DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fragarach]

"ShittyButthole superchatted and said bishop to a3? What the fuck you talking about?"

"Peepul keep saying I have a passed pawn. What the fuck is that!? All I have are regular pawns, you fucking idiots! Look! They're regular pawns, they don't have abilities or something! Fucking idiots, I swear..."

 

[NursezillaX]

Oh lord, he's playing Blackjack. He's gonna be here for an hour. Notice how into it he is compared to any other parts of the game he's played through.

Yeah, it's amazing how you can see his addict brain almost immediately kick in even when only playing for virtual stakes. He gets super hyper, reacts impulsively (immediately exiting on a push thinking he lost the hand), etc.

It takes pretty much zero imagination to picture the kind of lather a mind like his would get whipped into when doing his Champions pulls. The saddest part, as always, is that he doesn't even have a chance to get any return on the money he flushes away when doing that.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil talking about how he was in chess club and how he whooped all their asses because his dad taught him how to play. We've never heard this kind of story before...Asked if he could do a chess stream for the members goal and of course he hasn't played in a long time and might not be that good anymore or there's "things I may not know about". It's chess, Phil. The rules haven't significantly changed in hundreds of years. Love how quickly he bails the second he's called out on his bullshit story.

I guarantee that if he was somehow tricked into playing, all you'd have to do in order to get him screeching about the other person cheating is to pull off an early castle maneuver because you move two pieces at once.

 

[Kheapathic]

I guarantee that if he was somehow tricked into playing, all you'd have to do in order to get him screeching about the other person cheating is to pull off an early castle maneuver because you move two pieces at once.

I'd hate to have to watch Phil play Shogi or Mahjong; it's hard enough to learn a new game, but watching someone like Phil pretend like he's trying to learn would be torture. Especially Mahjong, that game has so many autistic things to it, that yes, it looks/feels like someone is cheating when something works one time and doesn't work another.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

It could just be that I'm a Yakuza/RGG sperg; but outside of the final level of the batting cages, the pitches are the same in order, every time. Phil could take a moment to memorize or write down how the pitches come at him, and he could easily get it down. Come on Phil, at least notice there's a pattern.

The best part about it is, that some keeps telling him the ball sequence and Dave tries his hardest to remember what the guy in chat said instead of just memorizing the actual pitches ingame.

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil talking about how he was in chess club and how he whooped all their asses because his dad taught him how to play. We've never heard this kind of story before...Asked if he could do a chess stream for the members goal and of course he hasn't played in a long time and might not be that good anymore or there's "things I may not know about". It's chess, Phil. The rules haven't significantly changed in hundreds of years. Love how quickly he bails the second he's called out on his bullshit story.

Wrong. Online chess is a shitty port made by lazy devs who didn't even try to capture real true IRL chess mechanics. I mean you just click the piece and it magically appears in the square you want? Back in the day you had to paw the piece with your grubby sausage fingers and put it back down without dropping it, none of this auto move scrub shit. And dont even get me started on the turn timers, they run .00001 seconds faster online due to electronic interference. To a seasoned pro like DSP this makes it impossible to play correctly.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

About this "I was totally in Chess Club" story:

Phil's told us in the past that he focused so much on his grades that he didn't have time for extra-curriculars to put on his college applications and that's why he didn't attend an Ivy League college like he deserved. He did later retcon this to say that theater or whatever was on there because he was part of the choir or stage production in high school. But outside of that it was grades grades grades you guys, that's how Phil became valedictorian!

He tells us this to help paint himself as a victim of the system and how he couldn't get a scholarship because he wasn't what they were looking for (see: wealthy).

Well Phil, you fuckmuppet, Chess Club is not only an extra-curricular, it's one that's looked at with fairly high regard, especially if you went to tournaments. Funny how you only mention it now and then refuse to do a chess stream.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'd hate to have to watch Phil play Shogi or Mahjong; it's hard enough to learn a new game, but watching someone like Phil pretend like he's trying to learn would be torture. Especially Mahjong, that game has so many autistic things to it, that yes, it looks/feels like someone is cheating when something works one time and doesn't work another.

As somebody who actually knows how to play one version of Majong, the mere idea of Phil trying to wrap his head around it amuses me.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of night stream update:

Total tip: $53

Top tip: TDotHolmes ($21)

174 viewers looking at DSP nervously staring at a naked man

Derich is derailing hard with kof trvias

TDotHolmes was hand holding Phil in Chat, but Phil wouldn't pay attention so he had to tip $21 to get pigs attention

OnlyIceKevin is back, ready for getting doxxed

"Another slow stream for Lost Judgement, there's nothing I can do"

"Thanks for everyone who supported, especially TDotHolmes, without him we'd have a $30 stream, and I'm being honest here, I can't afford to have streams like this, I really need you guys to buy in to this game, okay?"

 

[Fragarach]

OIC supposedly superchatted asking if Phil ever fixed the shower and he's now sitting there to see if he's an impersonator because OIC would never dare question Phil's begging narratives. Verified it's a fake and of course totally ignored the question. No questioning his begging narrative lies!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Yes Derish they added Bao as the fourth member in KoF 99' you cock-eyed monkey.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

OIC supposedly superchatted asking if Phil ever fixed the shower and he's now sitting there to see if he's an impersonator because OIC would never dare question Phil's begging narratives. Verified it's a fake and of course totally ignored the question. No questioning his begging narrative lies!

I never said my shower was broken MORAHHHHNNN. I said it was leaking...we used duct tape on it, and now it's fine...*shakes head and sighs* sorry I just can't deal with how stoopid you are. *leans in* Go be a conspiracy theory dickhead somewhere else!

 

[Iron Father]

Heads up to everybody surprised by this recent chess story, he's talked about it before. I specifically remember him saying he was in the chess club and he was so good that he started exclusively playing against his teacher, because his fellow students were too easy.

This bullshit story is not new. Bullshit sure, but not new.

 

[Karlcaust History Museum]

Got his new Wrap ripped and uploaded, the guy wears his autistic santa hat and snorts the whole time...

DSP's 'Daily Wrap' (22'nd November 2021)

Titled "The Daily Wrap: Nov. 22, 2021 - Festive Fun Preview and a GREAT Streaming Day!" Not much gold dust in this one, he talks about his new mahd at the en...

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[Fragarach]

Got his new Wrap ripped and uploaded, the guy wears his autistic santa hat and snorts the whole time...

DSP's 'Daily Wrap' (22'nd November 2021)

Titled "The Daily Wrap: Nov. 22, 2021 - Festive Fun Preview and a GREAT Streaming Day!" Not much gold dust in this one, he talks about his new mahd at the en...

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On the topic of snorting, it's been his burping lately that's grossed me out more mainly because of how often he does it and always follows it with a flat "Oh my god that's disgusting, excuse me". He says that word for word everytime like a robot. If it's so disgusting, maybe stop doing it you fat fuck. The burps are one of the giveaways that it's not water he's chugging down in that bottle.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Heads up to everybody surprised by this recent chess story, he's talked about it before. I specifically remember him saying he was in the chess club and he was so good that he started exclusively playing against his teacher, because his fellow students were too easy.

This bullshit story is not new. Bullshit sure, but not new.

I knew about the drama club shit and I completely forgot about the old folks home shit story.

I think it was because he glosses over it as "a silly thing like the comic book club" (which is not an extra-curricular that's just nerds hanging out using a classroom, come on dude).

As someone who was in Chess Club and went to tourneys, it's incredibly stupid for him to have not emphasized it and leaned on it during the admissions process, especially if he was so fucking good that he had to play his teacher for a challenge. Colleges look highly on it. Big ups for pulling up this gem though, I'm getting rusty in my old age and forgot the finer details about how, somehow, applying for financial aid fucked him. This doesn't make sense because while colleges are limited on how much aid they can give, certainly they would want someone that was a fucking valedictorian and colleges get absolutely nothing by not expending their allotted amount each year in aid. It's not like they get to save it.

I wish I had remembered this video because it shows how early on he adopted the "life retcon", because in 2011/2012 it was "I was focused on school and didn't have time for extra-curriculars" to 2016 "I was STACKED WITH EXTRA-CURRICULARS!"

 

[DukeMorty]

My favorite thing about tonight was when a viewer was asking about One Piece and if Dave could play One Piece Pirate Warriors 4. First, I am surprised he remembered that in the Skypiea arc there are sky islands and a guy that calls himself God, I figured his gin brain would make him forget such details, especially since he never went passed that arc because he lost interest.

Second, when he was asked to play OP Pirate Warriors 4, he automatically started to say he couldn't play it because the developers of the game were flagging videos of it because they didn't want people to be spoiled about the plot of Pirate Warriors 4 and of One Piece. That is total shite because the plot of Pirate Warriors is just a rehash of the manga (a series that is been around for 24 years) and the final stages is just a made up version of what would happen in the current arc in the manga by the developers and not the creator of OP. Also the viewer mentions how it is Bandai Namco who made the game and they don't flag their anime games. Dave explains he thought Atlus made the game so thats the reason he thought that they would flag a video on the game.

I found that interesting because it showed how Dave was willing to avoid playing a game a fan recommended by lying and making some bs reason why he couldn't play the game. Dave could have made a simple statement that it is game that already came out and no one would care for me to play it or state that he is not interested in a One Piece game. Instead, he needs to lie and when caught on his lie he just goes wtv I am not playing it. Dave sucks at PR and has no skills handling his viewers questions.

 

[DeeTracktor]

So this chess bullshit...Phil's Dad probably taught Phil some basic moves, and he spammed them against the other children who didnt know how to play

I bet as soon as he stepped up a level and found out that spamming doesnt work against competent players he stopped playing chess and now is LARPing decades later about how smart he is and how good he was at chess

Sound familiar *coughcough 4th place at EVO cough*

Ohh the cope is strong since twitch ditched him

 

[That Anony Mouse]

He has to be shitty at Chess because he ducks out any attempt to get him to play it. If he had any skill, he'd be broadcasting it just like his shitty Super Turbo streams.

Even after being told there was a free chess game on PS4 he could download in under ten minutes, he still said "I don't think that's something people would want to see!" Which means he knows people would love to watch him fail miserably at it.

He's making up bullshit he thinks no one could ever debunk because it's been so long. Who the fuck is going to track down his old Chess Club teacher to prove he really sucked? Nah, tell tall tales and make up reasons why he can never play Chess in front of other humans ever again instead. That'll throw us off the trail.

 

[Iron Father]

He has to be shitty at Chess because he ducks out any attempt to get him to play it. If he had any skill, he'd be broadcasting it just like his shitty Super Turbo streams.

Even after being told there was a free chess game on PS4 he could download in under ten minutes, he still said "I don't think that's something people would want to see!" Which means he knows people would love to watch him fail miserably at it.

He's making up bullshit he thinks no one could ever debunk because it's been so long. Who the fuck is going to track down his old Chess Club teacher to prove he really sucked? Nah, tell tall tales and make up reasons why he can never play Chess in front of other humans ever again instead. That'll throw us off the trail.

Further to this point; the last time his history with chess came up was when he was playing Yakuza Like a Dragon (I think) doing the trivia game, and he got asked "which chess pieces can turn into any of the other pieces" and he completely misunderstood the question and got it wrong. He answered "queen" instead of "pawn" haha.