Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I guess nothing should be put passed Russ here but its just so easily disprovable. You could at least lie to yourself about looks or something

He doesn't know that. His experience is very limited, so he doesn't understand how much work there is in a bachelors vs an associates. He's also an idiot (God's favorite, according to reliable sources). Don't try and make sense of it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He doesn't know that. His experience is very limited, so he doesn't understand how much work there is in a bachelors vs an associates. He's also an idiot (God's favorite, according to reliable sources). Don't try and make sense of it.

It hurts my head

 

[JustSomeDong]

It hurts my head

Oh god. The trauma lumps! They're contagious!

 

[AnOminous]

No wonder it took you 5 years to get your associates

He literally thinks taking five years to achieve a two year degree doesn't prove him to be at the absolute bottom bitch level of all academic pursuits. Even a high school graduate who immediately got a job, or got a two year (in two years or less) and then just immediately got a real job in that field, is way better than Russ.

Russ is in retard-land. Anyone seeing that on a resume knows they have a charity case on their hands, although the more likely result is into the trash it goes.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He literally thinks taking five years to achieve a two year degree doesn't prove him to be at the absolute bottom bitch level of all academic pursuits. Even a high school graduate who immediately got a job, or got a two year (in two years or less) and then just immediately got a real job in that field, is way better than Russ.

Russ is in retard-land. Anyone seeing that on a resume knows they have a charity case on their hands, although the more likely result is into the trash it goes.

I mean, didn't he work as a janitor after graduating from his 5 year associates degree?

 

[JustSomeDong]

A shame he's not as personable as the late, great Chris Farley.

 

[Fwiffo]

Yeah, I invested some time last night into reading back through it. It was spring/summer of 2020 if anyone else wants to go back.

From what I gathered from the (very brief) refresher, the timeline went

1. Russ has a hearing and it appears that a deal is in place (I think).
2. Erika objects. Erika's lawyer wants Erika to give a statement and some other things introduced.
3. Erika's lawyer convinces judge to order psych eval, fails to convince judge to order psychosexual eval (that's stayed).
4. Something happens.
5. Starts to look a like a trial might happen after all.
6. Russ's long-suffering lawyer "looks like his patience was recently tried" and accepts worse deal (with criminal record) as Russ seethes in the corner.

So we thought that it was the psych eval that made Russ suddenly decide to reject the deal and insist on a trial. It seemed his lawyer talked him out of a trial, but not in time to take the original deal. So Russ got an objectively worse deal. This was the consensus of the thread, but I don't think it was ever verified.

IF it wasn't the psych eval, then something else happened. Maybe the prosecutor was sufficiently disturbed by some evidence that Erika's lawyer introduced to cancel the deal. Erika's lawyer did explicitly bring up the, 'Why I'm Making it Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get in Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only $500' manifesto. Maybe that did it. That would track with Russ's later claim that it was because he was "trying to legalize brothels," when the reality wasn't the brothels per se, but rather the unbelievably creepy way Russ talked about them that did it.

Also remember that Russ said he fought with his attorney, likely to have a trial. When the no-criminal-record deal went away, it would make sense for him to think he should go for broke and demand a trial to exonerate him. (Well, sense to Russ at least, who still doesn't think he did anything wrong.) He wouldn't see himself as having anything to lose at that point. Unfortunately for us, he had a competent attorney who absolutely would not let him do this, because even I can see it would be a profoundly bad idea.

It looks like we might've been wrong, but I'm okay with that because frankly, he should have gone to jail for that fucking pamphlet alone. I need a shower just thinking about it, lol. And I love that much like his fumbled plea deal, it's objectively worse that he got done for being an unrepentant creep rather than for being too stubborn to have a psych eval done.

Architect of his own misfortune, as always.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Truly a lolcow hallmark

I discovered the Holocaust script myself a few weeks ago. You're in for a treat. It has matchmaking, dance parties, and torture, sometimes in the same scene.

Some choice quotes (caps in the original):
"They're going to burn the camp down! Cool!"
"LAUGHS IN GERMAN"
"Radio playfully acts out a gun fight between the Jews and the Germans. He makes the BATTLE SOUNDS."
"Paul hovers over Selma and kneels down, touching her wooingly."
"Selma slaps the Jew that smells her."

oh please, oh please, tell me those quotes are real.

 

[Clovis]

Wait, women DON'T like being hit on through their work accounts? WTF else would Mr lives in a shitty apartment, need to contact a female in a landscaping company?
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Well...should be easy for her to get that removed.
Typical Russ, bringing up professionalism when he's the one bitching about a woman on her work account after his wooing words failed, yet again.
What was everyone just saying about him being stupid?...

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

"Selma slaps the Jew that smells her."

Are you fucking kidding me???

See, reading anything which is "authored" by Russ is certain to result almost fatal disgust and rage, so I am not familiar with his shit fiction. If, by some miracle, there is anyone in this world who actually cares about this ASSHOLE, they should stage an intervention wherein they are brutally frank and virtually shove the truth down his gaping cereal hole. Someone needs to try to put a stop to this shit.

I can see it now, though. He will never change. And if anyone ever cared enough to try to show him what an asshole he is, he would just say, "Well, I am sorry that you hate the disabled."

 

[DrJonesHat]

I can see it now, though. He will never change. And if anyone ever cared enough to try to show him what an asshole he is, he would just say, "Well, I am sorry that you hate the disabled."

That's absolutely what he'd say. Erika told him why she didn't want to talk to him anymore and he immediately fell back to "you must hate the disabled." She didn't want to talk to him because he kept hitting on her when she was clear from the start she just wanted to be friends. Having her boyfriend tell him to fuck off just made things worse, because Russ immediately decided that Erika wanted to be with him(Russ) and Chad(seriously, that's the bf's name) was keeping them apart.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Are you fucking kidding me???

See, reading anything which is "authored" by Russ is certain to result almost fatal disgust and rage, so I am not familiar with his shit fiction. If, by some miracle, there is anyone in this world who actually cares about this ASSHOLE, they should stage an intervention wherein they are brutally frank and virtually shove the truth down his gaping cereal hole. Someone needs to try to put a stop to this shit.

I can see it now, though. He will never change. And if anyone ever cared enough to try to show him what an asshole he is, he would just say, "Well, I am sorry that you hate the disabled."

This isn't even the most tone-deaf part of the play, calm down dude.

 

[Russketeer]

Wait, women DON'T like being hit on through their work accounts? WTF else would Mr lives in a shitty apartment, need to contact a female in a landscaping company?
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This time I can't figure out wtf Pipsqueak is doing. The Desert Inn address on Yelp doesn't match the current Cameron address of the business. Either location puts the business within bus/walking route of the hovel.

Does he just wander around bothering people and businesses at random? Did he encounter a toothy lady with a Addison hat/workshirt in the wild? Does he think a landscape company would give a fuck about his sex- pervert PAC?

I have a feeling Russ is about to become the classic "stuck in Vegas" trope. Moved here for a dream. Dream fails but can't afford to go anywhere else. I imagine his lease comes up in December/January and he will renew even if it's higher (very likely) not out of the sheer optimism of last year but out of flat out being out of options. Those people hate it here and tend to stick around for ages and ages.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

This isn't even the most tone-deaf part of the play, calm down dude.

For some reason, my favorite parts are a tie between the Nazis arranging a fun little dance for Jewish inmates (and the hero fucking the love interest right after) and the part where Einstein tells the hero to get through the pain by fantasizing about steak with a side of buttery potatoes. Butter. And steak. Together.

Also just the fact that he tried to make the Holocaust film a rom-com. Maybe he thought he could get away with it because of La Vita es Bella. But that movie was controversial even in the 90's and not even that film had the literal meet cute in the actual fucking camp.

 

[Constellationzero]

He literally thinks taking five years to achieve a two year degree doesn't prove him to be at the absolute bottom bitch level of all academic pursuits. Even a high school graduate who immediately got a job, or got a two year (in two years or less) and then just immediately got a real job in that field, is way better than Russ.

Russ is in retard-land. Anyone seeing that on a resume knows they have a charity case on their hands, although the more likely result is into the trash it goes.

My district has dual enrollment options. I've taught Social Studies classes with juniors and seniors on track to graduate with a diploma and an AA. They can then go straight to 4 year college or a university as junior status.

Russ, on the other hand, would STILL be required to take <100 division core classes, take academic success (or whatever the individual schools call it) JUST to get his bottom bitch freshman status up to speed.

They literally have the certificate track for paralegals at my local CC. They may have an AAS for it, but I think that depends on what CCs and colleges offer. But this jackass dead ass took FIVE YEARS to earn a 12 week certificate.
AKAIK, anyone getting the AAS is doing it because they are going into pre-law, will take the LSAT, then Law School. Otherwise--certificate.

 

[DrJonesHat]

My district has dual enrollment options. I've taught Social Studies classes with juniors and seniors on track to graduate with a diploma and an AA. They can then go straight to 4 year college or a university as junior status.

Russ, on the other hand, would STILL be required to take <100 division core classes, take academic success (or whatever the individual schools call it) JUST to get his bottom bitch freshman status up to speed.

They literally have the certificate track for paralegals at my local CC. They may have an AAS for it, but I think that depends on what CCs and colleges offer. But this jackass dead ass took FIVE YEARS to earn a 12 week certificate.
AKAIK, anyone getting the AAS is doing it because they are going into pre-law, will take the LSAT, then Law School. Otherwise--certificate.

Since it appears he doesn't grasp the difference between levels of degrees, I think he thought an AAS was all he needed to be a legal genius. He even tried to represent someone in his brothel lawsuit, so I'm not actually sure he understands you have to go law school and pass the bar exam to be a lawyer before you can represent clients in court.

 

[moocow]

Entry of appearance filed by Russell G. Greer in his appeal against Null

I know this is petty, but I thought something looked off about the FedEx label shown on the last page of this PDF (because I'm somewhat familiar with Denver) and so I went and checked the courthouse website to make sure. The court's actual address:



vs. what ol' drooly put on the label:



He fucked up the address. There's no "Strout" Street in Denver. It's Stout Street. Yes, it's probably just a typo ("R" is next to "T" on QWERTY keyboards), but JFC how can you claim to be the "best" compared to real lawyers when you can't even proofread your own god damned mailings and get the address of your weaponized law dispensary right?

ETA: Just noticed his address and looked it up. That's a good location for him. It's very central to several different venues of great interest to him. He's just two miles away from a big cluster of strip clubs. Hilariously, they're nestled in a shitty industrial area less than an eighth of a mile from the Adventuredome ("let's take a quick walk across the street to see some of daddy's new girlfriends, kids!"), and a great place to get robbed if you're not paying attention (or a gourd head). I fucking love Vegas.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I know this is petty, but I thought something looked off about the FedEx label shown on the last page of this PDF (because I'm somewhat familiar with Denver) and so I went and checked the courthouse website to make sure. The court's actual address:

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vs. what ol' drooly put on the label:

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He fucked up the address. There's no "Strout" Street in Denver. It's Stout Street. Yes, it's probably just a typo ("R" is next to "T" on QWERTY keyboards), but JFC how can you claim to be the "best" compared to real lawyers when you can't even proofread your own god damned mailings and get the address of your weaponized law dispensary right?

ETA: Just noticed his address and looked it up. That's a good location for him. It's very central to several different venues of great interest to him. He's just two miles away from a big cluster of strip clubs. Hilariously, they're nestled in a shitty industrial area less than an eighth of a mile from the Adventuredome ("let's take a quick walk across the street to see some of daddy's new girlfriends, kids!"), and a great place to get robbed if you're not paying attention (or a gourd head). I fucking love Vegas.

Even spelled "circuit" wrong.

 

[JektheDumbass]

"Strout Circut" sounds like a Star Wars name.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Even spelled "circuit" wrong.

I know this is petty, but I thought something looked off about the FedEx label shown on the last page of this PDF (because I'm somewhat familiar with Denver) and so I went and checked the courthouse website to make sure. The court's actual address:

View attachment 2748686

vs. what ol' drooly put on the label:

View attachment 2748696

He fucked up the address. There's no "Strout" Street in Denver. It's Stout Street. Yes, it's probably just a typo ("R" is next to "T" on QWERTY keyboards), but JFC how can you claim to be the "best" compared to real lawyers when you can't even proofread your own god damned mailings and get the address of your weaponized law dispensary right?

ETA: Just noticed his address and looked it up. That's a good location for him. It's very central to several different venues of great interest to him. He's just two miles away from a big cluster of strip clubs. Hilariously, they're nestled in a shitty industrial area less than an eighth of a mile from the Adventuredome ("let's take a quick walk across the street to see some of daddy's new girlfriends, kids!"), and a great place to get robbed if you're not paying attention (or a gourd head). I fucking love Vegas.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT RUSS

 

[Pee Cola]

ETA: Just noticed his address and looked it up. That's a good location for him. It's very central to several different venues of great interest to him. He's just two miles away from a big cluster of strip clubs. Hilariously, they're nestled in a shitty industrial area less than an eighth of a mile from the Adventuredome ("let's take a quick walk across the street to see some of daddy's new girlfriends, kids!"), and a great place to get robbed if you're not paying attention (or a gourd head). I fucking love Vegas.

I love how Russhole lives just one block over from a massage place that does outcalls (NSFW link and archive). I'm surprised Russhole hasn't cold called them about A Safer Nevada. I guess we'll just need to keep an eye on Yelp and Google Reviews to see when/if that happens.