Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[multiverse]

Welp, if Jilldo is forcing Nathan and Nurie on a roadtrip to fucking Ohio from Florida for Thanksgiving (a holiday that is literally about cooking a bunch of food and eating with your family) then I hope Nathan makes his family stay home in Florida for Christmas.

Because it would be funny for me as Jill is probably one of those inlaws/grandparents that think that she gets all of the holidays.

For now, it seems like Jill is bound and determined to invade every Nurthling holiday - either by demanding they come to her, or party crashing them with her RV - so as not to lose control of "her" Nurie, her golden child. We'll see whether this changes at all if Kaylee's arranged marriage to Jonathan Hill goes through.

I have my doubts that Kaylee's courtship will succeed only because Jonathan's parents weren't the ones who made the match with Jill and David - it was Jonathan's aunt and uncle who made the courtship match.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I feel bad for Nurie, having a newborn and then having to drive to bumfuck Ohio schlepping the BSE along, they when she actually gets there, Jilldo steals her baby and expects her to do all the cooking and cleaning.

 

[multiverse]

Jill had Fat Dave and her sons slaving through the night so that she might have the background she wants for Thanksgiving photos. Still no sign of Tim. Do you like shiplap? Too bad.

Jill has completed her dream prison to entrap Nurie within, complete with a new baby cage (a pack and play set up beneath a staircase). But it's just for Nurie! Don't go suggesting that a few of her oldest daughters might be permitted to sleep any less than eight to a room. That would be crazy.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Jill had Fat Dave and her sons slaving through the night so that she might have the background she wants for Thanksgiving photos. Still no sign of Tim. Do you like shiplap? Too bad.
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Jill has completed her dream prison to entrap Nurie within, complete with a new baby cage (a pack and play set up beneath a staircase). But it's just for Nurie! Don't go suggesting that a few of her oldest daughters might be permitted to sleep any less than eight to a room. That would be crazy.
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This all looks like cheap, tacky shit, with the exception of the gorgeous Amish quilt.

The baby's alcove is... quite claustrophobic.

I imagine it's completely off limits to anyone Not Nurie. I also imagine a giant sign saying "all this could be YOURS forever, N, N & N".

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Nothing like a large overhead florescent light to brighten up the baby's nook. Love the cord stapled to the wall as well.

Guess it was too much work for Jilldo to find a small bedside lamp and use that instead.

 

[Bakarina]

Jill had Fat Dave and her sons slaving through the night so that she might have the background she wants for Thanksgiving photos. Still no sign of Tim. Do you like shiplap? Too bad.
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Jill has completed her dream prison to entrap Nurie within, complete with a new baby cage (a pack and play set up beneath a staircase). But it's just for Nurie! Don't go suggesting that a few of her oldest daughters might be permitted to sleep any less than eight to a room. That would be crazy.
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Is it just me or does anyone else get "beginning of a horror movie" vibes from this room? You know the ones, where one member of the couple is hesitant to travel on the trip only to be consoled by their SO in order to convince them that everything will be "just fine" and then in scene 3 or 4 everything goes to shit.

Why is the baby room away from the parents? Nemmy is still new, the baby containment zone (pack n play/crib) should be right next to the parents bed.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Jill had Fat Dave and her sons slaving through the night so that she might have the background she wants for Thanksgiving photos. Still no sign of Tim. Do you like shiplap? Too bad.

He's probably just in the "construction" photos so he doesn't look like the obese useless literal retard he is. Same thing how she lies that he has a printing business when he makes his kids do the actual labour.
Has Goblino ever had a real job in his life and especially since they started shitting out baby goblinos? It's very sick to not work a real job when you have that much offspring. Yet his psychotic wife posts boomer conservative memes about ye olden days. He should be rotting in a mental institution for the feeble minded in Latin America where he belongs.
They are no more moral than the "wordly" people Jill talks about, in fact probably less so.

Jill has completed her dream prison to entrap Nurie within, complete with a new baby cage (a pack and play set up beneath a staircase). But it's just for Nurie! Don't go suggesting that a few of her oldest daughters might be permitted to sleep any less than eight to a room. That would be crazy.

Can someone point out where the baby cage is? I can't even see it. Do they use the cages instead of cribs? I've never ever heard of anyone using baby cages before them and don't know anyone who's had one. Do they cosleep with babies in their bed? Hello SIDS.

Is it just me or does anyone else get "beginning of a horror movie" vibes from this room? You know the ones, where one member of the couple is hesitant to travel on the trip only to be consoled by their SO in order to convince them that everything will be "just fine" and then in scene 3 or 4 everything goes to shit.

Why is the baby room away from the parents? Nemmy is still new, the baby containment zone (pack n play/crib) should be right next to the parents bed.

I think they even make special cosleeping attachments now that affix to the bed itself which makes it really convenient to get to the baby when it cries and is way safer than traditional cosleeping which shouldn't even be done.

edit: is this it??? that doesn't look safe if the house wasn't built correctly and they live in an area with tornados it could fall and crush Nemmy. Are there ceiling bars like the baby cage in the RV? Do you think any of them are smart enough to know a baby should have nothing in their crib other than a warm onsie? Some old fashioned or ignorant people don't believe blankets, pillows and plushies are a legit infant death risk.

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

I’m seeing a lot of speculation about Tim. Rate me optimistic or whatever but I don’t think anything nefarious is going on. I think he probably got an entry level retail job (or two) and is just working a lot, and every penny is going to support the family since fat fuck shrek and Jill are doing fuck all while their kids starve and every penny is going to construct a house they will abandon as soon as CPS shows up again. Jill probably isn’t posting about how hard Tim is working because she should be ashamed that their skeletal son is supporting her brood. But then again, the word “shame” isn’t in Jill’s vocabulary.

mini power level but one time I was in an abusive living situation where I was deprived of sleep and food. I got through it by getting a few menial jobs where I worked 12 hours a day just to get away. It was awful but at least I could sleep in my car between shifts and have a 30 minute meal a day.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I’m seeing a lot of speculation about Tim. Rate me optimistic or whatever but I don’t think anything nefarious is going on. I think he probably got an entry level retail job (or two) and is just working a lot, and every penny is going to support the family since fat fuck shrek and Jill are doing fuck all while their kids starve and every penny is going to construct a house they will abandon as soon as CPS shows up again. Jill probably isn’t posting about how hard Tim is working because she should be ashamed that their skeletal son is supporting her brood. But then again, the word “shame” isn’t in Jill’s vocabulary.

mini power level but one time I was in an abusive living situation where I was deprived of sleep and food. I got through it by getting a few menial jobs where I worked 12 hours a day just to get away. It was awful but at least I could sleep in my car between shifts and have a 30 minute meal a day.

He'd be better off living independently in an RV off his parent's property, not spending money on them and eating fast food. He's underweight so he literally needs the calories. Even McDonald's is better than Jill's burnt ham.

 

[Cream Vendor]

Jill had Fat Dave and her sons slaving through the night so that she might have the background she wants for Thanksgiving photos. Still no sign of Tim. Do you like shiplap? Too bad.
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Jill has completed her dream prison to entrap Nurie within, complete with a new baby cage (a pack and play set up beneath a staircase). But it's just for Nurie! Don't go suggesting that a few of her oldest daughters might be permitted to sleep any less than eight to a room. That would be crazy.
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The baby's "room" is terrifying.
- Crib pushed into the corner directly under a staircase that fat fuck Dave will probably be stomping up and down
- Bright tube light also directly above where the baby is going to be sleeping, and in prime position for someone to hit their head on
- So narrow that even Nurie would have trouble getting in and out
- Desk taking up half the room for changing diapers??? That's the only reason I can see putting that in an already tiny room for a months-old child, but that doesn't really explain the chair. Meanwhile, Nathan and Nurie get a real room that totally has enough space for that crib. But no. Jill has to neglect other people's children now.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Is it just me or does anyone else get "beginning of a horror movie" vibes from this room? You know the ones, where one member of the couple is hesitant to travel on the trip only to be consoled by their SO in order to convince them that everything will be "just fine" and then in scene 3 or 4 everything goes to shit.

Why is the baby room away from the parents? Nemmy is still new, the baby containment zone (pack n play/crib) should be right next to the parents bed.

The baby has to sleep in the closet so Jill won’t awaken the newlyweds when she snatches him up to try to breastfeed him.

 

[multiverse]

The baby's "room" is terrifying.
- Crib pushed into the corner directly under a staircase that fat fuck Dave will probably be stomping up and down
- Bright tube light also directly above where the baby is going to be sleeping, and in prime position for someone to hit their head on
- So narrow that even Nurie would have trouble getting in and out
- Desk taking up half the room for changing diapers??? That's the only reason I can see putting that in an already tiny room for a months-old child, but that doesn't really explain the chair. Meanwhile, Nathan and Nurie get a real room that totally has enough space for that crib. But no. Jill has to neglect other people's children now.

I think the baby nook under the stairs - I'd say Jill was inspired by Harry Potter if she could read at an elementary school level and would associate herself with witchcraft - is to place Nemmy in prime position for Jill to sneak in at night and spirit him away to her en suite bathroom with the nursing chair, in an attempt to get him to bond with her over Nurie.

Oh, you didn't hear him cry last night, Nurie? Don't worry, Sweet Mama did everything for you. And he's not hungry anymore, Mimi takes care of everything.

None of the kids are permitted to enter Jill's sanctum sanctorum without express permission. Even Nurie.

 

[Bakarina]

I think the baby nook under the stairs - I'd say Jill was inspired by Harry Potter if she could read at an elementary school level and would associate herself with witchcraft - is to place Nemmy in prime position for Jill to sneak in at night and spirit him away to her en suite bathroom with the nursing chair, in an attempt to get him to bond with her over Nurie.

Oh, you didn't hear him cry last night, Nurie? Don't worry, Sweet Mama did everything for you. And he's not hungry anymore, Mimi takes care of everything.

None of the kids are permitted to enter Jill's sanctum sanctorum without express permission. Even Nurie.

Again, this holiday trip is looking more and more like one of those B type horror movies that you put on for background noise only for it to haunt you several years down the line because various parts of it could happen.

And Nurie was never taught that she needs to stand up for herself [and her children] so she probably won't know what to do if Jill successfully snatches Nemmy from her (and Nathan is just as young and [slightly less] ignorant of the world as Nurie is).

 

[Vi0l3t]

Jill had Fat Dave and her sons slaving through the night so that she might have the background she wants for Thanksgiving photos. Still no sign of Tim. Do you like shiplap? Too bad.
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Jill has completed her dream prison to entrap Nurie within, complete with a new baby cage (a pack and play set up beneath a staircase). But it's just for Nurie! Don't go suggesting that a few of her oldest daughters might be permitted to sleep any less than eight to a room. That would be crazy.
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Fuck our other kids they can deal with being crammed in 2 rooms! Let's make a roomy guest bedroom.

 

[Bakarina]

Fuck our other kids they can deal with being crammed in 2 rooms! Let's make a roomy guest bedroom.

Why didn't they add more rooms to the house if they were doing all this work? At least allow the children their own space to breathe.

 

[craven rutherfordium]

Why didn't they add more rooms to the house if they were doing all this work? At least allow the children their own space to breathe.

Probably because living in a polebarn with all of your male children stuffed into one bedroom and all of your female children in another is living like fuckin' royalty.

 

[BluntyBitch]

I wish the bookshelf pic was clearer, I Wana creep on her books. You know, the kind they could be teaching their functionally illiterate kids to read.

 

[ggalin]

He's probably just in the "construction" photos so he doesn't look like the obese useless literal retard he is. Same thing how she lies that he has a printing business when he makes his kids do the actual labour.
Has Goblino ever had a real job in his life and especially since they started shitting out baby goblinos? It's very sick to not work a real job when you have that much offspring. Yet his psychotic wife posts boomer conservative memes about ye olden days. He should be rotting in a mental institution for the feeble minded in Latin America where he belongs.
They are no more moral than the "wordly" people Jill talks about, in fact probably less so.

Can someone point out where the baby cage is? I can't even see it. Do they use the cages instead of cribs? I've never ever heard of anyone using baby cages before them and don't know anyone who's had one. Do they cosleep with babies in their bed? Hello SIDS.

I think they even make special cosleeping attachments now that affix to the bed itself which makes it really convenient to get to the baby when it cries and is way safer than traditional cosleeping which shouldn't even be done.

edit: is this it??? that doesn't look safe if the house wasn't built correctly and they live in an area with tornados it could fall and crush Nemmy. Are there ceiling bars like the baby cage in the RV? Do you think any of them are smart enough to know a baby should have nothing in their crib other than a warm onsie? Some old fashioned or ignorant people don't believe blankets, pillows and plushies are a legit infant death risk.

i’m so scared for nemmy. i really feel like nurie and nathan should get away. there’s one thing about seeing your parents and showing them your baby but jill and fatso mucho dave is forcing them to travel cross country with it, and put it in a hole with zero regulation/the okay from contractors to live in there. is gonna either give him the coof or sids, and blame it on nurie and nathan’s parenting

or god

 

[Bakarina]

i’m so scared for nemmy. i really feel like nurie and nathan should get away. there’s one thing about seeing your parents and showing them your baby but jill and fatso mucho dave is forcing them to travel cross country with it, and put it in a hole with zero regulation/the okay from contractors to live in there. is gonna either give him the coof or sids, and blame it on nurie and nathan’s parenting

or god

Hopefully that door has a lock or the new parents are extremely light sleepers (which is common). I don't think Jill could be quiet enough to sneak in to steal Nemmy if he's right next to his actual mom but maybe I'm just being optimistic.

This entire thing is shaping up to be a shit show, do N+N+N arrive today? Hopefully they don't stay long and are out on Friday.

 

[TractorGirl]

You can almost imagine Jill on her toilet-adjacent sitting chair, rocking the baby, trying to breastfeed him dust, crazy eyes ringed in black liner.