Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[Fialovy]

Forgive me for the double post, but I have been reading about some of the drama and controversies in the sex toy industry think I found a maker in the sex toy industry named Shiri Zinn that appears to be a bit of a cow based on what other people have said about her, of course, I am having a hard time finding primary sources of her chimping out, but this is what a sex blogger has to say about her




So yeah, she is a shitty person who makes shitty vibrators. I am not sure she is really quite thread worthy as I haven't heard of her producing that much milk these days due to pretty much everyone in the industry avoiding her like the plague and not engaging with her because of how nuts she is, I could be wrong though. Even then, I can't find the primary sources of her chimp outs to archive them.

Here is the infamous cupcake vibrator she has made and based on a lot of reviews, it's shit a common complaint was how awkward it was to hold and position, the placement of the button and how it numbs your hands which... I can definitely see.





I also have been reading about this one fiasco that happened a while ago. Basically, a while ago, there was this dude named Adam who with the help of his wife runs a sex toy company called Godemiche and the flagship dildo was modeled after his dick and he let that slip out and people of course were rightfully horrified at this. I am trying to find where he admitted it.

And don't get me started on the Bad Dragon drama and how they steal art and how some of the staff are literal zoophiles among other things... here is the list of controversies obviously this was made by a furry on Tumblr so some of the stuff listed are like, yeah whatever, but there is a lot of stuff there that is legitimately bad like the one guy jerking off a real dolphin and the pedophilia. Everyone always likes poking fun at them for being the "weird furry dildo people" but I had no idea how much of a shit company they were, but I am not surprised. Do they and their fanboys have an Animal Control or Community Watch thread yet? I don't seem to see one.

 

[Coolio55]

Forgive me for the double post, but I have been reading about some of the drama and controversies in the sex toy industry think I found a maker in the sex toy industry named Shiri Zinn that appears to be a bit of a cow based on what other people have said about her, of course, I am having a hard time finding primary sources of her chimping out, but this is what a sex blogger has to say about her

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So yeah, she is a shitty person who makes shitty vibrators. I am not sure she is really quite thread worthy as I haven't heard of her producing that much milk these days due to pretty much everyone in the industry avoiding her like the plague and not engaging with her because of how nuts she is, I could be wrong though. Even then, I can't find the primary sources of her chimp outs to archive them.

Here is the infamous cupcake vibrator she has made and based on a lot of reviews, it's shit a common complaint was how awkward it was to hold and position, the placement of the button and how it numbs your hands which... I can definitely see.

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I also have been reading about this one fiasco that happened a while ago. Basically, a while ago, there was this dude named Adam who with the help of his wife runs a sex toy company called Godemiche and the flagship dildo was modeled after his dick and he let that slip out and people of course were rightfully horrified at this. I am trying to find where he admitted it.

And don't get me started on the Bad Dragon drama and how they steal art and how some of the staff are literal zoophiles among other things... here is the list of controversies obviously this was made by a furry on Tumblr so some of the stuff listed are like, yeah whatever, but there is a lot of stuff there that is legitimately bad like the one guy jerking off a real dolphin and the pedophilia. Everyone always likes poking fun at them for being the "weird furry dildo people" but I had no idea how much of a shit company they were, but I am not surprised. Do they and their fanboys have an Animal Control or Community Watch thread yet? I don't seem to see one.

I recall that one of the founders/higher ups at Bad Dragon was supposedly involved in some ongoing child molestation lawsuit.

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

What else do you expect? They need to make sure those dildos don't pull a 1 Guy 1 Jar, and the only way to do that is to test them out in the field.

 

[Vingle]

this dude named Adam who with the help of his wife runs a sex toy company called Godemiche and the flagship dildo was modeled after his dick and he let that slip out and people of course were rightfully horrified at this. I am trying to find where he admitted it.

Can we be so sure about that? Men likes to exaggerate their size, and people in the sex-industry are just plain weird. So I wouldn't look past the fact that he told a small lie, to fulfil a kink of "fucking" a lot.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Forgive me for the double post, but I have been reading about some of the drama and controversies in the sex toy industry think I found a maker in the sex toy industry named Shiri Zinn that appears to be a bit of a cow based on what other people have said about her, of course, I am having a hard time finding primary sources of her chimping out, but this is what a sex blogger has to say about her

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So yeah, she is a shitty person who makes shitty vibrators. I am not sure she is really quite thread worthy as I haven't heard of her producing that much milk these days due to pretty much everyone in the industry avoiding her like the plague and not engaging with her because of how nuts she is, I could be wrong though. Even then, I can't find the primary sources of her chimp outs to archive them.

Here is the infamous cupcake vibrator she has made and based on a lot of reviews, it's shit a common complaint was how awkward it was to hold and position, the placement of the button and how it numbs your hands which... I can definitely see.

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I also have been reading about this one fiasco that happened a while ago. Basically, a while ago, there was this dude named Adam who with the help of his wife runs a sex toy company called Godemiche and the flagship dildo was modeled after his dick and he let that slip out and people of course were rightfully horrified at this. I am trying to find where he admitted it.

And don't get me started on the Bad Dragon drama and how they steal art and how some of the staff are literal zoophiles among other things... here is the list of controversies obviously this was made by a furry on Tumblr so some of the stuff listed are like, yeah whatever, but there is a lot of stuff there that is legitimately bad like the one guy jerking off a real dolphin and the pedophilia. Everyone always likes poking fun at them for being the "weird furry dildo people" but I had no idea how much of a shit company they were, but I am not surprised. Do they and their fanboys have an Animal Control or Community Watch thread yet? I don't seem to see one.

Can't say I'm that surprised.

Coomer company employs gigantic degenerates. In other news, water wet, Pope still Catholic, bear faeces found in woods.

 

[Fialovy]

Can we be so sure about that? Men likes to exaggerate their size, and people in the sex-industry are just plain weird. So I wouldn't look past the fact that he told a small lie, to fulfil a kink of "fucking" a lot.

You are right, it definitely wasn't a one to one model, I am 100 percent sure he tweaked the length and girth a bit knowing him.

Anyways, I found this one sex toy company that specializes in making sex toys based on mainstream geek stuff you know, for you fellow nerds, but it looks like they recently went out of business due to supply chain issues from covid it seems. Some of the stuff they sold though was.... interesting.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

mainstream geek stuff

COOM AND CONSOOM

Let's be honest though, most "geek culture" really isn't, it's just things that normies have colonised and pushed out the original fandom by capture of the people holding the intellectual property and dumbing down / pushing THE MESSAGE. So let's be honest, why am I not surprised that this exists.

 

[Fialovy]

Found some more weird toys. Apparently the company and online store Lovehoney made some emoji themed sex toys. They seem to do a lot of collaborations. Also, Lovehoney has their own forums like Bad Dragon used to have so that might be a potential goldmine of content.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

You are right, it definitely wasn't a one to one model, I am 100 percent sure he tweaked the length and girth a bit knowing him.

Anyways, I found this one sex toy company that specializes in making sex toys based on mainstream geek stuff you know, for you fellow nerds, but it looks like they recently went out of business due to supply chain issues from covid it seems. Some of the stuff they sold though was.... interesting.

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Ah yes, the Master Schlong.

It is said that only a warrior of impure heart can pull out the Schlong from it's pedestal. In doing so he will open the gate to the Succ-red Realm where the Trifucks resides and any wish he makes of it will be granted.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I remember my first Zelda themed masturbatory aid and it's nice to see that it's just not just men that gets brutally bullied for their lame ass purchasing decisions.

 

[Just wandering]

You are right, it definitely wasn't a one to one model, I am 100 percent sure he tweaked the length and girth a bit knowing him.

Anyways, I found this one sex toy company that specializes in making sex toys based on mainstream geek stuff you know, for you fellow nerds, but it looks like they recently went out of business due to supply chain issues from covid it seems. Some of the stuff they sold though was.... interesting.

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Thinking about the lucky(or unlucky depending on the circonstance) rando that pull the sword shaped didlo from his fiancee pussy and then being called Excalibur

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Imagine needing help to get off.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Does anyone remember those old diy sex toy tutorials floating around online? The rubber glove and two sponges? The microwaved melon?
My favorite memory among them was a corn starch gel fleshlight that was made in the microwave. Did not work.

I wonder what else has been invented since. My money's on something 3D printed and not very sturdy.

 

[Fialovy]

I wonder what else has been invented since. My money's on something 3D printed and not very sturdy.

I have heard 3D printed dildos aren't very safe because they have tiny holes from when they were printed that are hard to clean and can harbor bacteria that can lead to infection.

As for what they invented since? Well, it seems like clit suckers that are supposed to simulate oral sex via air and suction are popping up like mushrooms everywhere. Some of them have really bizarre shapes to them




The rose one apparently went really viral on TikTok for a period of time due to how strong it was. The penguin and squirrel shapes are just... why? Penguins and squirrels aren't sexy. While the lipstick one is supposed to be discrete to fit into your purse, but why would you keep a vibrator in your purse anyways? Are you going to jerk off in the office bathroom or something?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The penguin and squirrel shapes are just... why? Penguins and squirrels aren't sexy.

The penguin one looks pretty much like the standard issue shape for that style of toy. Someone's just done a black and white colorway and thrown a bowtie on it. I've never looked at one and gone "Gee it looks like a penguin!" but I guess we should just be grateful that nobody's redesigned it to be Birdo themed.

 

[AnOminous]

Penguins and squirrels aren't sexy.

You haven't spent much time on the Animal Control forum have you?

 

[Spiny Rumples]

The penguin and squirrel shapes are just... why? Penguins and squirrels aren't sexy. While the lipstick one is supposed to be discrete to fit into your purse, but why would you keep a vibrator in your purse anyways? Are you going to jerk off in the office bathroom or something?

My guess is they're all made to be a bit hard to see as a sex toy, just in case someone happens to get a glimpse of it. I didn't know what a clit sucker was and until you mentioned it I thought the first two looked like mini rubber chickens.

Nobody would ever suspect I make love to nubbly golf balls each night.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I have heard 3D printed dildos aren't very safe because they have tiny holes from when they were printed that are hard to clean and can harbor bacteria that can lead to infection.

As for what they invented since? Well, it seems like clit suckers that are supposed to simulate oral sex via air and suction are popping up like mushrooms everywhere. Some of them have really bizarre shapes to them

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The rose one apparently went really viral on TikTok for a period of time due to how strong it was. The penguin and squirrel shapes are just... why? Penguins and squirrels aren't sexy. While the lipstick one is supposed to be discrete to fit into your purse, but why would you keep a vibrator in your purse anyways? Are you going to jerk off in the office bathroom or something?

Regarding the lipstick one I agree, yeah I guess it’s supposed to be an erotic idea but I can’t see anybody except nymphos and ladies with exhibition kinks actually caring about jerk-on-the-go capacity. The squirrel is super weird and the penguin one isn’t bad or anything but it’s not like a sexy design.

That being said this brand of vibe is super popular and I’m unabashedly on that bandwagon. There are regular ones that aren’t shaped in any specific image and are super easy to hold/adjust etc. Fairly easy to clean, too. It’s a great product for the ladies, just…don’t get the squirrel one. I’m still hung up on that, it looks really fucking weird.

 

[Fialovy]

That being said this brand of vibe is super popular and I’m unabashedly on that bandwagon. There are regular ones that aren’t shaped in any specific image and are super easy to hold/adjust etc. Fairly easy to clean, too. It’s a great product for the ladies, just…don’t get the squirrel one. I’m still hung up on that, it looks really fucking weird.

Definitely, I am not dissing the concept of them at all, Womanizer, the original creators behind these types of vibes makes some nice looking ones that look very easy and fun to use, it is just everyone now wants on the bandwagon with these things and there have been some pretty bizarre designs as a result.

I also think I have found the least ergonomic sex toy ever. It is a largish cone that vibrates.... That's it. I think it has some settings, but everything about it looks awkward and uncomfortable as hell to use. I think you are supposed to sit on it, but still...

 

[Snusmumriken]

Definitely, I am not dissing the concept of them at all, Womanizer, the original creators behind these types of vibes makes some nice looking ones that look very easy and fun to use, it is just everyone now wants on the bandwagon with these things and there have been some pretty bizarre designs as a result.

I also think I have found the least ergonomic sex toy ever. It is a largish cone that vibrates.... That's it. I think it has some settings, but everything about it looks awkward and uncomfortable as hell to use. I think you are supposed to sit on it, but still...

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What the fuuuck. I’ve seen some awkward/painful looking toys that were only made for the sheer novelty of it (re: that lovely Consoomer post above) and not for sexual gratification but I don’t even get the point of that one. It’s so sharp it looks genuinely unsafe. Who has ever thought to themselves, “Of all the things I could shove up my hole today, I want to impale myself on Madonna’s cone bra?”