Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

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What do you think will happen?

  • Guilty on all charges

    Votes: 282 8.8%

  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 1,077 33.7%

  • Mistral

    Votes: 264 8.3%

  • Mixture of verdicts

    Votes: 479 15.0%

  • Minecraft

    Votes: 213 6.7%

  • Roblox

    Votes: 132 4.1%

  • Runescape

    Votes: 203 6.3%

  • Somehow Guilty Of Two Mutually Exclusive Actions

    Votes: 514 16.1%

  • KYLE WILL SUBMIT TO BBC

    Votes: 35 1.1%
  • Total voters
    3,199
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Rittenhouse's fellow students react to his attendance.
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
It does seem like an incredibly dumb idea and if it was still 1992 you'd be right. (1992 Bill Clinton would have given Kyle a medal and tried to give his sister an internship)

The current regime is full of exceptionally dumb and tone deaf people who have trouble distinguishing between the real world and Twitter tho, so who knows? The Rittenhouses should probably move to Florida, where at least the state authorities are unlikely to try to fuck with them.
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1992 Bill Clinton would have sent FBI snipers to kill Kyle's mom.
 
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Farmer Y said:
Don't buy our product.
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"We're still happy to take your money though. We need it to pay the lawyers who told us to say this so that we can continue to make money."

I like a lot of the stuff that comes out of HH. That said, they can eat a dick. Once the transaction is over they don't get to tell me what I can and can't celebrate with their product. Even less so because I'm just buying it from a retailer. They've already been paid for that shit so it's literally none of their business.
 
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Some JERK said:
"We're still happy to take your money though. We need it to pay the lawyers who told us to say this so that we can continue to make money."

I like a lot of the stuff that comes out of HH. That said, they can eat a dick. Once the transaction is over they don't get to tell me what I can and can't celebrate with their product. Even less so because I'm just buying it from a retailer. They've already been paid for that shit so it's literally none of their business.
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Fuck 'em--anally and orally. Pick them up on a street corner, plug up every hole they have and cum in it, wait till they pass out, take your own money back and empty out their purse, and be on your way.
 
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