Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Boogie is exceptional and takes all of those little personality tests and other things aimed at teenage girls. In fact, he just took a kink test and posted it yesterday. And he made sure to answer everything to make himself sound like a dominant alpha chad. The same Boogie that just posted himself as a catgirl on his twitterfeed and said he asks permission before holding a girl's hand and is one of the most beta males on the planet- thinks he is an alpha.

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Also, unrelated but I just noticed he is calling his twitter fans to raid his subreddit again. Or was it his Youtube crowd last time?

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Off topic but of course he has ageplayer near the top. If you've ever taken that test, the questions you have to answer to get that result are something like "do you get turned on when your partner does things associated with kids like dressing in children's clothes or acting like a baby" or something. Really obviously out of pocket shit, ofc boogie has it high on his results..

 

[Salubrious]

Don't forget, Boogie likes to claim that this is the longest thread on the site.

Which is hilarious because not only does he not have his own subsection, but DSP's main thread got locked because it hit TEN THOUSAND pages.

Boogie even fails at being a lolcow for attention.

 

[WaveBreak]

Lol he still doesn't take advice even from the comments he "hearts". Some guy rightly pointed out that his shots weren't aligned properly to give a good illusion of francis and boogie talking (common technique in film making) and he never applied the advice.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Damn it, I missed 1488. Oh well, there's always 2988. But it won't be as much fun.

Me too... Me too...

 

[NationalBolshevik]

Happy 1488 (one page ago) folks.

Those saying we won't get to 2988 before Boogie is a fatberg floating down the Arkansas River. I'd like to remind you, we have a trial in January.

He's pleading not guilty and hassle may well attend.

Hopefully we get the guilty verdict on page 2988.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Chief Dances-With-DiGiorno's will be hitting the wampum hard today.

 

[Springer]

It's funny, a screen cap of that post regarding red skin and his alleged heritage was posted here when he said it in July but it didn't blow up until reposted now. It's funny how just a few extra weeks of people being fed up with him being an Idiot mean an old comment that was glossed over at the time is now a big deal. The majority of people on Socialmedia are fed up with his Bullshit finally.

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Reminder though that high blood pressure doesn't cause this kind of chronic facial flushing. Basically hypertension involves arteries, flushing like facial flushing involve veins. Poor heart function due to high blood pressure problems can lead to lymph congestion and fluid build up and swelling in the face which I guess can lead to redness but his facial redness is just really in line with the very common kind of chronic vascular inflammation of tiny veins in the face seen in poorly managed Diabetes and morbid Obesity.

I sperged in more detail about this and what causes the inflammation in the past so I promise I won't again. But basically chronic redness like he has it isn't from native blood or high blood pressure.

 

[Sammich]

Didn't you know the term redneck comes from white people with native american blood?

Not sure if i'm stepping on sarcasm or not, but that's not were it comes from. Historians are actually split on it, some say it's from the red scarfs/bandanas miners wore to signal they were pro union and some say it was the way farmers necks (and shoulders) would tan in the sun.

My apologies if you were being sarcastic

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I was at a gas station a few years ago, one of thousands -tens of thousands- I've been to in my life, and I was hitting on this plump chick pumping gas (petrol if you never overthrew your inbred royalty). Why can I say? I like cushion for the pushin'! Because I like having SEX and getting LAID!

Anyway....

She smiled and was polite but nothing I said seem to be getting pass her barrier. Suddenly I noticed that I was being glared at by a walrus. There he was, sitting in the passenger seat of her car, staring at me with a frowning face and watery eyes.

"S-she's with me," his voice cracking. His bulbous throat swelled slightly and contracted, like a snake bloated by eating an oversized rat, as he swallowed a dry lump.

I threw the woman a quizzical look when she shared, "I'm his care giver and, um, his wife." She leaned forward and whispered, "he can be a bit defensive."

Walrus boy whipped his attention to his phone and appeared to be busy deleting tweets.

I don't roll with the married chicks. I believe in the sanctity of marriage. I politely excuse myself and, like a true gentleman, wished her a good day. I walked by her car and tapped on the car window. Walrus boy jumped in his seat startled but remained glued to his phone, ignoring me when I have him a thumb up sign and saying, "You're a lucky guy. Make sure to treat her right and keep her around, buddy."

I think about them time from time. I wonder what became of those two?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

He deleted everything and banned everyone on this thread

 

[Sammich]

oh lord, that response..

 

[BrainProlapse]

I legitimately believe that Boogie1488 is a virgin or hasn't had actual penetrative sex in decades; even his ex-wife just jerked him off when he'd guilt her into digging through his folds. Beyond the obvious fact he's disgusting I base this off:

-He cannot help but tell the world every time he bargains down some prostitute to only 200% of her standard rate to meet him. He behaves exactly like 13 to 16 year olds do when they get to squeeze a boob; he has to tell the world.
-He has no concept of intimacy beyond the porn he watches all day. Literal coom-brained.
-Constantly talking about sex in detail that'd be TMI from a regular person, never mind from this gelatinous mayonnaise goblin.
-His preference is mid-teenage girls.

"How do you do fellow sex-havers"

 

[RazorBackBacon]

No one who's seen an actual Native American in their fucking lives will believe this. Why would you double down on such an obvious and stupid lie? It would honestly have been a better move to just call it an off-color (see what I did there?) joke. inb4 that's your next tweet, it's too late to backpedal Boogie.

Rate me MATI but I'm pretty fucking steamed over this. Land stealing paleface that I am, I still like the Natives around here. Fuck this fat tub of goo.

 

[WaveBreak]

Let's be real, it's just an extremely racist statement from mr insecure

 

[BrainProlapse]

No one who's seen an actual Native American in their fucking lives will believe this.

He legit thinks they're some kind of spin-off humanoids with red skin like they're from old sci-fi shows.

How long until his diabetic legs turn gangrenous and he claims to be part alien?

 

[Nod Flenders]

I legitimately believe that Boogie1488 is a virgin or hasn't had actual penetrative sex in decades; even his ex-wife just jerked him off when he'd guilt her into digging through his folds. Beyond the obvious fact he's disgusting I base this off:

-He cannot help but tell the world every time he bargains down some prostitute to only 200% of her standard rate to meet him. He behaves exactly like 13 to 16 year olds do when they get to squeeze a boob; he has to tell the world.
-He has no concept of intimacy beyond the porn he watches all day. Literal coom-brained.
-Constantly talking about sex in detail that'd be TMI from a regular person, never mind from this gelatinous mayonnaise goblin.
-His preference is mid-teenage girls.

"How do you do fellow sex-havers"

Why did he think that picture was a good idea to post?

 

[Pill Cosby]

I legitimately believe that Boogie1488 is a virgin or hasn't had actual penetrative sex in decades; even his ex-wife just jerked him off when he'd guilt her into digging through his folds. Beyond the obvious fact he's disgusting I base this off:

-He cannot help but tell the world every time he bargains down some prostitute to only 200% of her standard rate to meet him. He behaves exactly like 13 to 16 year olds do when they get to squeeze a boob; he has to tell the world.
-He has no concept of intimacy beyond the porn he watches all day. Literal coom-brained.
-Constantly talking about sex in detail that'd be TMI from a regular person, never mind from this gelatinous mayonnaise goblin.
-His preference is mid-teenage girls.

"How do you do fellow sex-havers"

This is just bragging rights for how much money he is able to spend on escorts.

Anyway what weights more his ego or his weight?

 

[Terfatron]

I legitimately believe that Boogie1488 is a virgin or hasn't had actual penetrative sex in decades; even his ex-wife just jerked him off when he'd guilt her into digging through his folds. Beyond the obvious fact he's disgusting I base this off:

-He cannot help but tell the world every time he bargains down some prostitute to only 200% of her standard rate to meet him. He behaves exactly like 13 to 16 year olds do when they get to squeeze a boob; he has to tell the world.
-He has no concept of intimacy beyond the porn he watches all day. Literal coom-brained.
-Constantly talking about sex in detail that'd be TMI from a regular person, never mind from this gelatinous mayonnaise goblin.
-His preference is mid-teenage girls.

"How do you do fellow sex-havers"

"She got a kick out if it"
I dont think he told her, so:

 

[HAMS Sandwich]

No one who's seen an actual Native American in their fucking lives will believe this. Why would you double down on such an obvious and stupid lie? It would honestly have been a better move to just call it an off-color (see what I did there?) joke. inb4 that's your next tweet, it's too late to backpedal Boogie.

Rate me MATI but I'm pretty fucking steamed over this. Land stealing paleface that I am, I still like the Natives around here. Fuck this fat tub of goo.

he's such a fat retard, oh my

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

He gets more contemptible every time i catch up on this thread. Imagine how superior humanity must have been when we allowed people like this to just die.