Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[EyelessMC]

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Reminder that PPP prided himself on being Christian. He admitted to being flawed but beneath the profanity and booze and gamer words he was, by his own profession, always authentically Christian.
I'm annoyed that for all that's been said to him on this no one has called him out as being a phony. I guess it'd be too obvious. Like calling him fat.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Reminder that PPP prided himself on being Christian. He admitted to being flawed but beneath the profanity and booze and gamer words he was, by his own profession, always authentically Christian.
I'm annoyed that for all that's been said to him on this no one has called him out as being a phony. I guess it'd be too obvious. Like calling him fat.

I’m more appalled that both him and Surfer think Landshark is a good beer to drink.

 

[A Spooky Ghost]

I just watched Gahoole's "E-girl menace" and I need to know how much of the ending interview was true? Was she actually apart of those nazi discords

 

[Absurdity]

He's punishing the Farms for abandoning him, it's the only reason.

 

[Crystal Golem]

He's punishing the Farms for abandoning him, it's the only reason.

He's throwing a tantrum cause he caught a little criticism. It was PPP who abandoned the kino.

 

[Everybody]

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How long before Ashton cleans it up?

At the time this post was made he had 59 likes and 413 dislikes.

 

[John Michael Copely]

PPP is gone forever. The destruction and fallout from the Gahhole video was the death blow. RIP godwinson. RIP PPP

 

[JCDenthog]

The era of kino is over. Long live the era of ayy-lawging.

 

[Tom Myers]

The era of kino is over. Long live the era of ayy-lawging.

Is PPP going to morph from Gunt Capo to fellow Lowcow?

 

[Jack Awful]

Reminder that PPP prided himself on being Christian. He admitted to being flawed but beneath the profanity and booze and gamer words he was, by his own profession, always authentically Christian.
I'm annoyed that for all that's been said to him on this no one has called him out as being a phony. I guess it'd be too obvious. Like calling him fat.

People get too into the kayfabe and they'd rather yell "KINO!" and "FELTED!" over and over than mock PPP for his obvious flaws because mocking PPP would destroy their larping community. Now they're shocked that PPP turned out to be a fat degenerate weirdo and are making the same points that have been made for years, but they ignored for the kayfabe.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Alright lets start this Ayy-lawging era off with a bang. Once you've gone through more than just the surface level of Godwinson videos you realise Gahoole was right and he's just shotgun spamming the same talking points over and over even across different lolcows. There's no unique analysis and many of his videos are functionally the same despite being about different people.

If a Godwinson video was a KF thread it would be a tiny stub of and OP followed by five pages of people resonding "where's the funny?"

 

[American Bullfrog]

Alright lets start this Ayy-lawging era off with a bang. Once you've gone through more than just the surface level of Godwinson videos you realise Gahoole was right and he's just shotgun spamming the same talking points over and over even across different lolcows. There's no unique analysis and many of his videos are functionally the same despite being about different people.

If a Godwinson video was a KF thread it would be a tiny stub of and OP followed by five pages of people resonding "where's the funny?"

If Gahoole was a KF thread, he would be this one. Constantly coping, shifting allegiances, and being “ironically” bad.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Thank God !!!

Twitter

 

[bussarin555]

any background on this squire stuff? did he just randomly start with this? i've been watching less because the kino is slowing

 

[Crystal Golem]

If Gahoole was a KF thread, he would be this one. Constantly coping, shifting allegiances, and being “ironically” bad.

Honestly that sounds more like PPP.

 

[American Bullfrog]

Honestly that sounds more like PPP.

I wasn’t aware there was a difference.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I wasn’t aware there was a difference.

PPP is the gay, 400lb humiliation fetishist and Gahoole is the weepy, balding Ogre Kang who can't stop felting PPP.

 

[The Biggest Meme]

any background on this squire stuff? did he just randomly start with this? i've been watching less because the kino is slowing

On Surfer's last embrace the gunt, Surfer mentioned that Squire, Perspicacity, PPP and Godwinson used to hang out in discord calls.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Someone commented on one of the Squire vids that this is like when Coke intentionally made new coke taste bad so that people would realize how much they loved the original recipe.

Now PPP can go back to doing lame videos on picked over subjects but because it's better than the humor black hole that is Squire the SimPPPs will call it kino. However I've turned a corner on this and realized that PPP is Ayy-lawging his own fans by training them in the manner of Pavlov to dogs or E3 to soyboys.

PPP will transcend his current form by having his simPPPs endlessly embarrass themselves for his pleasure and benefit. To put it another way like PPP became the bully to escape his own bullying in school he will become his new bully(Snacks) and make his fans into the bullied party to keep the criticism and hate on them rather than on himself.

From PPP's complete fabrication of the beef with Ralph to his religious delusions to his inability to take any criticism either towards himself, Godwinson or his e-girl dominatrixes it is clear that the boy has a massive persecution complex.

 

[Miguel Serrano]

Damage control under the faux guise of a poll.