Sonichu FB 10/25 - Chris Uploads New Sonichu 11 Pages

[Pinball Lizard]

Does Christine seem kinda... sexed up to anyone else? Maybe the internet has just made me cynical, but she's got a noticeable bust and there's the mention of panties. Despite having just gone through puberty for her species and being chronologically even younger than that. Probably.

 

[Varis]

Spoiler: Page 4

Woohoo, feel that burning passion. Truly these two were destined to be. /sarcasmu

The plot with the Sonichu brats is... really not that bad. There's conflict that actually leads to some minor character development. The rest of the recolors, however, are just unneeded fluff.

 

[Ido]

CHRISmas came early!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"KEVIN DUMPED ME!!!"

Chris's way of writing emotional dialogue has something peculiar, idiosyncratic and... autistic about it.

BTW he researched this "two Amish Christmas celebrations" thing sort-of-correctly.

 

[The Lawgiver]

More Amish country madness is always appreciated in these dark times.

I noticed Chris drew Silvana with a pikachu tail this time. Good to know consistency is still lacking, albeit more so than usual. The amish even have differently colored arms! (Insert Traditional Blarms joke here)

 

[Thetan]

Here are the pages, for the sake of posterity.

Spoiler: Page 2

So, Sean became a Scientologist?

Spoiler: Skip to 2:09

 

[asperhes]

I wonder if Chris thinks of his transition as a form of puberty. Just as Christine is becoming a woman, so is Chris. I wonder if he relates to that Britney Spears song on a personal level.

 

[Bridechu]

Does Christine seem kinda... sexed up to anyone else? Maybe the internet has just made me cynical, but she's got a noticeable bust and there's the mention of panties. Despite having just gone through puberty for her species and being chronologically even younger than that. Probably.

Even Sandy, who is explicitly drawn child sized, has a bust and the biological equivalent of boobplate.

 

[wheat pasta]

Why did Christine's clothes change between pages 11 and 12?
She goes from an over-large buttoned shirt to a dress that fits her properly. Wat.

 

[JULAY]

I am now dumber for having read this. I don't even know where to begin...

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

I fucking love when Chris emphasizes Robbie's "empathy" like he has in these past two installments. It's beautiful.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

So foreshadowing = puberty/first period? If the puberty part is at least true, then I imagine Christine couldn't sing too well with her voice cracking all over the place.
Kevin didn't sound like he was dumping Cera as much as he was explaining why she was eliminated from a game show. The little guy is wordy for his age.

 

[Overcast]

I just love how robotic and stilted sounding Magi-Chan and Silvanna's dialogue were. It really fits them to be honest.

Kinda weird that the middle child ends up growing up to adult-hood first, but whatever. At this point, I've accepted the fact that logic is not really a thing in Chris's world.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder if Chris thinks of his transition as a form of puberty. Just as Christine is becoming a woman, so is Chris. I wonder if he relates to that Britney Spears song on a personal level.

Well it'd make sense since Chris is technically an adult yet mentally he's still immature in many ways as well as the whole male to female souled lesbian thing.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

Spoiler: Boulder... Sit! Good rock. Yay!

I guess Chris is a fan of Maud Pie. Who'd have thought?

 

[SlanderousMockery]

I'm still dumbfounded over the fact that Wild drives a car when he has his Spider-Man rip off vine swinging powers, probably Chris forgot he can do that

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Don't Pokemon usually evolve for, y'know, a reason??

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Also, I lost it at the Britney Spears song. I love how Chris takes the time to credit her:

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Jesus, it's like I'm back in 2001. Note: Chris was 19 when this song came out.

I wonder if Chris thinks of his transition as a form of puberty. Just as Christine is becoming a woman, so is Chris. I wonder if he relates to that Britney Spears song on a personal level.

He probably does, given how deeply-rooted his gender issues have always been.

Kevin didn't sound like he was dumping Cera as much as he was explaining why she was eliminated from a game show. The little guy is wordy for his age.

Chris said a while ago that Cerah was a lesbian in canon, so perhaps her split with Kevin was a "BREAK-UP FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS" a la The Wallflower.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

Wow, preschool humans play Call of Duty and have an extensive vocabulary in CWCVille?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I have to admit, I did find the Amish bit amusing. Not in a laugh-out-loud way, but by Sonichu standards it was comedy gold. I can't help but think it's ripped off from somewhere, though, if only because the joke seems to relate to the Pet Rock craze of the 70s rather than an actual rock garden.