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I'm still amazed that they severed ties with their coffee roaster because some fucking random furry on twitter got his panties in a bunch.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Good, the more friends they lose and the more enemies they make, the better. And a group of what were probably relatively liberal Christians willing to deal with troons at all has learned what utter garbage they are, and never to do business with scum like this again.
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Our ranchers must be hard at work, as there is not much new with them that they’re willing to publicly divulge. I suspect this trend will continue since it seems to have been this way since Bonnie’s break out. No matter, we will just go over shit from yesterday that I didn’t cover, either because I didn’t catch it or it was posted later.
After sharing nice, wholesome dogs and cats tweets, Penny decided that between charming his followers with the cute dogs and cats of the tranch and Ash Coyote’s constant charity streams, the amount of griftbux being pulled in just wouldn’t do. But he had a tried and true foolproof way that would do, and that he did. It was time to bring in the big guns. [A]
Well, to be exact, it was an SN 5.7. The only reason I post it again is because he clarified the name for us non-gunspergs. [A]
A couple minutes later, the he (i assume it was him, at least) transitioned back into posting normal ranch life content. Such as Appa, being a dog and rolling in filth, as dogs do. [A]
He then stepped outside to snap a photo of the bare and barren mountains looming in the distance. [A]
Hours later, Kevin shared photos of a cat trying to get inside a box [A]
And today he shared this lovely image of it with Penny. And his stuffed animals in the background. [A]
After sharing nice, wholesome dogs and cats tweets, Penny decided that between charming his followers with the cute dogs and cats of the tranch and Ash Coyote’s constant charity streams, the amount of griftbux being pulled in just wouldn’t do. But he had a tried and true foolproof way that would do, and that he did. It was time to bring in the big guns. [A]
Well, to be exact, it was an SN 5.7. The only reason I post it again is because he clarified the name for us non-gunspergs. [A]
A couple minutes later, the he (i assume it was him, at least) transitioned back into posting normal ranch life content. Such as Appa, being a dog and rolling in filth, as dogs do. [A]
He then stepped outside to snap a photo of the bare and barren mountains looming in the distance. [A]
Hours later, Kevin shared photos of a cat trying to get inside a box [A]
And today he shared this lovely image of it with Penny. And his stuffed animals in the background. [A]
Oh, and the tranch posted an alpaca pic yesterday and Josie posted another scenery pic earlier today. 
Um….
Now here’s the full images for the tweets
Um….
Now here’s the full images for the tweets
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Does this motherfucking tranny have an FN FiveseveN? I’m genuinely disappointed in myself that troons are better armed than I am. I guess I only have myself to blame for not being able to afford a fancy European semiauto with “armor piercing” capabilities
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How old is Penny?
He's starting to give off genuine old person vibes.
Like if someone said he was 60, I could believe it.
He's starting to give off genuine old person vibes.
Like if someone said he was 60, I could believe it.
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He's in his early forties. Troons age like milk in the sun.
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How have none of them shot eachother?
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Their gun situation's been extensively covered in both this and Kev's thread. Yes, Phil has an FN Five-seveN, Fat Paul Mendoza has a Ruger 57 on which he painted a tranny flag and a Ruger Precision .300 WM which he named after some annie may jailbait, and no, neither of them can shoot for shit despite Phil being a former CavScout.Does this motherfucking tranny have an FN FiveseveN? I’m genuinely disappointed in myself that troons are better armed than I am. I guess I only have myself to blame for not being able to afford a fancy European semiauto with “armor piercing” capabilities
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Phil really living up to (or down to) the Cav Scouts are gay stereotype.
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Phil uselessly unloading and reloading the gun scares/bothers me.
A) Some LE, military, and EDC users DO unload and reload occasionally but it's to use a different magazine to reduce wear on the magazine spring (unload the mag to let the spring rest and load a different mag).
B) that rack, rack, rack nonsense to "prove it's empty" is not the correct way. He should lock the slide back and visually and tactility (pinky finger in the chamber) check that the chamber is clear. If the extractor fails Phil's wanna be John Wick move leaves the chamber loaded and allows a round to be double-fed right into the primer of the round idiot left in the chamber. Plus a locked back slide makes the reload quick and easy with no need to rack again.
C) It doesn't appear Phil +1s lol. Guess it gets holstered with merely the magazine capacity.
I don't care to know about the silly FN enough to have criticism beyond this basic applies to most handguns stuff.
A) Some LE, military, and EDC users DO unload and reload occasionally but it's to use a different magazine to reduce wear on the magazine spring (unload the mag to let the spring rest and load a different mag).
B) that rack, rack, rack nonsense to "prove it's empty" is not the correct way. He should lock the slide back and visually and tactility (pinky finger in the chamber) check that the chamber is clear. If the extractor fails Phil's wanna be John Wick move leaves the chamber loaded and allows a round to be double-fed right into the primer of the round idiot left in the chamber. Plus a locked back slide makes the reload quick and easy with no need to rack again.
C) It doesn't appear Phil +1s lol. Guess it gets holstered with merely the magazine capacity.
I don't care to know about the silly FN enough to have criticism beyond this basic applies to most handguns stuff.
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That is a fine lookin’ cat though.
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ATTENTION! Proof of Earl’s existence revealed! The Tranch’s high tech camera security system, courtesy of a bunch of Twitter suckers, managed to capture the following image. Be on the look out! He kills alpacas, tries to shoot dogs with a drone, and roams the property at night!
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I'm shivering! Who could this person really be?
5.7×28mm is a slightly necked out, shortened 5.56×45mm cartridge designed for the FN P90, a PDW. Its primary purpose was to pierce body armour. It's a high speed low mass projectile that really isn't suitable for EDC or ranch use, the official CIP datasheet specifies 380 foot-pounds when fired from a typical, 263mm long (military/LE) P90 barrel. And in a normal market it's much more expensive than 9×19mm or .45 ACP.
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I'm pretty sure there would be a big 'E' on his cap.
How else would you know it was Earl terrorising these poor ladies every night????
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Bold of you to assume they haven't.
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So THAT is what kevins emergency bills are for!
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:late: The "automatic knife" is the sperg term for a switch blade as the Director said. They are varying legality; I lived in a state where they were legal to own as long as you were over 21 but buying them was fucky (I forget the reason; shops couldn't just carry them), I lived in a state where they were legal to own and transport but not to carry (i.e. home defense), one where there was weird grandfather rules and if you were a resident you weren't allowed to get one from out of state, and one where just having them is a crime.
Colorado is fairly permissive.
When you do a charity stream you are allowed to write off a 'reasonable hourly wage' on your taxes.
just in case someone is wondering what's it it for the tranny.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
Sky getting cucked the minute his prison-gay catamite finds real pussy. Classic.
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Throw top hats me but I'm legit pissed that this asshole has a $1200 handgun from neet bux and ebegging handouts.
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There's a Britbong, tranny loving, doctor that might be about to get struck off in the UK and need to look for a new gig.
Why did you cut that off at the ampersand? That's Binger quality evidence. Paul's mum is there too.
Honestly, their land is so shit it's about as useful as the average suburban back yard. It grows maybe enough to feed one cow. How long can a bunch of troon ssurvive on cheese and yoghurt?
It looks like Paul's gone. Apparently he's been brooding for something that Sky said for over two months. Would that be "get that crazy bitch out of here" I hope this doesn't bring an end to the fun. It could be a bitter divorce. The Tranch is a money pit, and I've no idea who's name is on the mortgage. Could they all piss off and leave Paul's mum to clean the mess up? I seem to remember that the tractor was in his name, so watch out for that vanishing.
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Of course according to Boner it's Sky that made a mistake and not Boner for bringing crazy BPD pussy to the tranch and starting to larp multiple personalities. How awful for Sky to put his foot down and call her out! What a narcissistic abusive cunt Paul is.