Sonichu FB 10/25 - Chris Uploads New Sonichu 11 Pages

[Bluespike]

Now that this filler episode is almost over, maybe we'll get an episode where Chris and his Grandchildren go full Tranny and Graduon breaks Walsh out of Jail only to make her is Butler.

 

[Silver]

btw i love how several people were convinced this wouldnt happen

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

btw i love how several people were convinced this wouldnt happen

To be fair, we were correct for a solid five years.

 

[Bluespike]

That's not really me, guys. That's an impostor trapped in the Amish Void named Mitchy Leary, Chris himself told me. I'm alive and well in the real world, and Santa even brought me two girlfriends - one for each Christmas!

I got a Medallion shoved up MY ASS for C-Mas this year, once each C-mas!

 

[Silver]

To be fair, we were correct for a solid five years.

Heh. Touché.

 

[rocket]

Chris's new self-insert is the granddaughter of his original self-insert and Sonichu drives a Prius.

Merry Christmas indeed.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Yup. Kevin did a great job in the play.

Kevin did a great job in the play about the Nativity.

Kevin the Jew.

The CWCville jews started worshipping Mayor Chandler's Messiah after witnessing the genocide of the homos.

 

[Bluespike]

Chris's new self-insert is the granddaughter of his original self-insert and Sonichu drives a Prius.

Merry Christmas indeed.

Happy Hannukah for those JEWS and Kwanza for da Niggos out there

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Someone once posited an idea that, because he didn't start speaking til later in his childhood, his brain functionally treats English as a second language rather than a native one.

The word "rumagging" would seem to support that.

 

[Picklepower]

Magichan is getting a fresh Silvana sausage for Christmas! damn son!

 

[Zim]

I got to page 3 and all of a sudden all I could think of was @_blank_ 's comic and how Silvana and Magichan hooking up wasn't canon. lol

Anyway, it's kind of nice reading another comic by Chris. Sure it's a mess and reads like it was written by the North Korean propaganda committee but it's that unique form of terrible that only he can create. I'm curious to know why he decided the Amish were bad.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I got to page 3 and all of a sudden all I could think of was @_blank_ 's comic and how Silvana and Magichan hooking up wasn't canon. lol

Anyway, it's kind of nice reading another comic by Chris. Sure it's a mess and reads like it was written by the North Korean propaganda committee but it's that unique form of terrible that only he can create. I'm curious to know why he decided the Amish were bad.

I think he's just saying that the bad men (trolls) were sent to live with the Amish, so they couldn't troll him anymore.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

I like in a story-development way that the weird sonee thing stayed broked up with the jew kid, but when did they become a couple to start with? Of course the sonee girl has to act like an grown and unstable woman about the break up, because children are little adults who only want to date and score, right Chris? Way to project, there.

 

[JU 199]

Never change CWC

 

[Trilby]

Okay, the moment between Christine and Rosechu in the backroom was actually kind of sweet. Of course, Chris had to make it awkward by making sure his readers know Sonichu got Christine PANTIES.

That was unsettling. They could've just said "clothes" and left it like that, you don't need to itemize it.

Kevin's speech was incredible. I don't even know what to say. Never change, Chris.

True. Passive-aggressive as can be. I guess that's the last we'll see of that kid.

I got to "court marshall" and fucking lost it. It's really not often you get to see double misspelling and complete misuse of a word all at once. Oh, Chris, you've done it again! I still really miss homeless bench lady though, hope she found a place for her sofa.

We can only hope. I feel like everyone's doomed to end up in a soup hotel in this town unless they get in some Chinese investors.

I'm still mad about Kevin not seeing this from Cera's point of view in his collective thoughts. Seems like he'll be stuck being some isolated shut-in his entire life (unless his parent don't send him off to boot camp).

Yup. Kevin did a great job in the play.

Kevin did a great job in the play about the Nativity.

Kevin the Jew.

In a normal American public school, doing the nativity for a Christmas play would be verboten to start with. I guess CWCville's schools are all Christian-operated (meaning that both ways if you like).

To be fair, we were correct for a solid five years.

I'm sure some of us thought a decade at one point or another.

The CWCville jews started worshipping Mayor Chandler's Messiah after witnessing the genocide of the homos.

Unless they're one of those Jews For Jesus type.

I like in a story-development way that the weird sonee thing stayed broked up with the jew kid, but when did they become a couple to start with? Of course the sonee girl has to act like an grown and unstable woman about the break up, because children are little adults who only want to date and score, right Chris? Way to project, there.

I still keep wondering are these preschool or middle school kids, and even then, wouldn't they just be friends than simply a couple going on dates (which is more a high school thing). It's very blurred.

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Never change CWC

Too many verbs for my taste.

 

[Raccoon99]

That's not really me, guys. That's an impostor trapped in the Amish Void named Mitchy Leary, Chris himself told me. I'm alive and well in the real world, and Santa even brought me two girlfriends - one for each Christmas!

Good to see that some can have a legitimate happy ending in the horr-WONDERFUL world of CWCVille!

I also love how he provoked this statement from Chris (in the form of Cera), of all people:

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It's probably the most sensible thing that's ever been written in a Sonichu comic.

Oh god i can just FEEL the irony coming out from that page. Also Kevin: congrats on becoming a Beta for the rest of your life!

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Thank God Sonichu explained how he got to his home and back in the ice, that would have driven me MAD!

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Wait... A human had an hedgehog pokemon for girlfriend?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

It's so weird seeing Sonichu in actual clothes, isn't it? I mean, I guess he decided to cover up since he's in the house of the Lord but that makes the fact that he's usually naked really stick out.

Also, I lost it at the Britney Spears song. I love how Chris takes the time to credit her:

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Also dat head attachment GODDAM

 

[MasterDisaster]

Oh boy oh boy, I can see this becoming a new Christmas story for the kids of all ages. I love how he manages to make it creepier with each passing page; it's a real talent.