily calory intake is easily around 5000 calories a day. Maybe even more.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s within 5000-7000 range, especially with how large the portions he orders on his Jack on the Go show are, who is to say he’s any different for the other two meals that same day.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s within 5000-7000 range, especially with how large the portions he orders on his Jack on the Go show are, who is to say he’s any different for the other two meals that same day.

I'm convinced that alone with one of his daily meals you could feed some Somali family of four for a fucking week.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Now that I think of it, does anyone know if he's legally prohibited from driving a car anymore due to having only 1 arm?

I don't know if he is legally prohibited. A lot of stroke victims usually get medical clearance from their doctor before doing so after one. Given his cognitive decline, I highly doubt he would pass any medical examine administered to him.

But then again that probably doesn't matter since Jack is probably too lazy to drive in the first place. I can't recall any video of him in the car that was filmed over the last few years where he wasn't in the passenger seat.

 

[Aaway]

Or this for that matter:

Ingredients are milk, brown sugar, cream soda, butter, whipped cream, butterscotch pudding, and butterscotch sauce - basically just 3000-4000 calories of pure sugar liquid.


Maybe it's time for Jack to get a cease and desist letter.

don't forget about these

 

[captkrisma]

I'm finally out of the woods and ready to review another Nashville place from Jack On The Go this Friday. Any suggestions?

 

[p1138]

I don't know if he is legally prohibited. A lot of stroke victims usually get medical clearance from their doctor before doing so after one. Given his cognitive decline, I highly doubt he would pass any medical examine administered to him.

But then again that probably doesn't matter since Jack is probably too lazy to drive in the first place. I can't recall any video of him in the car that was filmed over the last few years where he wasn't in the passenger seat.

He posted a FB video or something ranting about a hot cocoa recipe with spit flying out of his mouth a couple weeks back sitting in the driver's seat... pretending he drove because he swapped seats in the car while Tammy was inside grocery shopping.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-10376112

So yeah, he still tries to pretend he can drive, and comes off looking like a 5 year old in the process whining about hot cocoa and scooting over to mommy's seat in the car to look like a big boy for his video.