DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Oh, so this is where the potato meme came from.

Anyway, what I find interesting here is the context. Phil is, if I'm not mistaken, acting like "letting" Kat enjoy her plate full of potatoes (why do I get the feeling he's exaggerating there?) is some kind of compromise he's making for the sake of his marriage, instead of, oh, I don't know... Something he doesn't have a choice on to begin with? I mean, is he really meaning to imply that if he didn't subscribe to the philosophy, he would be taking the potatoes away from her? Seriously, what else am I to think from him throwing the phrase out there, in this context? A more appropriate example would be if he didn't want to eat so much potatoes, but did it anyway to make her happy. Not what I recommend in a relationship, mind you, because it's dishonest, but that's how "happy wife, happy life" often works, because it's inherently a selfish philosophy, since it only considers one partner.

Damn, pigroach, even when you prove me wrong, you make yourself look like an asshole with (I'm assuming in this case) your lack of understanding of what phrases mean. And that's if my thinking here is correct, it's even worse if you're just such a dickhead that you think that absent of concern for losing maid number two, you should be dictating how much potatoes she eats. Even I'm doubtful of that, though, because you don't have the balls to reach that level of abusive behavior. Not with someone who can do something about it.
So this parasite didn't 'work' today but is going to tomorrow when everyone is with family and feasting?
The best part is that he will not adjust his expectations of views or tips accordingly. Though to be fair, look at his audience, both supportive and not. Not exactly the type you would expect to be busy on Thanksgiving, now are they?
 
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Let it be decreed and let it be law:
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You know what's an easy fix to getting to eat what you want? Fucking cooking it yourself. Scalloped potatoes aren't even that hard to make, literally just cut potatoes, layer them in a casserole dish, and if you are lazy or pressed for time, use a boxed mix for the cheese/crème that you pour over them. Pop them in the oven, 40-60 minutes depending on size, boom you're set.

I really enjoy the part of that little potato rant where he's acting like a sulky baby because his wife is cooking food that she likes rather than asking him every day for dinner what he wants and cooking that. I remember being a broke college student visiting my girlfriend at the time and her saying she wanted to cook me dinner. She made fettuccini alfredo since she was able to afford noodles and the mix kit, and didn't have a whole lot of time to do it. Pasta does nothing for me, and alfredo does even less. I ate, I think two plates and thanked her for spending her time making dinner for us. That's what you do when someone does something for you: you be grateful. You don't go after they've done something for you and complain that they didn't do it exactly to the specifications that YOU wanted, especially in the case of cooking if it's their meal too.

I think that's one of the more insipid things about Phil: how he treats the people he supposedly loves. You know that he wasn't just quietly taking the mashed potatoes. There were passive aggressive comments made about them, and I will put money down on that. Wasn't this around the time he claimed she was watching his streams a lot too? If that were true, he would have been shitting on her indirectly because...well holy shit there's a list here. He's too much of a coward to say what he thinks to her face, he's too inept to take care of his own meals, and he's too selfish to even entertain the thought of making her dinner instead.

rant off
 
And remember how he ranted about those game devs "using his content was illegal." and how they should've "asked him before using his content." It's like fair use doesn't exist in Phil's mind.
It does, he's said a ton of times how wrong it is to claim videos due to music as commentary is added and it's played in a different way than others and therefore original - one of few things I do agree with piggy about is how stupid claims are on YT.

This specific (and all the TIHYDP's before he decided to give up on ranting about them, prob. due to earning some "ironic fans", making him feel relevancy in being bad at games as it promotes him above others in a different way) video was about him being less than good and that's something a narcissist just can't allow due to them being the most important thing ever in regards to whatever they do or say.

Sorry about being late as fuck, got shit to do, like; paying muh bills, my internet bill, my taxes, my....
 
You know what's an easy fix to getting to eat what you want? Fucking cooking it yourself. Scalloped potatoes aren't even that hard to make, literally just cut potatoes, layer them in a casserole dish, and if you are lazy or pressed for time, use a boxed mix for the cheese/crème that you pour over them. Pop them in the oven, 40-60 minutes depending on size, boom you're set.

I really enjoy the part of that little potato rant where he's acting like a sulky baby because his wife is cooking food that she likes rather than asking him every day for dinner what he wants and cooking that. I remember being a broke college student visiting my girlfriend at the time and her saying she wanted to cook me dinner. She made fettuccini alfredo since she was able to afford noodles and the mix kit, and didn't have a whole lot of time to do it. Pasta does nothing for me, and alfredo does even less. I ate, I think two plates and thanked her for spending her time making dinner for us. That's what you do when someone does something for you: you be grateful. You don't go after they've done something for you and complain that they didn't do it exactly to the specifications that YOU wanted, especially in the case of cooking if it's their meal too.

I think that's one of the more insipid things about Phil: how he treats the people he supposedly loves. You know that he wasn't just quietly taking the mashed potatoes. There were passive aggressive comments made about them, and I will put money down on that. Wasn't this around the time he claimed she was watching his streams a lot too? If that were true, he would have been shitting on her indirectly because...well holy shit there's a list here. He's too much of a coward to say what he thinks to her face, he's too inept to take care of his own meals, and he's too selfish to even entertain the thought of making her dinner instead.

rant off
It's just another example of how babied he was his whole life. I bet if he asked Momma Burnell to make his favourite potatoes she would.
 
So this parasite didn't 'work' today but is going to tomorrow when everyone is with family and feasting?
This is actually kinda smart in his situation.
Thanksgiving is a day where people are feeling generous and often share their wealth with the poor.
The majority of his whales are single and lonely, so there is a good possibilty that they will watch his stream.
Pair this with crocodile tears and things Dave is grateful for ("I'm really grateful for all the fans and support over the years but I need your help with tips right now, SNORT!") and a possible 300$ Tips goal and I can see him getting a lot of pity bucks tomorrow.
 
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This is actually kinda smart in his situation.
Thanksgiving is a day where people are feeling generous and often share their wealth with the poor.
The majority of his whales are single and lonely, so there is a good possibilty that they will watch his stream.
Pair this with crocodile tears and things Dave is grateful for ("I'm really grateful for all the fans and support over the years but I need your help with tips right now, SNORT!") and a possible 300$ Tips goal and I can see him getting a lot of pity bucks tomorrow.
I fully expect him to raise the 'goal' because it's a holiday.
 
I've never heard of badbunny are they as bad as dsp, im nit sure thats possible
Oh, she's JUST as bad as DSP. I discovered her via ItsAGundam awhile back and he called her "The female DSP." She talks about money JUST like DSP, she treats her chat like crap, just like Dave, and one of her white knights got all weird and giddy when he touched her arm. This is how I imagined DSP's paypigs at first after giving Phil a part of their SSI checks: getting all happy, because he got acknowledged by some 38 year shut-in.
 

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You know what's an easy fix to getting to eat what you want? Fucking cooking it yourself. Scalloped potatoes aren't even that hard to make, literally just cut potatoes, layer them in a casserole dish, and if you are lazy or pressed for time, use a boxed mix for the cheese/crème that you pour over them. Pop them in the oven, 40-60 minutes depending on size, boom you're set.
I really enjoy the part of that little potato rant where he's acting like a sulky baby because his wife is cooking food that she likes rather than asking him every day for dinner what he wants and cooking that.
I didn't think about this earlier, but now that you bring it to my attention, it is interesting that Kat (as far back as 2019, too) isn't asking Phil about what he wants for dinner. She's just cooking whatever she wants, and he's just eating it whether he likes it or not.

What I find surprising is that Phil, despite presumably having the option, isn't insisting on anything in particular, even though he would clearly like to. This may just lend some credibility to the theory that Kat isn't quite as malleable as it would seem at first glance. Or Phil has become THAT big of a pussy, that even a denthead he lives with can, without even trying to, scare him into refraining from making any requests on dinner.

I would love to know which one of those it is, because if it's the former, that says a lot about how bad it is to live with Phil, that in no time at all, one can be done enough to say "Fuck you, eat what I cook or starve, you lazy fat shit". I mean, what else am I to think? That Kat is so stupid she doesn't know her husband would like other things? I don't know her, but I know the pigroach, and there's no way he refrains from making any kind of remarks about the food. Not even while being such a coward can he hold it in forever.

Not ascribing much to Kat, just that her decision to cook what she wants shows that Phil doesn't hold much power over her, if any. I have to assume that's from figuring out a long time ago that he's a worthless slug.
 
Oh, she's JUST as bad as DSP. I discovered her via ItsAGundam awhile back and he called her "The female DSP." She talks about money JUST like DSP, she treats her chat like crap, just like Dave, and one of her white knights got all weird and giddy when he touched her arm. This is how I imagined DSP's paypigs at first after giving Phil a part of their SSI checks: getting all happy, because he got acknowledged by some 38 year shut-in.
The difference with Nicole is she's honest about it. Her thing is being a femdom cunt, give her money or fuck off. She's almost refreshing compared to your common e-thot manipulating lonely men.
 
Phil doesn't even like mashed potatoes. You just know Kat will be sucking down $82 worth of mashed potatoes with a straw. My god.

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"Hey Phil, been a fan since that dickhead God told that other dickhead Moses that we were worshiping a false idol by donating to your streams. His bank leaks etched on stone tablets don't mean shit. Fuck the haters! Trolls punching the air every night !" - Aaron the Levite Denthead
 
What I find surprising is that Phil, despite presumably having the option, isn't insisting on anything in particular, even though he would clearly like to. This may just lend some credibility to the theory that Kat isn't quite as malleable as it would seem at first glance. Or Phil has become THAT big of a pussy, that even a denthead he lives with can, without even trying to, scare him into refraining from making any requests on dinner.

Phil's that big of a pussy!
He literally won't even look at a scantily clad woman in a videogame anymore. Before he was the biggest pig on youtube when it came to women.

This leads one to believe he is deadly scared of Kat. Either of her dumping him or her beating him to a pulp for looking at other women.
 
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