Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[tax gum]

On the other hand, being a massive alcoholic probably did make Sean a creep in his 20s.

Edit: why do we even accept the premise that they were close friends prior to sharing a house? I thought he was originally friends with Sean’s brother, which led to a friendship with Sean once they were older?

Pretty sure at one point it was mentioned that in highschool they had parties at Seans house because he had shitty parents who were never around. Also I definitely remember a story about Dick drawing dicks in Seans brothers textbook.

 

[Pissmaster]

Just in case you were wondering if Dick is still seething over people saying pedophiles are bad:

(timestamped to 46:19)

He is.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

shitdick Vito was the cohost on the most recent Who Are These Podcasts in the latest pathetic attempt by boomer fag Karl to lick Dick Masterson's taint

I still listen to both of Karl's podcasts because it's solid background while I work. Vito opened his fucking mouth at about 30 seconds in, and I instantly closed the episode and went back to music. I'm not going to listen to a fat faggot make dumbass jokes for 2 hours, fuck that.

 

[Had]

Asterois lost a lot of weight and looks as healthy as he's ever been.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Asterois lost a lot of weight and looks as healthy as he's ever been.

Lmao Dax is officially the fatso of his crew.

 

[Nod Flenders]

shitdick Vito was the cohost on the most recent Who Are These Podcasts in the latest pathetic attempt by boomer fag Karl to lick Dick Masterson's taint

Vito is unfunny.

Just in case you were wondering if Dick is still seething over people saying pedophiles are bad:

(timestamped to 46:19)

He is.

Pedophilia is bad, and pedophiles are terrible people. Everybody with half a brain knows that, but Dickhead keeps defending them. Does he know how stupid he looks?

 

[jspit2.0]

Just in case you were wondering if Dick is still seething over people saying pedophiles are bad:

(timestamped to 46:19)

He is.

Now confirmed. Libertarians have no souls.

 

[soy_king]

He's decided to cash in, as hard as he can on this NFT shit.

can't blame him for recognizing an easy scam. I just wish it wasn't being done anywhere near Dax. then at least he'd have even a scintilla of dignity left to him

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Asterois lost a lot of weight and looks as healthy as he's ever been.

He's been doing Overeaters Anonymous for atleast a year and doesn't smoke weed or drink anymore (outside of one weekend a year but even that went poorly).
Source: I will binge through his show now and again.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He's been doing Overeaters Anonymous for atleast a year and doesn't smoke weed or drink anymore (outside of one weekend a year but even that went poorly).
Source: I will binge through his show now and again.

I say this with no irony or sarcasm: good for him. I wasn't as much of a fan of his post-TDS bits but I'm pretty sure he was depressed as fuck for a good while after realizing his real life problems were just entertainment to someone he called a close friend.

Seriously, Boisterous Coconuts if you're reading this: Good on you man. You look happy. Everyone else still in that "sphere"/sector/whatever is spiraling faster than anyone sitting around Bart. Look at fuckin' Riley, copeposting from a tent. You may have lost a lot during those times but all that wisdom can make all sorts of... just... awful dad jokes. Plus, you're not associated with this horseshit:

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I say this with no irony or sarcasm: good for him. I wasn't as much of a fan of his post-TDS bits but I'm pretty sure he was depressed as fuck for a good while after realizing his real life problems were just entertainment to someone he called a close friend.

Seriously, Boisterous Coconuts if you're reading this: Good on you man. You look happy. Everyone else still in that "sphere"/sector/whatever is spiraling faster than anyone sitting around Bart. Look at fuckin' Riley, copeposting from a tent. You may have lost a lot during those times but all that wisdom can make all sorts of... just... awful dad jokes. Plus, you're not associated with this horseshit:
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He's also engaged to Srirancha now so it really is a good job by him. How divergent he and Dick have gone indeed.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

He's also engaged to Srirancha now so it really is a good job by him. How divergent he and Dick have gone indeed.

You'd think he would have learned his lesson with the first wife, but some guys just can't go it alone, at any cost.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

You'd think he would have learned his lesson with the first wife, but some guys just can't go it alone, at any cost.

It's a good thing Sriracha is a relatively normal woman who is on SSRIs, and spends too much time watching anime and hentai and has a divorced household and....Welcome to the Biggest Divorce in the Universe.

I honestly hope it works out for them, but fucking and marrying a fan sounds like a recipe for disaster.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

It's a good thing Sriracha is a relatively normal woman who is on SSRIs, and spends too much time watching anime and hentai and has a divorced household and....Welcome to the Biggest Divorce in the Universe.

I honestly hope it works out for them, but fucking and marrying a fan sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Yeah I wish him zero personal ill but some dudes just can't stop touching the stovetop to check if it's still hot (it is).

 

[RussianParasite]

Source: I will binge through his show now and again.

I’ve considered getting (back) into one of his shows but have no idea where to start. Any suggestions?

Warning: The paragraph(s) below is an unpopular opinion.

There was a lot of hate directed at Asterios back in the early days of TDS that I thought was unwarranted. He had his funny moments once in awhile— Adam Pnash being among the best.

Honestly, the original TDS regulars were all pretty good I thought, and I think it says something that none of them except Sean are still around. Denzel? Peach? Asterios? All gone. I’m probably forgetting others as well.

 

[soy_king]

I say this with no irony or sarcasm: good for him. I wasn't as much of a fan of his post-TDS bits but I'm pretty sure he was depressed as fuck for a good while after realizing his real life problems were just entertainment to someone he called a close friend.

Seriously, Boisterous Coconuts if you're reading this: Good on you man. You look happy. Everyone else still in that "sphere"/sector/whatever is spiraling faster than anyone sitting around Bart. Look at fuckin' Riley, copeposting from a tent. You may have lost a lot during those times but all that wisdom can make all sorts of... just... awful dad jokes. Plus, you're not associated with this horseshit:
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good for him, but Asterios is still a double from my own personal interaction with him

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I’ve considered getting (back) into one of his shows but have no idea where to start. has a decent bit to get you back into how their show goes.

Episode 118 can get you back in the groove between a bit and their conversational style. Episode 121 is the start of a great run between a homemade RPG about not getting a COVID vaccine and the reading of My Immortal, a hilariously bad fanfic of Harry Potter.

That's where my last binge ends. A bit earlier in the year, Episode 105, gives you some Nathen Mazri background, who has a thread here.

 

[AnOminous]

He's been doing Overeaters Anonymous for atleast a year and doesn't smoke weed or drink anymore (outside of one weekend a year but even that went poorly).

He certainly looks like someone who pulled out of the Dax Herrera Death Vortex.

There was a lot of hate directed at Asterios back in the early days of TDS that I thought was unwarranted. He had his funny moments once in awhile— Adam Pnash being among the best.

I thought it was kind of lame for him to expect Dick to pay his legal fees for shit he did entirely voluntarily.

 

[DankSmoker]

I thought it was kind of lame for him to expect Dick to pay his legal fees for shit he did entirely voluntarily.

Especially since he still wanted to use the same expensive lawyer.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I still listen to both of Karl's podcasts because it's solid background while I work. Vito opened his fucking mouth at about 30 seconds in, and I instantly closed the episode and went back to music. I'm not going to listen to a fat faggot make dumbass jokes for 2 hours, fuck that.

I listened to it today. I'd never actually heard Vito before because I think Dick Masterson et al are cringe edgelord pedos, but the fucking guy sounds exactly like Dick. Same mannerisms too. Episode was boring as shit too. Karl ruined what was once a promising show by catering to the audiences of people like Dick and obsessing about boring losers like Stuttering John.