Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Pointless Sperg]

This thread has aged poorly.

I *STILL* feel sorry for Chris, because you'd have to be really fucking damaged to fuck Barb, even if she wasn't your mom. That ranks up there with the people who compulsively eat feces.

Assigning personal responsibility to people like Chris is predicated on the idea that all men are created equal and thus are equally responsible, when this is patently untrue.

Of course this also means that Chris should not being given the same rights as a normal human being. Giving him the same rights was like letting a toddler drive a semi truck.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I *STILL* feel sorry for Chris, because you'd have to be really fucking damaged to fuck Barb, even if she wasn't your mom. That ranks up there with the people who compulsively eat feces.

That's on the same level with people who claim that trolling turned him into sex pest. If Barb told him to fuck her 10 years ago he would do it, since for people like him every hole is a goal. Get a grip.

Giving him the same rights was like letting a toddler drive a semi truck.

"Same rights"? I am pretty sure normal people don't get free money each month.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

That's on the same level with people who claim that trolling turned him into sex pest. If Barb told him to fuck her 10 years ago he would do it, since for people like him every hole is a goal. Get a grip.


"Same rights"? I am pretty sure normal people don't get free money each month.

If your mom told you to fuck her would you do it? Probably not, because that's fucking disgusting (hot stepmoms aside, or maybe if your mom was just that hot). That's not some moral victory you have over Chris, that's you not having been born with that particular brand of retardation.

This is not "every hole is a goal". This is not a matter of low standards. It's the difference between a poor person eating McDonald's (it's crappy but cheap and reliable, that's the value proposition), and eating dog shit (it's free! infinite return on value!).

Something is broken in Chris.

And yeah, out of compassion, he should get free money, but not the right to freely spend it on dildos. He should be in a tard home.

EDIT: i.e. he should not have the same rights. That doesn't mean he only has rights taken away, but he should also have some rights that others don't get. The problem was he was given extra rights without also having other rights taken away as per the situation. Now he's having rights taken away by a relatively obtuse one-size-fits-all legal system that is used to solve most problems in the US, when what he really needs is a special set of rights added and removed. I hope and pray that in the end the authorities take the time to find a solution that is at least somewhat appropriate for someone like Chris, but our current legal system has stripped away a lot of the means for dealing with imbeciles that we had in the past.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If your mom told you to fuck her would you do it?

Eh, no? Because I am not a sex pest with "every hole is a goal" mindset.

hot stepmoms aside, or maybe if your mom was just that hot

You on the other hand...

That's not some moral victory you have over Chris, that's you not having been born with that particular brand of retardation.

Oh, fuck off with that. Chris is mildly autistic, not retarded to the point of being almost animal. He can tell right from wrong, he just doesn't want to. That's why we are different from animals - even when our instincts scream "DO IT" we still can make a choice. Chris made his choice.

This is not "every hole is a goal". This is not a matter of low standards. It's the difference between eating McDonald's (it's crappy but cheap and reliable, that's the value proposition), and eating dog shit (it's free! infinite value proposition!).

Yes, it is. Even from the unreliable version of events where Chris hit every G-spot in existence, Barb said "no". And then Chris kept pushing, because he wasn't above fucking his own mother.

Something is broken in Chris.

Yes, his sense of conscience.

He should be in a tard home.

That strips him of any responsibility from what he's done. On the other hand, among real tards he will probably suffer a lot, since he hated to be called slow in the mind.

 

[Rapechu]

The first time I felt things had taken a really bad turn with Chris was when that gay underaged boy made him shove a medallion up his ass and revealed that they had phone sex.

It was just so obscene and abusive.

 

[Dread First]

The first time I felt things had taken a really bad turn with Chris was when that gay underaged boy made him shove a medallion up his ass and revealed that they had phone sex.

It was just so obscene and abusive.

FWIW, BlueSpike was not the sole mastermind behind the Julay incident. People seriously forgot that trolling Chris during his halcyon days was a team effort. I'd argue that the people who got BlueSpike to listen to a turbosped violently masturbating were way worse than BlueSpike himself.

Think about it: in 2009, a 13yo listening to a 27yo autistic manchild masturbating was considered funny. Nowadays? That's grooming, and that's a change for the better.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Maybe before, like when Bob died, some A logging events, and when his house burned down. Now, never again will I feel any sympthetic feeling towards Chris. He deserves everything he receives and more.

 

[Ms. 45]

I have never felt sorry for Chris,, but I have some sympathy for the situation into which he was born: a mother who believed that his mild autism rendered him incapable of living his own life, and who (the mother) gradually went crazy; a father who wanted his son to be as normal as possible, but who was seemingly pussywhipped into irrelevance by the mother; and of course the mild autism itself. However . . .

Chris is not the only person on earth born into such a situation, and his egomania and sociopathy were the result of his own choices (limited though they may have been). He went from being an understandably weak and confused child to being a monster, albeit a harmless one (until he decided to rape his mother). My guess is that he really jumped the rails when he first discovered the Internet. Other autistic kids with poor parenting manage to function in the world to some extent, but not Chris. Once he discovered that he could get virtually limitless attention by going online, he began to morph into what he is today. His hormonal urges, which he apparently never tried to control, determined so much of his real and Internet lives (which were really one), while his artistic leanings (good in themselves) caused him to become an egomaniac and a public nuisance.

I 'm sorry that his early life was a confluence of misfortunes. But the misfortunes were not catastrophic. His reactions to them were and are.

 

[Broseph]

Maybe before, like when Bob died, some A logging events, and when his house burned down. Now, never again will I feel any sympthetic feeling towards Chris. He deserves everything he receives and more.

It's hard to have sympathy for the house fire when burning his house down was his own damn fault due to his own negligence and stupidity, not to mention Chris acted like a very entitled cunt and demanded that people send him money and gift cards after Null pitched in and sent him that "care package".

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kinda felt bad the last time he posted what he made for Thanksgiving dinner. "Canned Hormel ham and macaroni and cheese made with the super spatula spreader! Hur dur! "

TFW ordering takeout would have been less sad.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

Kinda felt bad the last time he posted what he made for Thanksgiving dinner. "Canned Hormel ham and macaroni and cheese made with the super spatula spreader! Hur dur! "

TFW ordering takeout would have been less sad.

This is likely the first time since Bob passed away that Chris gets to eat a turkey dinner for Thanksgiving.

 

[King Kiwi]

This is likely the first time since Bob passed away that Chris gets to eat a turkey dinner for Thanksgiving.

I only regret that we can't see the splendiferous offerings the prison has to provide.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

I only regret that we can't see the splendiferous offerings the prison has to provide.

Larry Lawton can give some insight as to the food choices Chris has today. Assuming the other inmates haven't taken away Chris' food.

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[King Kiwi]

Larry Lawton can give some insight as to the food choices Chris has today. Assuming the other inmates haven't taken away Chris' food.

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thanks but I've already googled prison food till I'm red in the face.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Kinda felt bad the last time he posted what he made for Thanksgiving dinner. "Canned Hormel ham and macaroni and cheese made with the super spatula spreader! Hur dur! "

TFW ordering takeout would have been less sad.

I'm thinking by the time that happened, various restaurants would've taken to blacklist deliveries to 14 BLC.

 

[Yizu]

Patti and Bob's deaths, him trooning out, and the times that weens tortured him (BlueSpike, Idea Guys, etc.) I think Chris has always been a piece of shit and that the bad things happening to him made a lot of people forget what he was, but it's hard not to feel bad for a mentally ill dude crying about his dad dying or being convinced to shove a medallion up his ass or punch his own mother.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Oh, fuck off with that. Chris is mildly autistic, not retarded to the point of being almost animal. He can tell right from wrong, he just doesn't want to. That's why we are different from animals - even when our instincts scream "DO IT" we still can make a choice. Chris made his choice.

This among Juan's other points, are pretty valid. With everything else, Chris has used his autism as a shield for a long time. The problem was instead of correcting his behavior, his parents just tossed more fuel to the fire. A bunch times Chris was catfished, and what did he do? Comeback to do the same song and dance. This is why Chris is perceived the way he is. You can ask him why he does the things he does and he'll respond with "my brain is wired wrong." and at this point, it's a weak excuse.

I think Chris would fare better with animals than humans.

 

[Jack Awful]

I feel bad that Barb and Bob fought Chris getting put in a sped school which theoretically could have made him less cripplingly retarded, but I don't have a crystal ball to see if that would have worked, as Chris being this bad could be nature instead of nurture.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

The post nut regret he felt after shooting a batch in Barb must have been pretty rough

 

[Rapechu]

This among Juan's other points, are pretty valid. With everything else, Chris has used his autism as a shield for a long time. The problem was instead of correcting his behavior, his parents just tossed more fuel to the fire. A bunch times Chris was catfished, and what did he do? Comeback to do the same song and dance. This is why Chris is perceived the way he is. You can ask him why he does the things he does and he'll respond with "my brain is wired wrong." and at this point, it's a weak excuse.

I think Chris would fare better with animals than humans.

You know, one infuriating thing with having to deal with retarded/brain damaged people is that they understand they are retarded, they often make bad decisions and they know they make bad decisions. But when they are in the process of making a bad decision, and you try to give them good advice, they won't listen to you. Only after they made the mistake and caused the damage, they will say you're right. If you think this has taught them any lessons, you are wrong. Next time they get a stupid idea they will be just as headstrong about it.