Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Aborted Drink Combo]

On one hand I'm proud of the boy for not flipping shit when Ozzy died, but man I wish he'd cut back/eat less trash.

I get it... 's galore, but man.

I do kind of wonder if people like him (there's a fuckton of them out there that aren't living Truman Show style online like he is, though that segment is pretty huge too) will somehow in a weird way contribute to medical science in the long run despite the personal wastes of their own lives.

Like some "yeah because of this one dude in Casper WY we can now pinpoint this specific type of organ failure and even predict it!" Or something like that. I'm not a rocket surgeon fuckoff you know what I mean.

You think once he passes, someone will buy his like swollen liver in a jar of formaldehyde and curse themselves forever? I know it sounds crazy but I just read an article about some funeral home shipping some dude's brain home in a box, and the family getting (rightfully) pissed it fucked their mind state (and car) up. So it's not entirely crazy, at least as an idea. Fuck look at those freaks that mailed a human skull to h3h3.

We already know that being an alcoholic and eating garbage causes your organs to get fucked up. He's not some scientific breakthrough. He's just a run of the mill alcoholic, except he has enough money that he doesn't have to forego food for alcohol. There is nothing to learn, in a couple years he will be diagnosed type 2 diabetic, his blood pressure is probably a steady 180/95.

 

[Detective Carey]

Yeah but it makes us feel better to sit around bullshitting and theorizing.

No one wants to admit how close the end is.