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When will Jack drop dead?

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He says the Turkey looks like an alien bird. It’s literally a Turkey breast. All they give you usually is the breast with the rib cage removed. It looks like every other Turkey breast I’ve ever purchased. Is he retarded? The motor oil on the baking sheet sends me.

“It’s full of moisture”

It looks dryer than the Sahara, Jack.

CANT RECOMMEND THIS BRINE.
 
I think we're glossing over the real news on this video...Live chats are coming back!
i wonder what prompted him to start doing them again. did he figure out a way to only allow people from his FB into the chat? he stopped doing them because he realized 98% of the people commenting were trolls....does he think that'll change?

maybe he'll schedule them at the same time as PCLM since he'll figure all the "haters" will be watching that stream instead
 
i wonder what prompted him to start doing them again. did he figure out a way to only allow people from his FB into the chat? he stopped doing them because he realized 98% of the people commenting were trolls....does he think that'll change?

maybe he'll schedule them at the same time as PCLM since he'll figure all the "haters" will be watching that stream instead
FYI, We can definitely pull it in as a source to simulcast. :)
 
Somebody tell him salt penetrates like few milimeters and if you cut into turkey breast chance is there wont be any discernable flavor.
Jack's complaint about the brine is autistic as fuck. The spices in a premise, bagged brine are going to be pretty subtle. Jack has essentially no sense of taste left except for macro tastes like sweet, fat, and salt. Any brine, even one packed with spices, would be completely undetectable to his broken palate.
 
Or this for that matter:


Ingredients are milk, brown sugar, cream soda, butter, whipped cream, butterscotch pudding, and butterscotch sauce - basically just 3000-4000 calories of pure sugar liquid.
Just looking at that gives me chest pains and I can't imagine actually drinking it. The sugar content alone would be enough to immediately give anybody diabetes. Why not just cut out the middle man and just eat a big bag of sugar?

Now that I think of it, does anyone know if he's legally prohibited from driving a car anymore due to having only 1 arm?
It's not just his right arm but his right leg as well. You can see it when he walks that it's stiff. You can see it here in this video by his former friend the fishing guy how Mushbrain walks.

So no. Unless he drives with his left foot, he's not going to be able to drive himself.
 
Nice save. I shop world market sometimes for spices, they used to have a pack of two vanilla beans cheaper than other stores. Never used the brine, but definitely too watered down. Also, if he wanted to see how the turkey brine tasted. Why the hell did he add the rub onto it? Near the end is an notification of a person beating to death their daughter with a baseball bat. I wonder if this was in rage over Jack's video?
 
Nice save. I shop world market sometimes for spices, they used to have a pack of two vanilla beans cheaper than other stores. Never used the brine, but definitely too watered down. Also, if he wanted to see how the turkey brine tasted. Why the hell did he add the rub onto it? Near the end is an notification of a person beating to death their daughter with a baseball bat. I wonder if this was in rage over Jack's video?
I recorded it off of my phone. I get a lot of push notifications due to the nature of my job. I think that one was from Philthy. While it would probably be shocking anywhere else in the world, that’s just a normal Tuesday there.

 
Jack's complaint about the brine is autistic as fuck. The spices in a premise, bagged brine are going to be pretty subtle. Jack has essentially no sense of taste left except for macro tastes like sweet, fat, and salt. Any brine, even one packed with spices, would be completely undetectable to his broken palate.
Not to mention that the retard diluted the fuck out of the brine.
 
jack's always been great at making his thumbnails look as vile as possible (when he hasn't stolen them)

this video is from 2008

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jack's always been great at making his thumbnails look as vile as possible (when he hasn't stolen them)

this video is from 2008

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I like that in his self-conscious homophobia he claims there is a man's way and a woman's way to stuff a turkey and apparently his is to fist it violently and ram his arm in up to the elbow, because fisting is very heterosexual.
 
Donuts are fine in moderation, like anything unhealthy, Unlike eating bacon grease straight out of the bacon up container. Anti sugar Jack is the most insufferable Jack.

Considering this fat fuck eats rich, fat heavy meats every fucking day of the week, gorges himself in mayo and heavy sauces, has "salads" that are more dressing than greens, it's absolutely fucking ironic that he draws the line at donuts. Fat Jack, you're fucking morbidly obese despite being on a diet you barely follow, might as well have all of their special donuts as you're as trustworthy as a ceasefire in Syria with your fucking diet lol!

jack's always been great at making his thumbnails look as vile as possible (when he hasn't stolen them)

this video is from 2008

Weed stuffed turkey isn't something Jack's Pastor would allow too I guess, lol!

But fuck me, couldn't he take a picture of the thing after it was done? Raw meat looks like unappetizing anyways!

I know I'm late on this on, but fuck you Jack. You fucking arrogant ass double nigger.
He is an uneducated, entitled middle aged narcissist glutton. If two strokes didn't make he realize he should get off his high horse and learn to cook from zero or maybe not be an absolute motherfucker when dealing with people, nothing will!
 
I like that in his self-conscious homophobia he claims there is a man's way and a woman's way to stuff a turkey and apparently his is to fist it violently and ram his arm in up to the elbow, because fisting is very heterosexual.

Jack's small, useless, and hairy prick covered with gray hairs obviously doesn't work anymore. I guarantee this.

I wouldn't be surprised that he literally uses his fist to stuff Tammy like a turkey to satisfy her urges.

All women in relationships need some sort of sexual gratitude.

EDIT: To clarify. The fist on his only working arm.
 
Jack's small, useless, and hairy prick covered with gray hairs obviously doesn't work anymore. I guarantee this.

I wouldn't be surprised that he literally uses his fists to stuff Tammy like a turkey to satisfy her urges.

All women in relationships need some sort of sexual gratitude.
Every time it comes back to Jack's dick and balls, everyone in this thread seems to forget Jim Traynor, who he probably fluffs before Tammy gets serviced.
 
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