Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

[Gimmick Account]

I bet if your whole family is super racist and you are as well then thanksgiving would fucking rule

 

[Lards and Lasses]

My mom and dad were sick this year so I am making dinner almost single handedly for the first time and I am by no means a cook. Pray for me.

 

[Unpleasant]

For some reason my grandparents wanted to start having thanksgiving at my uncle's house and he's a useless shithead so I'm pretending to be working instead.

 

[OrionBalls]

Guess I'm doing the cooking, after all. Husband is being a jackass.

 

[HissingBastard]

My entire family shares the same opinion on the Rittenhouse trial, so I'm looking forward to the sneed almost as much as the food.

Happy thanksgiving you faggots <3

 

[HarveySperg41]

Well I will be cooking Turkey day dinner while watching and caring for someone else kids. But at least I get paid for it.

 

[Sheepcornsworth]

How dare you celebrate a holiday dedicated to celebrating the genocide of indigenous folks? Jk friends! Have a happy Thanksgiving and stay safe there might be razorblades in the turkey! D:

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

dutchmen don't know how delicious it is to pour gravy down your facehole while Uncle Ted talks about politics and jesus and the nazis

Yanks don't know how delicious it is to eat giant chocolate letters of your initials while random guys in blackface frighten/entertain people in the street

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

I'm working because fucking railroad, but it's a holiday so that means triple time. Fuckers going to make me miss out on stuffing my face and getting drunk with my brothers, they're going to pay for it.

 

[Dysnomia]

I hate my family but I'm stuck with them. There's some strife with a family member who has some issues and I just dread having to sit at the same table with them. When I live alone I don't celebrate holidays. I'm just so over it.

Also, no gluten now so I can't even have pie or stuffing. I was gonna ask for gluten free stuffing. but I already got a huge "eww" at the thought of maybe trying some gluten free pasta once. So I got some gluten free brownies yesterday. Honestly you can't even tell the difference and they are the best brownies I've ever had.

Honestly I would rather talk about Bowel Movements before politics with most people, if we talked about Bowel movements as much as politics in the US people might go see the doctor for problems sooner.

And don't forget Meat is evil so instead of Turkey for Thansgiving have a good old Protein Loaf

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I want to send one of these to everyone I hate. As a heartfelt Christmas gift.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I just woke up and I've got 8 hours to prepare for how I'm going to start a big ass Thanksgiving dinner debate over Kyle Rittenhouse.

 

[biozeminadae1]

thank you Israel for existing

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I hate my family but I'm stuck with them. There's some strife with a family member who has some issues and I just dread having to sit at the same table with them. When I live alone I don't celebrate holidays. I'm just so over it.

Also, no gluten now so I can't even have pie or stuffing. I was gonna ask for gluten free stuffing. but I already got a huge "eww" at the thought of maybe trying some gluten free pasta once. So I got some gluten free brownies yesterday. Honestly you can't even tell the difference and they are the best brownies I've ever had.

Ah condolences. Gluten-free breads and things can be grim but if it's something where the dough isn't meant to be stretchy, it works well. Crumble is good instead of pie, the texture of the crust is the same with or without gluten.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Guess I'm doing the cooking, after all. Husband is being a jackass.

As is tradition. Make sure he gets the smallest portion too. As is also tradition.b

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Having Thanksgiving with my dads side, which means hicks and trailer park trash. Can't wait to shoot myself after 30 minutes.

So I got some gluten free brownies yesterday. Honestly you can't even tell the difference and they are the best brownies I've ever had.

GF Brownies are that one exception, they are amazing for some reason.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Thanksgivings rather boring here older family members will be drunk before it even starts and only get more incoherent as the night goes on and I'll keep the kids occupied by making playdoh monstrosities.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I want to send one of these to everyone I hate. As a heartfelt Christmas gift.

Much like Love..real Hate comes from deep in your heart.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Been dealing with Strep Throat the last few days but I think I'm close to kicking it, its just a slight amount of discomfort swallowing now whereas a few days ago I felt weak and had a pounding headache to go along with painful swallowing. I work tonight and one of my bosses are bringing us Cracker Barrel, and if I'm all better by Saturday thats when we're having our real Thanksgiving.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Goose is superior to turkey.
That is all I have to say on the matter of Thanksgiving meals.

 

[Caesare]

What is it with american families and being so absolutely broken?
I mean, I disagree with lots of family on lots of stuff but we acknowledge that family is more important and we don't start annoying others over it.

Not American families, kiwifarm families. And of course a lot of them are broken, just read some of what the mongoloids who post here write.

I can sympathize with their families who ignore them.
I wouldn't wanna hang out with them either,

Probably a third of them are posting just to celebrate that they don't have threads yet.

Then you have people who posting to say absolutely nothing. Thread is: what are you doing for the holiday? "Oh nothing, I don't celebrate that holiday, I'm not in that country."

No one cares. Why are you posting?