Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

I got a janky screen grab of the original. Give me a few and let me see if I can upload it somewhere.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

“frigerator”

Boys and girls what we have here is a sewage tank chicken.

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5:47 time stamp and 6:36 time stamp he jump cuts to the same clip back to back. What in the fuck? Did I have a stroke? Someone check this and report back.

Edit: My eyes glazed over but at the end he said the lives are coming back. Everyone get your YT socks ready.

He could have just put the turkey in a smaller container or added more marinade, but instead he diluted it to hell and back and proceeded to complain it wasn't flavorful. Amazing!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

We’ve covered the myriad of things that Jack won’t do anymore because of his sexual insecurities and fervent wanting to not be seen as G A Y- whether it was being embarrassed to eat at a place called ‘Hearts,’ avoiding a male dog cuz pink lipstick, refusing to rub seasoning onto meat, designating “boy and girl ways of doing [redacted]” to things entirely gender-neutral, etc.

Are we actually at the point where Jack is refusing to eat pussy because even that is somehow
G A Y to him now? Does he associate oral strictly with fellatio, given how frequently it’s depicted in porno? Does he actually look at Tammy’s box and tell her that, no, he just can’t put his mouth on her ladyhood because it makes him think about sucking dick?

The real reason he wouldn't go down on Tammy is because he's not really fond of seafood. He doesn't cook it very often after all.

And I wouldn’t peg Jack

I should hope not!

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It's actually quite telling that neither The Quartering nor Booger1488 nor Spoony have this many pages in their thread.
Well, that's at least something resembling a success, Jack.

 

[stets]

It’s back. Title card is changed. I didn’t watch the original, so I don’t know if anything else is different.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Spoiler: ORIGINAL

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Hopefully that works? Idk.

 

[stets]

Spoiler: ORIGINAL

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This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I’d probably take this down since it’s not fair use. Or at least put it on a secondary channel or upload directly to KF.

 

[Stasi]

Wtf is with the late title card a minute and a half in, sound mixing must be fucked too because it almost blew my eardrums out.

 

[desudesu]

It’s back. Title card is changed. I didn’t watch the original, so I don’t know if anything else is different.

At 4:25 the fat man said "Wow, I know what you're thinking-" and I said out loud "YES, IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT".

That is definitely what everyone expected him to say, like "unappetizing" or something, and him coming with the "is not going to cover the turkey" just took me by surprise.

 

[p1138]

Or this for that matter:

Ingredients are milk, brown sugar, cream soda, butter, whipped cream, butterscotch pudding, and butterscotch sauce - basically just 3000-4000 calories of pure sugar liquid.

Even just watching that being mixed, regardless of Jack being involved, was nauseating. And even after putting that shit together, the gigantic glasses? Even his "little" serving was probably at least 6 ounces of sugar and corn syrup with a splash of carbonated water on top. I don't know a damn thing about Harry Potter other than the author isn't interested in trannies so she's hated, dumbledore dies, and there's some shit played on a broom, but is this beetus-bomb a thing? I've heard it's sold at whatever themepark has some Harry Potter stuff, but how can your blood not have the consistency of pancake syrup after consuming that?

 

[stets]

It’s back. Title card is changed. I didn’t watch the original, so I don’t know if anything else is different.

- Corrected title card.
- Cut out the insane amount of seasoning he added.
- Changed “breast” to “meat” when referring to the temperature he cooked the bird to.
- Changed/fixed some of the fonts.

It’s also two minutes shorter, but I’m not going to sit through it again to see what was cut.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

- Corrected title card.
- Cut out the insane amount of seasoning he added.
- Changed “breast” to “meat” when referring to the temperature he cooked the bird to.
- Changed/fixed some of the fonts.

It’s also two minutes shorter, but I’m not going to sit through it again to see what was cut.

+ Added back his swiped subscribe button (now with animation!)
+ Changed end card from "can not recommend this. not a good brine flavor." to "CAN'T RECOMMEND THIS BRINE"

 

[Adamska]

- Corrected title card.
- Cut out the insane amount of seasoning he added.
- Changed “breast” to “meat” when referring to the temperature he cooked the bird to.
- Changed/fixed some of the fonts.

It’s also two minutes shorter, but I’m not going to sit through it again to see what was cut.

So all he did was use jump cuts and lies to hide how he overseasons and then chose to fix the title card. It takes a pretty dumb person to not watch a video you are editing before you upload it.

 

[AnOminous]

We’ve covered the myriad of things that Jack won’t do anymore because of his sexual insecurities and fervent wanting to not be seen as G A Y- whether it was being embarrassed to eat at a place called ‘Hearts,’ avoiding a male dog cuz pink lipstick, refusing to rub seasoning onto meat, designating “boy and girl ways of doing [redacted]” to things entirely gender-neutral, etc.

And he's too dumb to realize that makes him even more gay than deep throating his food like he's sucking a dick. That shit is super mega gay. And not in a cool Freddie Mercury way, but in a pathetic, that dude Philip Seymour Hoffman played in Boogie Nights way.

 

[abobe]

This is all part of Jack’s ripening process.

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This looks like one of those screengrabs the FBI or Interpol would post when seeking the public's help on finding a child rapist.

 

[semitooth]

Wtf is with the late title card a minute and a half in, sound mixing must be fucked too because it almost blew my eardrums out.

not only is the intro audio in the red, its also timed really randomly. it genuinely scared the shit out of me.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Dumps warm brine on raw turkey

Just one video, Jack. One video where you don't fuck up.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

This is all part of Jack’s ripening process.

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That thumb aint looking good either!
Chop chop Jack....gangrene comin your way.

 

[captkrisma]

I think we're glossing over the real news on this video...Live chats are coming back!

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

I think we're glossing over the real news on this video...Live chats are coming back!

Time to make a new account for us poor FoodJacks stuck in the boys club.