Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[titty nigga]

Sorry, just updated my post. Pretty sure the jody burns in the article I saw is a different person. She doesn't look like the woman in the court room photos at all. The woman in the guitar video looks like she's had a ton of plastic surgery though, so maybe it could still be her?

I don't want to post too off topic but a video of the guitar woman showed up on Instagram or something a year or 2 ago and I've been wondering wtf is up with that ever since. I couldn't get any answers at the time, she's been active on YouTube since a few years after the date on the article (across a couple accounts but this is the oldest). The footage is really low quality but it looked like she already had a bunch of plastic surgery. I don't think it's the same person but the dates kind of line up I guess.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I'm going door to door with the retards who called me autistic : I got five deep before I realized something, they are either registered pedophiles this year or are trannies. I'm not making this shit up. A bunch MEN up dressed as women are parading in this fucking thread. Ask me to post receipts, I will fucking clean these faggots. A bunch of trannies / pedos post here and gate keep.

How many of them fucked a child? How many of them are child molesters?

Added : The people throwing tomatoes are also the most vile, content-less niggers.

Look at the register date of people downvoting, look at the amount of anime avatars.

Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I was rewatching Beyond Reanimator and just realized how much SpeedBall looks like Cobes.
Reagent coming in nicely Toobz.

I mean look at this guy.

 

[Statix_Shark]

I'm going door to door with the retards who called me autistic : I got five deep before I realized something, they are either registered pedophiles this year or are trannies. I'm not making this shit up. A bunch MEN up dressed as women are parading in this fucking thread. Ask me to post receipts, I will fucking clean these faggots. A bunch of trannies / pedos post here and gate keep.

How many of them fucked a child? How many of them are child molesters?

Added : The people throwing tomatoes are also the most vile, content-less niggers.

Look at the register date of people downvoting, look at the amount of anime avatars.

Shut the fuck up faggot. Go whine somewhere else.

 

[Merlin Manson]

More goth than Cobes to be honest.

Can any of us recall the extent of his battle scars?

Wanker scabs
Scar tissue on knuckles, forehead, ear lobes
Yeast infection on thighs
Butt cyst
Trench foot

 

[Candover]

This is the exact girl that your own RETARDED SON has had a crush on since he was like 8.

That must've been the ulterior motive for Clint telling Josh that Alicia had killed herself. Josh wouldn't get in the way of Clunt's Conquest if he believed she was dead.

 

[Tsumungo]

More goth than Cobes to be honest.

Can any of us recall the extent of his battle scars?

Slapping himself in the face? Being beat up by NAL with a Puff plushie? Getting into some scuffle at a bar or gas station liquor store? Head trauma from syncopal episode due to drunkenly hitting the ground? Lacerations from bad lathing? Burnt fingertips from torching and frying some dankness?

I'm curious how Cobra would endure any GSW's to the limbs, torso, let alone the face, twice.

Then again, the boy may have a high ceiling for agony as his receptors have been dulled and fried to perceive any noticeable pain stimuli.

Anyways, props to this Michigan chick; not easy on the eyes but seems like good people. Kudos to overcoming any suffering and trauma, physical and psychological, from a .22 caliber x 2.

I hate to be the "ERM ACKTUALLY" guy. BUUUUUUUT... I think you got the wrong Jody Burns.

Jody Burns, in the article, is 33 at the time of the shooting in 2010, and metal Jody has been playing guitar/doing pinup photos since the late 80s/early 90s, based on her Instagram.
Also, the Jody Burns mentioned in the article has a child at the time the article was written, and the metal Jody can't have kids considering the fact that metal Jody is MTF transgender.
The theory to why her face is the way it is today is because of shitty filler injections.

Here's her Youtube channel too: ROCK AND ROOOLLLLLLLLLLL