Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Detective Carey said:
On one hand I'm proud of the boy for not flipping shit when Ozzy died, but man I wish he'd cut back/eat less trash.

I get it... 🌈's galore, but man.

I do kind of wonder if people like him (there's a fuckton of them out there that aren't living Truman Show style online like he is, though that segment is pretty huge too) will somehow in a weird way contribute to medical science in the long run despite the personal wastes of their own lives.

Like some "yeah because of this one dude in Casper WY we can now pinpoint this specific type of organ failure and even predict it!" Or something like that. I'm not a rocket surgeon fuckoff you know what I mean.

You think once he passes, someone will buy his like swollen liver in a jar of formaldehyde and curse themselves forever? I know it sounds crazy but I just read an article about some funeral home shipping some dude's brain home in a box, and the family getting (rightfully) pissed it fucked their mind state (and car) up. So it's not entirely crazy, at least as an idea. Fuck look at those freaks that mailed a human skull to h3h3.
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We already know that being an alcoholic and eating garbage causes your organs to get fucked up. He's not some scientific breakthrough. He's just a run of the mill alcoholic, except he has enough money that he doesn't have to forego food for alcohol. There is nothing to learn, in a couple years he will be diagnosed type 2 diabetic, his blood pressure is probably a steady 180/95.
 
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Ponzo said:
Is cobra aware of the one and only Jody Burns? This queen of darkness would be the perfect fit and is definitely an upgrade fom NAL
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"That hot goth girl can play guitar and smells good."

What an interesting creature, and what a set of strange videos. Very Cobraesque, some crappy chonk chonk power chords but her shredding videos are rad. Not the incoherent noodling like the BOY. But a cluttered house like NAL, truly bizzare.

No videos of her talking that I could find. No albums? Would the boy be upset that shred grandma can play better than him?
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Nothing is fixing those weird little-person proportions, or her clam-tongue cooter...
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bonified retard said:
She looks like that because she got shot in the face two times. Unlike jessica boyle, whose freakish deformities came naturally.
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Orkeosaurus said:
Also wearing a mask wouldn't make Jessica attractive.
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Johnny Dang said:
Hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone - I swear I saw somewhere that it was some troll that made a "Clint Saunders" Facebook account commenting on all of Alicia Rohde's posts.

Are we positive it was actually Clint? I wouldn't put it past him, but that shit is actually fucking retarded.
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If you look back at the screenshots you'll see that Clint was sniffing around as early as 2011, and then later in 2013 (lol); imo that's way too early for an imposter to exist.
 
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I'm going door to door with the retards who called me autistic : I got five deep before I realized something, they are either registered pedophiles this year or are trannies. I'm not making this shit up. A bunch MEN up dressed as women are parading in this fucking thread. Ask me to post receipts, I will fucking clean these faggots. A bunch of trannies / pedos post here and gate keep.

How many of them fucked a child? How many of them are child molesters?

Added : The people throwing tomatoes are also the most vile, content-less niggers.

Look at the register date of people downvoting, look at the amount of anime avatars.
 
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