Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

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I couldnt possibly think of a worse thing to watch being livestreamed than a fucking 3d printer.

What better way to spend your Saturday evening than watching a manchild play kingdom hearts with undertale music in the background while a 3d printer takes up half of the screen and loudly assembles a Vaporeon themed fleshlight?

 

[Deez Nuts]

Pretty sure he is going forward with having a livestream of the printer.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Is it just me or has there been a pretty big uptick of weens in his twitter replies recently?

 

[Deez Nuts]

Is it just me or has there been a pretty big uptick of weens in his twitter replies recently?

No he has. It used to not be worth checking before but he always posts to it now.

Edit: I thought you meant his posting rate. My bad. He posts a lot more.

I see what you mean. Really dumb shit. If you do this you are no better then chibi.

 

[PlumSyrup]

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Back on meds.

Looking forward to the side effects saga. Since he can't handle not oversharing, how long will it be until we get to read posts about how he can't get it up anymore because of his medication, do you reckon?

He's right that some people need more than just therapy, but his problems mostly seem to be social and interpersonal, and there isn't a med for that. That's just a matter of struggling and forcing yourself to implement coping skills, which is exhausting and painful when you have been relying on unhealthy patterns for your whole life. His life will be the same, he just will gain weight and won't get erect anymore.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Looking forward to the side effects saga. Since he can't handle not oversharing, how long will it be until we get to read posts about how he can't get it up anymore because of his medication, do you reckon?

He's right that some people need more than just therapy, but his problems mostly seem to be social and interpersonal, and there isn't a med for that. That's just a matter of struggling and forcing yourself to implement coping skills, which is exhausting and painful when you have been relying on unhealthy patterns for your whole life. His life will be the same, he just will gain weight and won't get erect anymore.

His problem is that he's an over sharing underachieving attention-starved ungrateful little shit that refuses to wash his ass or learn from his mistakes. Most people learn from their mistakes - if cheebahut was capable he'd be the wisest loser around.

There's no meds for any of that, you're right.

... Fine, 33 valiums.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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I couldnt possibly think of a worse thing to watch being livestreamed than a fucking 3d printer.

He could use his """professional""" editing skillz to create a time-lapse video of builds then upload them as YouTube Shorts or even TikToks. That might threaten to be entertaining.

If he wasn't useless I'd suggest combining the footage with more of him painting and properly finishing and displaying the models --like an extremely autistic How It's Made-- but even mapping it out in my mind I can already see that's more work than this lazy fuck could even conceptualise, never mind put into action.

 

[Mr. Idiot]

His problem is that he's an over sharing underachieving attention-starved ungrateful little shit that refuses to wash his ass or learn from his mistakes. Most people learn from their mistakes - if cheebahut was capable he'd be the wisest loser around.

There's no meds for any of that, you're right.

... Fine, 33 valiums.

Like you said, his problem isn’t that he’s not taking the proper meds, it’s that he’s a TMI-sharing lazy piece of shit.
It’s also just clearly Chibi trying to shift blame of his own fuckups for the sake of asspats on Twitter/his enabler squad on his Discord server while having no intention of actually going through with his medication lie.

Just waiting at this point until he’ll
A: Get so assblasted from one too many truths/failures that he’ll suicide-bait and take another ‘hiatus’ from social media except not really.
B: Complain about lack of money and needing it right now while refusing to withhold from the next impulsive blowing on his career/hobby for 2 weeks tops, or
C: Continue to embarras himself on Twitter with his simp attempts or passing off anything effort-related to his goon-hotline on Discord.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

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I have to keep reminding myself that this is actually a full grown adult sperging like little girl over a smash bros fighter.
Just embarrassing...

 

[Oliver Onions]

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I want this clip played at the end of every anti-bullying seminar in schools. It's important children are given both sides of the story and can make informed decisions.

EARLY. AND. OFTEN.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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>The soy is strong with this one

 

[Jack Awful]

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This is worse than the couch incident.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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You can put audio of this clip over this and nothing is going to change.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

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This is what a lifetime of drinking fluoride filled tap water does to a man.

 

[ForgedBlades]

90% of that video is an act. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

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I have to keep reminding myself that this is actually a full grown adult sperging like little girl over a smash bros fighter.
Just embarrassing...

I want this clip played at the end of every anti-bullying seminar in schools. It's important children are given both sides of the story and can make informed decisions.

EARLY. AND. OFTEN.

>The soy is strong with this one

This is worse than the couch incident.

This is what medication can't fix. It can't fix cringe. Perhaps most importantly, or more accurately, it can't fix other people's perception of Chibi. This is why medication is absolutely useless for him, unless it is some form of sedative that makes him chill the fuck out a bit, but even then he will likely deliver the same obnoxious, childish, cringy lines but in a more sullen way.

Chibi taking medication to get "better" is like changing the tires on your car so that the speed limit goes down on the highway. It's like fixing a leaky faucet in a Michigan restroom to stop water shortages in Nigeria. The desired outcome and the method being used to achieve it are completely unrelated. There isn't a pill that will make society more accepting/have lower standards for what is considered to be socially acceptable behavior. It simply doesn't exist.

Chibi should unironically just do recreational drugs, because that would at least let him cope with his situation by offering at least some method of escapism. Yes, he already has his Discord and Twitter asspat army as a means of avoiding facing reality, but it's clear that these hugboxes are only making Chibi worse. Maybe some solitary escapism that doesn't stroke his ego will help him cope better.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Chibi should unironically just do recreational drugs, because that would at least let him cope with his situation by offering at least some method of escapism. Yes, he already has his Discord and Twitter asspat army as a means of avoiding facing reality, but it's clear that these hugboxes are only making Chibi worse. Maybe some solitary escapism that doesn't stroke his ego will help him cope better.

Normally I'd oppose this suggestion because I find stoners insufferable, but if he was baked all the time it might keep him off the internet so we at least wouldn't have to watch him be a worthless drain on society any more.

Although let's be honest, you know he'd be the type to take one draw on a joint then immediately start acting out Reefer Madness skits and claiming he's suffering from extreme paranoia now that he's addicted to the Devil's lettuce.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Normally I'd oppose this suggestion because I find stoners insufferable, but if he was baked all the time it might keep him off the internet so we at least wouldn't have to watch him be a worthless drain on society any more.

Although let's be honest, you know he'd be the type to take one draw on a joint then immediately start acting out Reefer Madness skits and claiming he's suffering from extreme paranoia now that he's addicted to the Devil's lettuce.

On the one hand, you're probably right and I've accidentally posted some nonsense without realizing it. A retard doing drugs will still just be a retard on drugs, it'll probably manifest in some retarded way.

On the other hand, just about anything is better than relying on his various hugboxes as an escape from the internet bullies (which are actually just [mostly] regular people enforcing regular social standards).

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

I’m only gonna post in this thread/site once since I’ve never understood the obsession some of you guys have with this dude. He’s honestly a nice guy, just a little awkward. He’s clearly not as bad or entertaining as other lolcows you all obsess with on this site. Seeing others on here also get angry/high and mighty over “weens” commenting on his Twitter is just sad when you guys have a whole dedicated thread to him. At least those “weens” aren’t cowards who constantly talk shit about him behind his back on some forum like a faggot high schooler, they do it to his face. It’s just super hypocritical and cringe is all. You’re all super autistic and probably have worse lives than Chibi lmfao. The dude never deserved this kind of attention from a bunch of beta virgins.

Is that you chibi?