Is the Conspiracy Chart secretly based? - (Top Right Corner)

[Gender: Xenomorph]

 

[Seth MacFarlane]

The layers of irony are too deep to comprehend.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

I simultaneously believe in every conspiracy. Even if they're blatantly contradictory to one another.

 

[Red Hood]

Are they saying George Soros isn't real?

 

[Haffhart]

doesn't matter, the outcome is the same:

>2035
>own nothing
>barely passed re-integration & spared de-servicing after the great reset
>assigned job at community bloc cafeteria
>wake up in freezing pod feeling groggy from monthly booster shot
>heating reduced due to ongoing climate emergency
>put on standard citizen garments & cafeteria uniform
>head to cafeteria & consume bug bar, soicaf before another 12 hour shift
>mess up a few orders
>couple boomers leave negative ratings
>social credit score dips again
>will never get better assignment at this rate
>leave cafeteria exhausted and disheartened
>ask minder implant AI for ways to boost social credit score
>it suggests volunteering for the global health services medical surrogacy program
>despite availability of anti-aging therapies, elders still often need new organs
>would gestate engineered embryos to grow various organs in batches
>reluctantly agree
>given rare morning off work for wellness center appointment
>printed neouterus & several embryos implanted in abdominal cavity
>supplements bundled in rations
>belly gradually swells as months pass
>people begin to stare and joke
>somewhat stretchy citizen garments become increasingly tight
>endure rubs & pats from insistent podmates
>teasing only worsens when navel pops out
>getting awfully sore durring long shifts
>crick back after giving boomer his wormdog combo
>"what's the matter? too many livers in the oven?" he quips with a smug grin
>"at least some of you lazy millennials finally made yourselves useful!" he says, proudly patting over his heart
>grimace & smile, nodding along for fear of more negative ratings
>getting fed up with medical surrogacy
>recieve notification from minder AI
>organ extraction has been delayed again
>two more weeks..

obligatory doompost

 

[Cow Poly]

On the chart… waaay above “detached from reality” in the upper right corner it says “Holocaust” … not secretly based, just based.

 

[snailslime]

no

 

[melty]

Are they saying George Soros isn't real?

Have you ever seen him?

 

[Lemmingwise]

lol it's a good shop.

Here is the original.



It's not the holocaust that's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy that there are holocaust deniers.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I don't know why Deep State is at the very top. Unelected officials who act as gatekeepers for who are allowed to join and have the ability to speed up or slow down processes through bureaucracy. Not that far fetched of an idea.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Holocaust isn't in things that actually happened so it is based

 

[Red Hood]

Have you ever seen him?

You make a cogent point.

 

[Allanon]

This isn't a conspiracy theory chart, this is a leftist describing right wing beliefs in increasing extremity. The two charts appear to be different enough I'd believe that they're both from the same person, just updated, but the 'original' is so much more condescending with its 'get help' and so much more geared toward only Democrat-accepted conspiracies that I can believe the one from the OP was 4chan masquerading as a more centrist chart.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I don't know why Deep State is at the very stop. Unelected officials who act as gatekeepers for who are allowed to join and have the ability to speed up or slow down processes through bureaucracy. Not that far fetched of an idea.

The whole chart is there to poison the well. You can prove the existance of deep state just using public media sources.

Also foreskin moisterizer:

Today in really, really weird beauty news: Oprah's favourite moisturizer is made from human foreskins

Ingredients in skincare products are becoming increasingly inventive and unusual—so much so that many people may actually have no idea what is in the

fashionmagazine.com

Elders of zion is a fake document that kinda tells the truth.

Obama's birth certificate is the fakest thing ever if you looked at it and downloaded it, or watched arpeggio's breakdown, I think this one is a massive flex to show their propaganda power. It's easy to disprove yet everyone believes it.

White genocide meets the definition for genocide that was used at the nuremberg trials.

Cultural Marxism is provable simply by looking at the soviet money trail into hollywood (as much every year for decades as a presidential campaign costs, and those are done only once in 4 years).

Most of the others are almost certainly fake. Some reasonable doubt for these, some depending on how you define terms:

pizzagate
moonlanding
9/11
satanic ritual abuse
holocaust
sandy hook
soyboys
covid made in a lab

The fact that about half of them are probably true (above the purple line, yet none in the category of "leaving reality") suggests that it's an intentional well poisoning by someone who knows that there are a number of these true or very plausible.

 

[melty]

Here is the Instagram post from the woman that made it.

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A lot of the comments rip her apart. Maybe the normies are alright.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Btw, she works for media matters, which is run by david brock, who is james alefantis' gay ex. The office space they use was given by podesta. For those who don't know both alefantis and podesta were at the center of the pizzagate. Podesta was Clinton's campaign manager for presidential election.

Media matters has gone on record on CNN to say that Soros funding is less than 10% of their received funds. They also hired internet trolls and in general are more of a propaganda outfit than either CNN or FOX.

 

[gurutu]

How is "soyboys" supposed to be a conspiracy theory? Are they just hallucinations or what?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[Picnic_Boy]

According to Abbie Richards, it's criminally insane to believe George Soros uses his vast wealth to influence policy. Aliens, though, that's reasonable.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

lol it's a good shop.

Here is the original.

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It's not the holocaust that's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy that there are holocaust deniers.

Pass it around to replace the original