Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Dave Meltzer]

I'm finally out of the woods and ready to review another Nashville place from Jack On The Go this Friday. Any suggestions?

 

[rubytintedchix]

I'm finally out of the woods and ready to review another Nashville place from Jack On The Go this Friday. Any suggestions?

You should do Flip Burger for funsies.

 

[Altera]

Or this for that matter:

Ingredients are milk, brown sugar, cream soda, butter, whipped cream, butterscotch pudding, and butterscotch sauce - basically just 3000-4000 calories of pure sugar liquid.


Maybe it's time for Jack to get a cease and desist letter.

Jesus... the video starts with him talking about how hes so unhealthy he can barely stand, and this is what he fucking makes? What is wrong with this man.

 

[densedance]

Imagine being a relative (alltough that doesn't really matter with the Scalfanis, due everyone has no braincells in the family) & seeing your father/uncle/cousin doing a video of a Butter Beer recipe, probably after eating dinner, in a fucking stroller in his own household due his excess lifestyle.

 

[salmonellajack]

I get the same feelings watching a disabled man (disabled as a result of his food addiction) inject literal butter into his food with his chin.

 

[captkrisma]

You should do Flip Burger for funsies.

Oh shit...I looked and Flip Burger closed back around 2017. I'm thinking I can convince my partner to go to Hearts since they're taking me Black Friday shopping as well.

And yes, I'll try a Papa Murphy Keto Bowl as well because I'll probably still be hungover and the grease will help.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Jesus... the video starts with him talking about how hes so unhealthy he can barely stand, and this is what he fucking makes? What is wrong with this man.

The easier and less asked question is what's right with him? There ain't much right with him to begin with. His opinions about food in general aren't right. Same with his opinions on "magic tables" and other boomer bull shit. His parenting ideas and skills aren't right either, the fat fuck choked his son out ffs. He has a total lack of cooking ability, so he's wrong about being a successful YouTube chef as well. There's a long list of other shit I can put here but my favorite thing I can put here is that he is no longer right handed due to his fat, lazy, and degenerate lifestyle.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh shit...I looked and Flip Burger closed back around 2017. I'm thinking I can convince my partner to go to Hearts since they're taking me Black Friday shopping as well.

And yes, I'll try a Papa Murphy Keto Bowl as well because I'll probably still be hungover and the grease will help.

I bet it was the Nitrogen guy never showing up ever. That bastard!

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Christmas turkey video to be uploaded after Thanksgiving with Jack on the Go intro.

Enjoy.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being a relative (alltough that doesn't really matter with the Scalfanis, due everyone has no braincells in the family) & seeing your father/uncle/cousin doing a video of a Butter Beer recipe, probably after eating dinner, in a fucking stroller in his own household due his excess lifestyle.

Jack is probably a lolcow to any members of his family who aren't lolcows themselves.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Christmas turkey video to be uploaded after Thanksgiving with Jack on the Go intro.

Enjoy.

“…It’s already Christmas on the set…”

Jack, that’s your kitchen.

Edit: JotG intro on a CWJ video. Fart fart fart fart. Fart!

 

[Rod Dangerous]

This is all part of Jack’s ripening process.

 

[Adamska]

Christmas turkey video to be uploaded after Thanksgiving with Jack on the Go intro.

Enjoy.

"If I just season stuff and do the same shit over and over, then I don't gotta try. Then the haters will get bored and leave me alone" ~ Fat Gay Bitch

Or I'll just mock you harder for doing the child narcissist move Jack. It won't stop us.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

This is all part of Jack’s ripening process.

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It looks like it's turning into a vagina.

 

[rubytintedchix]

“frigerator”

Boys and girls what we have here is a sewage tank chicken.



5:47 time stamp and 6:36 time stamp he jump cuts to the same clip back to back. What in the fuck? Did I have a stroke? Someone check this and report back.

Edit: My eyes glazed over but at the end he said the lives are coming back. Everyone get your YT socks ready.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Christmas turkey video to be uploaded after Thanksgiving with Jack on the Go intro.

Enjoy.

He deleted it for some reason. I was just about to download it to make fun of the part where he was wrestling with the seasoning container.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

“frigerator”

Boys and girls what we have here is a sewage tank chicken.

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5:47 time stamp and 6:36 time stamp he jump cuts to the same clip back to back. What in the fuck? Did I have a stroke? Someone check this and report back.

Edit: My eyes glazed over but at the end he said the lives are coming back. Everyone get your YT socks ready.

Am excited for the return of the lives. I have a list of names I can use too.

 

[stets]

Jack uploaded a video where he brines a turkey and then dumps on a ton of rub that mostly contains salt. It's going to be inedibly salty. Over a decade of coooking on YouTube and he still makes mistakes that most new home cooks just starting out to learn their way around the kitchen would make.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Am excited for the return of the lives. I have a list of names I can use too.

Oh god, I have fucking missed the livestreams from PCLM's weekly streams. I can't fucking stand watching Jack stream but PCLM gets the juice.

Because he got betrayed by his mods I wonder if he has someone he knows in mind...hoping for /Paul/ because I think he could be milked.

 

[Pig Cups]

I don't blame him for not eating out Tammy specifically, but he seems like the kind of guy who thinks he's above giving oral. And it would help explain his ex-wife's violent outbursts.

We’ve covered the myriad of things that Jack won’t do anymore because of his sexual insecurities and fervent wanting to not be seen as G A Y- whether it was being embarrassed to eat at a place called ‘Hearts,’ avoiding a male dog cuz pink lipstick, refusing to rub seasoning onto meat, designating “boy and girl ways of doing [redacted]” to things entirely gender-neutral, etc.

Are we actually at the point where Jack is refusing to eat pussy because even that is somehow
G A Y to him now? Does he associate oral strictly with fellatio, given how frequently it’s depicted in porno? Does he actually look at Tammy’s box and tell her that, no, he just can’t put his mouth on her ladyhood because it makes him think about sucking dick?

Christ, it’s like that episode of The Sopranos where Junior’s penchant for cunnilingus is lampooned as faggy/un-masculine because “they think if you suck pussy, you’ll suck anything.”

Smear bacon grease on it and I’m sure he would go down on it. Like a dog with peanut butter.

Full steam ahead to a urinary tract infection, then.

I bet Tammy has a fatty pubis that’s crowned in stretch marks. Yuck.

Jack has to constantly mention he doesn't drink, like an insecure bitch. I don't normally drink either, but I don't go around broadcasting it all the time. Maybe a beer or two would make him less unpleasant.

It’s just a virtue signal from someone who craves approval, a sense of importance, and praise from strangers, nothing else. Since alcohol consumption/drunkenness is largely taught as a sin, Jack simply cannot WAIT to tell ALL of us how good and moral he is, as if we hold the same “drinky bad” mindset that he does. It feels empty and desperate at this point.

And I wouldn’t peg Jack as someone who’d loosen up with a couple beers- I see him as a potentially abusive drunk, not a fun one.