Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

wyleanda said:
I mean didn't he get in a fight with his "friend" who than smashed in his front door, to the point where Mr.Green had to basically bash it in more to get him out?
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He said he has gotten better, not perfect.
Also Warlord was very drunk and being extremely annoying that night. He would have bothered people without anger issues.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
People are constantly telling him he needs to get laid and he responds by ranting about his dry spell, he says some creepy stuff about women but I think it's mostly parroting what he's heard from the MGTOW channels he watches. If all he was looking for was something to fuck he would have used one of the prostitutes weens sent to him. Unlike the majority of cows Kobes does self reflect and came up with the idea that his dry spell is punishment because cheating on Stephanie was wrong and he took her for granted. That thought process is more about missing their relationship than just about sex imo.
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In his last "meltdown" stream, he said if it were legal and there were brothels. He would go and order a big titty goth girl. So I'm not sure if him turning down prostitutes is because he's aware that it's illegal and doesn't want to get in trouble/entrapment. But I'm not sure if Josh has the forethought or self control for this. But it seems to me, that whenever he reminisces about her, it always seems to circle back to sex. Cuddling with her? Josh describes his penis rubbing against her. He also talks about how he misses what she would do for him, like cooking him meals.

Ellesse_warrior said:
Funny thing about that is he has done streams where he's ranting about people who do exactly what he does with these E thots and I think I just put it down to him parroting Terrence Pop or Isayic Butterfield but now that you say it he might have been ranting for himself a little bit because it was always along the lines of these girls will never want to be your girlfriend
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In that same stream, when he's talking about bukakes, he said "why would I watch another guy get his dick sucked while I'm in a dry spell" while he pouts. He's got this weird sexual ownership over her when he's constantly reminding people that he had her first and all these other guys are getting his sloppy seconds.
I think him ranting about other guys is his "nice guy" mentality that he's had ever since his high school days. Either because he's jealous of other guys being able to talk to girls or get their attention or he assumes other guys are assholes who treat woman badly compared to him, because he thinks he's a great guy so it must be true. Thus showing his lack of self awareness. Thanks for reading my doctorate dissertation on boglism
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
In his last "meltdown" stream, he said if it were legal and there were brothels. He would go and order a big titty goth girl. So I'm not sure if him turning down prostitutes is because he's aware that it's illegal and doesn't want to get in trouble/entrapment. But I'm not sure if Josh has the forethought or self control for this. But it seems to me, that whenever he reminisces about her, it always seems to circle back to sex. Cuddling with her? Josh describes his penis rubbing against her. He also talks about how he misses what she would do for him, like cooking him meals.


In that same stream, when he's talking about bukakes, he said "why would I watch another guy get his dick sucked while I'm in a dry spell" while he pouts. He's got this weird sexual ownership over her when he's constantly reminding people that he had her first and all these other guys are getting his sloppy seconds.
I think him ranting about other guys is his "nice guy" mentality that he's had ever since his high school days. Either because he's jealous of other guys being able to talk to girls or get their attention or he assumes other guys are assholes who treat woman badly compared to him, because he thinks he's a great guy so it must be true. Thus showing his lack of self awareness. Thanks for reading my doctorate dissertation on boglism
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I think it’s somewhere in between both. Remember when he admitted to putting chaterbate on his computer and moving the monitor next to him in bed to pretend to be cuddling with the cam whore? I think he thinks he wants a relationship and companionship and all that, but to him a relationship is sex whenever he wants in return for the occasional hot pocket and his big muscles.

he should honestly just date warlord already and give us the saga we’ve all been waiting for.
 
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Mattman456 said:
I think it’s somewhere in between both. Remember when he admitted to putting chaterbate on his computer and moving the monitor next to him in bed to pretend to be cuddling with the cam whore? I think he thinks he wants a relationship and companionship and all that, but to him a relationship is sex whenever he wants in return for the occasional hot pocket and his big muscles.
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Bingo.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Throwing stones in glass houses?
Deep down every man wants an of age big tiddy goth fuckmommy but Cobes is just more up front about it.
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He is a man of taste and culture.

The difference is likely that some of us have pursued that goal and obtained it. Josh just kinda sits in a smelly dog chair and expects her to fall through the fucking roof. lol
 
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Here's Kobes stream from Saturday:

Start:
Says 6 hours was too long for a video response, he’s going to make this one shorter. Thinks he did a video response to Blaire White during that stream but he didn’t sex isn’t a need it’s a want. Talks about trannys calling lesbians transphobic for not dating them again. Drinking a morning Bud Light Platinum.
2:57:
Starts an Isayc Butterfield for 2 seconds. Says he’s keeping his chat off for the next few streams because people were spamming chat. Back to the video. It’s the video he responded to in his 6 hour stream. His phone starts ringing so he puts it on airplane mode.
5:00:
Trannys. Dave Chapelle and Daphne getting attached by trans community. This is all the same shit he said when he did the video response previously.
6:51:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of him getting rejected in a bar, he can’t call women autistphobes. Back to the video.
8:45:
Trannys can’t take rejection, the world is getting stupider. People suck I need a beer. Dry spell cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reflect on what you have if you have a woman and if you don’t have a woman you are projecting your insecurities onto Kobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can’ t pull the autistic card when women reject him so trannys should just learn to accept rejection instead of calling people transphobes. Tranny dating site so if people are into trannys they can join. Problem solved. Kobes supports trans rights but if they get pissed off with him fuck them, they can cut their dicks off but they can’t take a joke. Based.
16:14:
Talks about the first girl who rejected him and he’s creepy about it. Kobes is laughing at these bitches who rejected him in high school because he is a famous YouTuber now and they regret rejecting him. Kobes gets bullied so he sympathises with trannys. Scenario of Kobes with bewbs. Back to the video.
19:20:
Says he deleted his stream because it was too long but some asshole probably re-uploaded it because Kobes is fucking famous. Big ups Lenin Lime. Talking about how he can sing like Adele and James Blunt. Legalise weed. Talks about weed.
23:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys should just try to find lesbians who are into trannys instead of calling everyone transphobes. LGBT people should be aligning with each other. Kobes thinks straight people should be included in LGBT. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says if he gets rejected by an of age chick at a bar can he call her a gothphobe. Talks about how good he can sing. Talks about his left over Taco Bell.
26:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen, talks about going to London with Homedad Clint. Circle of protection around Big Ben. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house. Talks about being famous. Clocktowers in Wyoming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. People entitled to be uncomfortable with trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
30:28:
Pick up lines. Trannys can’t handle getting rejected, they couldn’t handle getting rejected as a dude and now they can’t handle getting rejected as a chick. Based. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No coverage of international men’s day. Back to the video.
33:32:
Reads what’s written on the video. Being a straight cis male is so hard. Says he’s tried to suck his own dick. Tranny’s attacking fellow LGBT members because they aren’t getting any pussy. Kobes won’t say the enword. White slavery. White enwords. Race relations. Blaire White. Back to the video.
38:38:
Fuck the forbidden four. Kobes explains why the forbidden four are gross. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Women do not have penises! Talks about going to London. He will bring one of his wands. Clint bought him dowels for lathing wands. Now he and Clint can bond over making wands. Back to the video.
43:35:
If a cis man pressured a woman into sex it would be grooming. Talks about his vape juice. If you’re a tranny and you get rejected tough tits man. Talks about Big Ben. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Keeps saying cyst instead of cis. Back to the video.
48:11:
Kobes says LGBTQS+ pronoun rant. He includes straight people. He’s re-doing his video responses because the 6 hour stream was too long. Back to the video.
50:40:
Women are more than tits and vagina so why are men allowed to get tits and a vagina and call themselves women? Based Terf Kobes. Back to the video . Talks about titties. Talks about Summer. Says Summer broke up with him because of the trolls and that was karma for him cheating on Stephanie. Back to the video.
54:44:
Of age used to be implied but now it has to be said because people are trying to make paedophilia legal. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female empowerment. Trannys in sports. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is just one more thing men are taking away from the female identity. Back to the video.
58:40:
Reads what’s written on the screen. LGBT hypocrisy.
1:00:20:
Leftover pizza and taco yukbang. Back to the video.
1:03:10:
Speaking of trannys, he’s doing a Blaire White video response now. Moar beer. Starts the video. Says it’s the same shit that Butterfield reacted to. Plant genders.
1:05:27:
Kobes was surprised that Blaire is a tranny, if he was into trannys and it was of age and consensual. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Yo mamma jokes. Back to the video.
1:07:50:
Blaire is hot for a tranny. Credit where credit is due. Back to the video.
1:14:48:
Reads what’s written on the screen, kind of. Pronouns, shoving trans ideology down our throats. Poot. Back to the video.
1:17:20:
Pronouns rant.
1:23:18:
Talks about his Christmas album and people being greedy during the holidays. Back to the video.
1:25:00:
Talks about his CBD a fan sent him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. CBD. Back to the video. Legalise weed. Boglim weed math. Back to the video.
1:32:20:
Leave Trump alone! Biden is a creepy hair sniffer. Kobes hates politics, both sides are insane and corrupt. Back to the video. Political relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:38:39:
Pissed off at the TikTok video. People of any political ideology can date. Separating us by political ideology is how the man controls us! Back to the video.
1:40:45:
Political relations. Back to the video. Kobes is peace loving goth hippy rockstar cowboy who does not like talking about politics. Back to the video. Fuck the forbidden four. Back to the video.
1:44:20:
Gun control. Back to the video
1:50:00:
Gets a commercial for a multi vitamin drink and says V8 or juicing vegetables is better than drink mix but he still wants to try the drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Pronouns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Give him money to his PayPal if you want chat back on. Back to the video.
1:55:37:
Race relations and hypocrisy. Moar beer.
1:57:56:
Mixing Bud Light Platinum with Baja Blast. Back to the video for 2 seconds. ‘I cant speak for everyone because I’m white…’ Talks about hair. Wypipo making wypipo look bad in front of the pee oh cee’s. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations and hypocrisy. Back to the video.
2:02:20:
Body shaaaaaming a tranny, no judgement tho. Back to the video. Kobes gets bullied for being a goth so he doesn’t bully trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids just think men in make up is playing pretend. Beer! Back to the video.
2:05:34:
People can teach kids to be tolerant of LGBT things without shoving it down their throats. Schools shouldn’t take kids to gay bars or bars in general. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids not able to comprehend gender. Back to the video.
2:08:29:
Talks about TikTok. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of physically abusing his imagination daughter. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Old school YouTube. Dani Filth Shriek. Back to the video.
2:11:37:
He’s smashing the like button because he likes Blaire and he supports trans rights. Going to re-do the Tara Babcock video. Straight away talking about her tits. Starts the video for 2 seconds. He liked the video because she’s a smoking hot blonde, but it’s more than her appearance.
2:14:22:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tara Bacock porn name. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Society is getting dumber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenarios where Kobes would fuck Tara Babcock. KingSoapraJFS!
2:17:10:
Trying to argue that he’s not being a pig the way he talks about Tara. His idea for a drug that makes boobs bigger. Kobes is all about body positivity. Back to the video.
2:19:44:
Kobes doesn’t care if he has a skullet. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you reject a girl because she’s too fat for you it’s body shaaaaaaaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. We live in a society where everyone is offended by everything. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes watches Tara’s videos for her personality. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Keep your opinions to yourself. Talking about people body shaaaaaaaaming Adele.
2:23:55:
Kobes doesn’t judge people for being overweight. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says his YouTube is training wheels for Hollywood. Shout out to all the celebrities who watch his videos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Judging people by their bodies is shallow. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mean comments about your appearance hurt feelings. Billie Eliajh.
2:30:20:
Kobes talking about his goth on a budget look. Billie Eliajh. Moar beer. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video.
2:34:32:
Piss break ranting about fat shaming and gender relations.
2:36:50:
Returns. Still ranting about body shaaaaaming and double standards. Back to the video. Body positivity movement hypocrisy.
2:39:40:
Tara wouldn’t like getting called fat so she shouldn’t give Jonah Hill shit for talking about him being fat. Fuck the assholes body shaaaaaing Jonah Hill.
2:45:35:
Stop sexualising female bodies. Don’t have to be sex positive to appreciate the female body. Kobes is all for legalising prostitution for 21 and up. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women’s Lib! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks legalising prostitution will stop sex trafficking. Back to the video.
2:48:34:
Let people be grossed out by sex. Kobes is sick of society shoving sex down our throats. Back to the video.
2:50:15:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Kobes would kick a rapists ass if he saw a rape happening. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video. He’s just parroting what’s said in the video.
2:58:25:
Talking about when he was waving his gun around on Courtney’s stream. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about Tara. Talking about how guys shouldn’t be creeps and sexualise women LOL.
3:00:29:
Back to the video.
3:01:21:
Piss break.
3:02:31:
Returns. Fuck suicide, fuck the trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks guys who watch straight porn are secret gays. Talking about watching Chaturbate. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about Tara. Bukkake is okay if it’s of age and consensual. Back to the video. He’s just repeating what’s said in the video or repeating things he said the last time he responded to this video.
3:16:26:
Says he’s going to work on his music and his wands and then changes his mind and says just music because he’s been drinking and shouldn’t mess with the lathe.
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
I only have passing knowledge of IP2 retards, but seeing Cobes get more involved with that cesspool of the internet makes me feel like he's gonna get cross featured in the IP2 thread over some retarded antics that will probably land him in some major shit.
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I don't keep up with them either but they know about him. I think Courtney gets Cobes' attention before IP2 does, though. So, any streaming shenanigans will either be on Cobes' stream or Courtney's.

Also I'm late but his skull chalice 'god fucking dammit' was priceless.
 
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i just had his videos running in the background for a while and suddenly it occured to me i had been listening to Cobes rant about pedos for like two hours. it was the last mr green stream and holy fuck the entire thing is about pedos and his fake vomit virtue signaling every 5 minutes. cobes may very well be the number 1 pedo hater in this entire dang world.
 
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I think this is the origin of his requirement to say “Of-Age” all the time.

Right at the 1:00 mark.

“I am so done with love, I’m tired of getting my heart ripped out every fuckin’ time. You know, the one time I get a girlfriend and I think ‘Oh sweet!’ then she turns out to be 14. Fuck that.”

I always knew this incident occurred but I never had any source for it.
 
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