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When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack being impressed at Krogers having cheeses makes me think how his brain would explode if he went to a European cheese shop.
You easily could fill a Krogers sized cheese counter with cheeses only from France and nobody would even blink an eye. But then you still have all the other cheeses from Swiss, Greece, Germany, Italy and so on and so forth.
Charles de Gaulle once even made a joke about it: Comment voulez-vous gouverner un pays qui a deux cent quarante-six variétés de fromage? (How can you govern a country that has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?)
 
I still have the video locally somewhere. The lip sync got a little wonky on it for some reason. Sorry if I pissed off the mods, it wasn’t my intention.
 
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What’s the deal with Senior sounding on almost the same level as a cancer smoking robot esophagus stick person these last couple of years? I would have thought he would sound like shit moving from CA to TN and developing new pollen allergies (that was about 6 years ago now), or maybe recent new pollen allergies, but I would be interested in hearing what you all think? Are his lungs collapsing or is his throat consistently scratchy from all the cocks he has been deepthroating?
 
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What’s the deal with Senior sounding on almost the same level as a cancer smoking robot esophagus stick person these last couple of years? I would have thought he would sound like shit moving from CA to TN and developing new pollen allergies (that was about 6 years ago now), or maybe recent new pollen allergies, but I would be interested in hearing what you all think? Are his lungs collapsing or is his throat consistently scratchy from all the cocks he has been deepthroating?
All of the smoke he wants blown up his ass is getting to him.
 
get you sauce!

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$23 bucks for shipping for the five pack. Over $62 including sales tax. $12.45 a bottle all in. For fucking generic BBQ sauce with a private label slapped on it. Even the really expensive, small batch, niche BBQ sauces typically never run more than $7. I just checked, and the most expensive bbq sauce at the Whole Foods is $8.49. Jack's crap is almost 50% more expensive than Whole Paycheck.

His pricing is absolutely insane. No one is going to buy this. Maybe people like Bennie Sears will spend their tugboat tard bucks on it, but that isn't exactly moving things in any appreciable volume.
 
$23 bucks for shipping for the five pack. Over $62 including sales tax. $12.45 a bottle all in. For fucking generic BBQ sauce with a private label slapped on it. Even the really expensive, small batch, niche BBQ sauces typically never run more than $7. I just checked, and the most expensive bbq sauce at the Whole Foods is $8.49. Jack's crap is almost 50% more expensive than Whole Paycheck.

His pricing is absolutely insane. No one is going to buy this. Maybe people like Bennie Sears will spend their tugboat tard bucks on it, but that isn't exactly moving things in any appreciable volume.

I do not know if he even would ship internationally e.g Europe, but if he does, his shipping cost is cheaper for international shipping than the USPS.
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I'm to the point where this photo says more than I could so I'm just going to keep posting it. lmao this ugly, flabby tub of gay shit smears and santorum. I am of course talking to you, Jack Scalfani Jr!
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I'm glad we'll still have this utter mongoloid to make fun of when Jack kicks off.
 
Seeing as we’re back on the topic of amputation, I decided to contact a surgeon that has performed multiple amputations and a person with a background in physiotherapy and physical rehabilitation.

Here is a written response I received:

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That said, Jack’s existing conditions—his diabetes, what we can assume is hypertension—put him at greater risk for more severe complications. Therefore, going through with amputating a limb would only be considered if his doctors determined it paramount to him living a long, healthier life. First and foremost, they would want to make sure they had exhausted every possible way to palliate the limb before considering its removal. Jack isn’t a healthy person, and his body’s ability to heal itself is, at best, poor. Many doctors might consider the dangly dead arm to be what’s best for him, especially if it poses no immediate threat to his overall health or greatly increases his risk of dying.

From a physio standpoint, which this thread discussed previously, Jack should have been wearing a sling years ago. For instance, a sling would immediately help with his balance—something with which he already struggles.

But with all this said, Jack has bodily autonomy related to his medical care, and considering how stubborn Jack has been toward even the most benign forms of therapy and treatment, does anyone honestly believe he’d let them take his arm?

Always remember, folks: “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of the cure.”
>written response I received
>5 letters in sms format
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But seriously there's something so endearing about what we all suspected/hoped for being put so bluntly yet succinctly. Maybe this holiday season there'll be a new Christmas jingle: Jack's Arm Roasting on an Open Fire 🎶
 
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I have the strange feeling that Cali Pod jr. will end up as a cheap version of Lowtax, a wife abusing, pill popping loser re.tard who can't even afford a FN Five-seveN to properly an hero himself.
Depends on how much mommy wife Tammy Jr. winds up pulling in as her career progresses. If it's his own 7-11 money, he's sticking with Hi-Point.
 
Depends on how much mommy wife Tammy Jr. winds up pulling in as her career progresses. If it's his own 7-11 money, he's sticking with Hi-Point.
It's not looking good right now. Based on Glassdoor, she's making around $15 an hour. That's essentially minimum wage in this job market. Junior's 7/11 money can't be much better. If she doesn't finish college or drops out of the workforce to become a baby factory, they're financially fucked.
 
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Just posting another stupid shop I made a while back before discovering this thread.

EDIT: Looking back on this image. Holy shit his arm has gotten so much worse. It almost looks normal here compared to recent videos and pictures of his.
 
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