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Name: Alberto Calva Fayad
Job: Lecturer at a Mexican University (maybe 2?)
Email: calvaalberto@hotmail.com
Languages: Spanish, English (fluent), Japanese (40%)
Location: Fernando Soto 403-A|Col. Centro Pachuca Hidalgo 42000, Mexico

This dude showed up in DSP's stream tonight and, for some reason, dropped ~$200 in superchats. He had done $150 in superchats, but DSP wants his tips, and he wants them now. Alberto here spent another $50 to tell Phil he should be grateful for anything (not wrong) and that the money Alberto was giving to Phil was nothing to Alberto. Phil helpfully banned him. I don't know why Alberto showed up tonight or why he gave Phil money. He doesn't follow Phil on any social media that I could find. He actually has ambitions, though it's not clear how much he's followed through, and he does actually put some effort into his various streaming attempts (at least the graphics...no idea on the quality of his commentary).

Edit: Apparently he's aware of DSP through Soma Julius Cruz and other such detractor channels. He's currently livestreaming and saying that he did it to get attention. He's saying he needed 1700 subscribers for something...but he already had 1700 before this. Claiming he makes $600 / month on average. Says he works for a Japanese company now (works 8 PM - 7 AM).

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/al.calva
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/dsnake007
Twitter: https://twitter.com/al_calva
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CALVACORP/ / https://www.youtube.com/user/DaAvlac
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/alberto-calva-fayad-866013189/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995672464
BuhoLegal: https://www.buholegal.com/7263575/ (archive: https://archive.md/tvB1p)
CV: https://prezi.com/_ggw-6vps46l/curriculum-vitae/ (archive: https://archive.md/Ix426)
Presentations?: https://prezi.com/user/cfbwdzbybmhq/
Game Studio?: https://www.youtube.com/user/DDVALKYRIES / https://www.facebook.com/ddvalkyries/ (a game promised Oct 31st, 2017?)
NexusMods: https://www.nexusmods.com/users/7111125

Had a Google Site called "Sensei for Everyone" that seems to have been math tutoring or some shit
Streamlabs: https://streamlabs.com/dsnake007

As always, don't be a fucking sperg and harass this guy. I was just curious to see what he was about, and aside from giving Phil $200, he honestly seems to have his shit together.
Not a furry or pedo? I dont believe it.
 
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The Japanese thing picked my curiosity, since I'm a long term fan of expatcows. I highly recommend them to anyone that enjoys shitshows like Gunt's.

His LinkedIn doesn't list anything related to said JP company.

On his twitter he was complaining about some Samsung related buy and the HR that contacted him. He's also there chasing Gootecks, I'm guessing some attempt at getting some activity on his dead handle.

But the best thing is his shitty Prezi. He lists Japanese as "40%, currently studying writing".

Japanese levels go from JLPT 5 to 1, 5 being the lowest. In order to work for any decent Japanese company, you need a N3 at the bare minimum. N2 or higher for degrees. These tests also do not cover writing, they're a pure A/B/C/D test with a listening bit. Writing is only done in another test that is irrelevant when working with a Japanese company and is solely based on kanji writing/reading.

So yeah, chances are he's some shitty weeaboo that wants to appear bigger than what he is in order to draw an audience to a walking corpse of a channel.
 
So, this guy's been doing this streamer / gamer gig for years now and for all his effort has like 1.8k subs and 40 views on most of his videos.

At what point do you say to yourself, the dream is over. All this time and effort he puts in and nobody gives a shit. Why not do something else with your time. Nobody is ever gonna be interested in this fat, aging hairy Mexican. Sorry dude.

There are surely much easier ways of getting money and attention, holmes.
 
Edit: Apparently he's aware of DSP through Soma Julius Cruz and other such detractor channels. He's currently livestreaming and saying that he did it to get attention. He's saying he needed 1700 subscribers for something...but he already had 1700 before this. Claiming he makes $600 / month on average. Says he works for a Japanese company now (works 8 PM - 7 AM).
Honestly, because i'm an honest person, buy this. There are a number of detractors willing to throw money at anyone who makes fun of Phil so it's worth an attempt. You would have to be a loser desperate for any attention to try such a thing which make this case even more believeable.
 
You are giving the spic exactly what he wanted, exposure. His stream now has 800 views. Thanks Kiwifarts. You proved him right, that giving Phil money was the right thing to do. A lot of tards subscribed to him thanks to his stunt, thanks for giving them the links.
Let a Tard be a Tard. He'll fade away just like everyone else.
 
But the best thing is his shitty Prezi. He lists Japanese as "40%, currently studying writing".

Japanese levels go from JLPT 5 to 1, 5 being the lowest. In order to work for any decent Japanese company, you need a N3 at the bare minimum. N2 or higher for degrees. These tests also do not cover writing, they're a pure A/B/C/D test with a listening bit. Writing is only done in another test that is irrelevant when working with a Japanese company and is solely based on kanji writing/reading.
TBF, that particular presentation was from 2014, I think. On his stream, he said he's currently working for a Japanese company (in a bit about how his workday is from 8 PM to 7 AM his time), so he could plausibly have learned enough in the time since then. Still major weeb vibes, tbh.
 
TBF, that particular presentation was from 2014, I think. On his stream, he said he's currently working for a Japanese company (in a bit about how his workday is from 8 PM to 7 AM his time), so he could plausibly have learned enough in the time since then. Still major weeb vibes, tbh.
I know Mexico is on a 15h difference with Tokyo, so his 8pm would translate to a job beginning at 11 AM so :story:

I'll dig around cause I'm genuinely curious. Someone that boasts about their writing level and uses % has a big chance of being some TkyoHam-tier of sperg.
 
The point is, people are mad at the guy giving DSP money, while they are helping him in what he wanted to achieve.
I never got the idea of getting angry at people, fans or trolls, giving Dave money. If idiots want to donate to an idiot for whatever reason and it doesn't impact me, children, pets, random people not involved, or a charity then more power to them. I will just laugh and point how dumb they are for giving a manchild more money for WWE Champions. And if the trolls want to be annoyed he is begging and then they give money to him to "troll" him, it just means they are stupid and we get to make fun of them. But to be pissed that Phil gets donations from trolls should not anger people, it is not like they are reaching into your pockets to spend the money.

Edit: To the people getting angry about the Mexican giving money then watching his videos. Well, that's how the human mind thinks. Its like seeing a train wreck and saying its horrible, then they go film it laughing at the accident.

TL;DR Who cares if dumbasses give money to the pigroach.
 
You are giving the spic exactly what he wanted, exposure. His stream now has 800 views. Thanks Kiwifarts. You proved him right, that giving Phil money was the right thing to do. A lot of tards subscribed to him thanks to his stunt, thanks for giving them the links.
He benefitted purely because of a faggoty spastic channel "Griffin Gaming" who showered the bloke with tips and also got his viewers to do so, it wasn't because of this kiwifarms dox.
 
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Had some time to piss away today.
Since Phil filters his YouTube comments, I decided to go over them. These people suck his little knob for whatever reason. Nothing special, have fun lads. More to come once I have some time to go over some stuff.


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Name:
Ka'ron Aldrich
Nickname: Prime_Excellence
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Education: Middle Georgia State University
Duluth High School
Occupation: Failed/Failing streamer
Email: karonaldrich094@gmail.com

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/karon.aldrich.9
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/prime_excellence/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Prime_Excell
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/prime_excellence/
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/codkiller1436/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198879520368


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Name:
Joe Donovan
Nickname: BlearyLine7
Birth date: 23 MAY, 1998
Location: Dagenham, United Kingdom
Email: blearyline7@hotmail.co.uk

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/bleary.line/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blearyline7/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BlearyLine7
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/BlearyLine7/
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/BlearyLine7/


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Name:
Vincent Tamburo
Nickname: Camaro Lover
Location: Melbourne, Florida
Education: Eastern Florida State College
Occupation: Diver at SCUBA WIZE

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/vincent.tamburo.14/
YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCQBAX7gncvrQ996QUy1ghrQ/


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Name:
Joey Conklin
Nickname: Squintel
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Education: Robert E. Lee High School
Email: joeyconklin7@gmail.com

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/joey.conklin.35/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/7ThShadowOfLeaf
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/squinteltec7
YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/Squintel7/


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Name:
Landon Mauney
Nickname: YoboyLEM
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Occupation: Charlotte Pipe and Foundry
Email: landonhill@gmail.com

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/landon.mauney/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/YoboyLEM
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/landonhill3321/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199158327001


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Name:
Jasen Stevens
Nickname: PLATINUM IN PICTURES / MaXedOut4life
Location: Mesa, Arizona
Occupation: Taco Bell

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/jasen.stevens.33/
Instagran: https://www.instagram.com/MaXedOut4life/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MaXedOut4life
YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/MaXedOut4life/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/maxedout4life
 
Had some time to piss away today.
Since Phil filters his YouTube comments, I decided to go over them. These people suck his little knob for whatever reason. Nothing special, have fun lads. More to come once I have some time to go over some stuff.


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Personal information
Name:
Ka'ron Aldrich
Nickname: Prime_Excellence
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Education: Middle Georgia State University
Duluth High School
Occupation: Failed/Failing streamer
Email: karonaldrich094@gmail.com

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/karon.aldrich.9
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/prime_excellence/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Prime_Excell
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/prime_excellence/
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/codkiller1436/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198879520368


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Personal information
Name:
Joe Donovan
Nickname: BlearyLine7
Birth date: 23 MAY, 1998
Location: Dagenham, United Kingdom
Email: blearyline7@hotmail.co.uk

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/bleary.line/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blearyline7/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BlearyLine7
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/BlearyLine7/
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/BlearyLine7/


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Personal information
Name:
Vincent Tamburo
Nickname: Camaro Lover
Location: Melbourne, Florida
Education: Eastern Florida State College
Occupation: Diver at SCUBA WIZE

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/vincent.tamburo.14/
YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCQBAX7gncvrQ996QUy1ghrQ/


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Name:
Joey Conklin
Nickname: Squintel
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Education: Robert E. Lee High School
Email: joeyconklin7@gmail.com

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/joey.conklin.35/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/7ThShadowOfLeaf
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/squinteltec7
YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/Squintel7/


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Name:
Landon Mauney
Nickname: YoboyLEM
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Occupation: Charlotte Pipe and Foundry
Email: landonhill@gmail.com

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/landon.mauney/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/YoboyLEM
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/landonhill3321/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199158327001


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Personal information
Name:
Jasen Stevens
Nickname: PLATINUM IN PICTURES / MaXedOut4life
Location: Mesa, Arizona
Occupation: Taco Bell

Social media
Facebook:
https://facebook.com/jasen.stevens.33/
Instagran: https://www.instagram.com/MaXedOut4life/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MaXedOut4life
YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/MaXedOut4life/
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/maxedout4life
This screams Autistics of The Month Club
 
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slayer0804 / Hafiz-san / slayersan08

Name: Hafiz Bin Azil
Status: Single (contain your shock)
Age: 24 (Presumed birthday is April 8th, 1997)
Located in Singapore near Suntec City ("stalked" Shinee in 2017 with his friend when they came for a concert)
  • Believe(d/s) women need to wear hijab so they don't tempt men
  • Friend on Twitter have made repeated jokes about gangraping him (search #hafizazil on Twitter); they were around 15 or so at that point
  • Huge anime and k-pop fan (his words)
Claimed in a tip on Twitch to have been a fan since 2011. Checks out given that he follows all of DSP's old channels.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hafizazli8 (archive: https://archive.md/bAPsn) -- follows DSP
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/S711113H
IGNBoards: https://www.ignboards.com/threads/looking-for-psn-friends-post-here.453518713/page-66 (archive: https://archive.md/TZ34d) -- Included because he's asking specifically for girl gamers, which is hilarious.
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/slayersan08
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hafiz.azli/ -- Confirmed by 2 friends as well as, wait for it, likes the "darksydephil" Facebook page
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/hafiz-azli-918335b9/

Current occupation is not clear. Facebook says "I am a 3rd year student in Pharmaceutical Science In Republic Polythecnic" but also that he left in 2018 after 3 years. I know fuck-all about the Singaporean educational system, so if someone wants to share what that means, it would help. Based on the school's page, getting a diploma in pharmaceutical science sets you up to do the equivalent of a bachelor's degree?
He's also apparently a member of the Cadet Corps or something, so maybe that pays.

How is he making money these days? No idea. Anyway, as always, this is presented for informational purposes only because I was curious. Don't be a fucking loser and harass the guy.
 
  • Believe(d/s) women need to wear hijab so they don't tempt men
Why yes my pecker gets hard too when I go to my local Tesco and see some bird flashing her elbows, ankles or forehead. I too agree all women should dress to look like rubbish bags.
Otherwise... This temptation my brethren, this temptation is very not halal.

On a serious note, the bloke looks like he kills the mood in every room he enters.
 
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