Super Smash Bros. Melee - for the Nintendo GameCube

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I used to own this game when I was a kid but then this faggot weeb named Mike asked if he could "borrow" my game and then he moved away the next week so I never got my game back. I still have his Resident Evil Zero game tho.
 
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Guy's delusional if he seriously thinks that the old-heads are just gonna accept this and start running "1.03" at tournaments. Although this is the same guy that literally compared Leffen to Hitler.
 
It is all a lie made by Leffen's sock accounts to do totalitarianism.

How many of these $9.99 memory cards did Hax$ sell?
 
Luckily I still have the original copy that I managed to buy from eBay months ago, as well as a modded Memory Card for the GameCube since I did not have the time to be able to unlock all of the characters.

All under the cheap price of $75. It’s some really good stuff.
It nice to have all the real stuff, but with how good Slippi has gotten, playing on a computer for free is amazing.
A good middle ground is always a soft modded Wii. Then you don't have to pay for game discs or special memory cards.
What color is your controller?
 
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Kill yourself, thief.
Mario's so angry he's about to say the fuck word
Never fear, melee haters, for I also own both a real copy AND special memory card.
I only speak from experience and that's why you all hate and fear my smash takes. You'll all get it one day, I promise.
I don't just talk about it, I be about it.
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LOL nice "best seller" logo.
He does describe melee fans perfectly:
That smug attitude about owning a child's game
The fact it's not even from the original release, just ebay'd a copy after his favorite pedophile did a soyface
Thinking his opinions matter at all to anyone making fun of the game or community
The shittier state of the cover art and sticker on the memory card, probably just throws it aside when he's done playing one whole match against cpus
And caused enough of an autistic stink that he is the sole reason the community thread has the [Plagued] tag

Even if he was joking about it, the fact it's about melee just cancels out any humor brought out of it
 
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