DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't she get notoriety cause her cooch made a guest appearance on stream?

Phail's been on stream for awhile.

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Not sure how you could fuck up laying in bed all day.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Has he ever played SFV since?

I have it on steam for PC and love it.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Pandalee's been real active on instagram lately... Maybe soon enough she'll spill the beans.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Pandalee mocking DSP's desk pose

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I have no idea why he acts positive on social media, when he is always bitter.

My favorites are his mid-stream beg tweets, he always prefaces them by saying that he currently has a chill and fun time playing x game, but on the actual stream he's extremely irritable and ultratoxic due to low tips. Hell, even when the tips are good he finds a way to bitch about them - either the goal was hit too early so nobody is providing money buffs anymore, or the "responsibility of support" rested on one whale and he's angry at the minnows for not opening their wallets and not throwing even a buck his way. It's never enough with this guy.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Phil's that big of a pussy!
He literally won't even look at a scantily clad woman in a videogame anymore. Before he was the biggest pig on youtube when it came to women.

This leads one to believe he is deadly scared of Kat. Either of her dumping him or her beating him to a pulp for looking at other women.

TLDR on today of all days be thankful you're not Philip Paul Burnell. Happy thanksgiving

It's no stretch to imagine that phil's fear of all things katherine/human interaction stem from his perceived victimhood and paralyzing fear being alone despite this already being the lifestyle he's adopted. Everytime he fucks up in some area of his charmed nightmare existence his favorite nose mining digit is locked and ready to point and blame someone else. This works fine within the unreality of my so called jahb streams and worked when he ditched his real life friends and family since he had a young niave confidant in leanna to fall back on who in his mind was a lock because he had money to burn and if this is all that matters to him then surely it's all that would matter to her as well nu-huh?

But as the years tick by as his hair thins and greys, as the threats of "career" instability mount up (eventhough he'll never be without some virtual platform - anything that uproots the schedule makes him stim uncontrollably) he no doubt realizes how he's diminishing in all the superficial areas of life that he considers important and can only hope now to appeal to the sensibilities of those as mentally feeble as himself. Which would be fine if he were capable of wrangling more bimbos but he clearly isn't interested in thots as much as he is in his favorite fetish category: Moms Who I'd Like to Cook For Me. Those women want to marry and have kids.. not marry the 40 year old kid and call a cat their son, philip.

His tenuous hold over Kathy seems rooted in his 1950's nuclear faggot family mentality, where if his only mistake with Leanna in his own mind was in failing to propose to her after years, then he'd make sure to trot Kathy down the aisle lickety split. Perish the very notion in her mind that she might ever want to abscond to some location where she can complete an exciting no running skyrim playthrough on a screen size that isn't trapped in 1988 along with Dave Burnell's hopes that his son would become anything other than The Guy. He probably wakes up in his single bed all sweaty with night terrors that she's left and taken the pair of PS5's with her. It's not because he loves her. It's because he'd have to try and tard wrangle all over again to maintain the facade that he hasn't become everything that he loves to hate.

 

[PyroAlert]

Khet will gain at least another 5 lbs this weekend. How long until we hear about her heart failing as a begging arc?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Pandalee mocking DSP's desk pose

Lol can someone post the original side by side?

I didn't see it on his Instagram but looking back, I used to think he posted pics of Kat to own the haters, but now I realize it was mostly for panda. Pics of all the things she wanted but never got out of the pigroach: Jasper kitty, wedding rings closeups, wedding pics, etc. And all the stories about his new momwife and how much she loves to cook and clean (implying someone he used to know did not.). All to show up his ex. What a petty bitch

 

[LiquidCancer]

Pandalee mocking DSP's desk pose

Lol can someone post the original side by side?

 

[PieceofShet]

never forget

THIS IS my all time favourite dsp fighting game clip.
Close seconds are "DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE GAME?", "LOOK AT MY SKELETON BITCH" and the 30secs SF4 game.

 

[PyroAlert]

https://youtu.be/f6QiUqzwmVo

This is my favorite DSP Street Fighter shenanigans.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Wait. First of all, Happy Thanksgiving for Americans. 2nd, It was his best day ever because he bought a snow globe and lit a candle at 1AM? Lmaooooo. Well that's pretty sad, and it couldn't of been all that great because not 3 hours before this "romantic" post he was complaining about a video feature a blonde haired blued white guy.

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Yes! Space Nazi and Chiny Chang Wang himself was mad on his best day every over a white guy being featured in his favorite video game series.

Wasn't Able the protag of SF4 and yet Rashid is the protagonist of SFV?

soo he doesn't want them to make a blonde protag so copy the game that had a blond protagonist but not the one who had an Arabic brown-skinned brown-haired protagonist in a series that's as diverse as the 80's GI joe cartoon.

I mean the original design for blanka would have been...yikes but yeah

Phil, we know you read this and the replies to that tweet. I think it's time you just shut the fuck up. The only person who agreed with you was an adult asian man with a taste for young asian girls and porn stars twitter so basically, Future Derich. This is your dumbest, literal low IQ "exceptional" take on SFV, and that's saying something.

oh and happy thanksgiving to all US farts.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Happy turkey day to my fellow Americans. Once again this year I'm thankful I'm not DSP.

 

[simsum]

TLDR on today of all days be thankful you're not Philip Paul Burnell. Happy thanksgiving

It's no stretch to imagine that phil's fear of all things katherine/human interaction stem from his perceived victimhood and paralyzing fear being alone despite this already being the lifestyle he's adopted. Everytime he fucks up in some area of his charmed nightmare existence his favorite nose mining digit is locked and ready to point and blame someone else. This works fine within the unreality of my so called jahb streams and worked when he ditched his real life friends and family since he had a young niave confidant in leanna to fall back on who in his mind was a lock because he had money to burn and if this is all that matters to him then surely it's all that would matter to her as well nu-huh?

But as the years tick by as his hair thins and greys, as the threats of "career" instability mount up (eventhough he'll never be without some virtual platform - anything that uproots the schedule makes him stim uncontrollably) he no doubt realizes how he's diminishing in all the superficial areas of life that he considers important and can only hope now to appeal to the sensibilities of those as mentally feeble as himself. Which would be fine if he were capable of wrangling more bimbos but he clearly isn't interested in thots as much as he is in his favorite fetish category: Moms Who I'd Like to Cook For Me. Those women want to marry and have kids.. not marry the 40 year old kid and call a cat their son, philip.

His tenuous hold over Kathy seems rooted in his 1950's nuclear faggot family mentality, where if his only mistake with Leanna in his own mind was in failing to propose to her after years, then he'd make sure to trot Kathy down the aisle lickety split. Perish the very notion in her mind that she might ever want to abscond to some location where she can complete an exciting no running skyrim playthrough on a screen size that isn't trapped in 1988 along with Dave Burnell's hopes that his son would become anything other than The Guy. He probably wakes up in his single bed all sweaty with night terrors that she's left and taken the pair of PS5's with her. It's not because he loves her. It's because he'd have to try and tard wrangle all over again to maintain the facade that he hasn't become everything that he loves to hate.

Your writing is truky a work of art .It will be studied over and debated for centuries as our ancestors remember the pig faced demon monster made all of us becone better persons such as the devil of old did in mideval times.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Always remember he didn't not play SFV on principle.
He played SFV and got absolutely bootyslapped and did his typical "this game sucks"

He's always been trash he always will be trash that's why he hides on fucken Nintendo switch super turbo.

"I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!"
*loud button mashing*

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

THIS IS my all time favourite dsp fighting game clip.
Close seconds are "DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE GAME?", "LOOK AT MY SKELETON BITCH" and the 30secs SF4 game.

You don't need to bother with 9 hour TIHYDP's, this is his 13 year legacy summed up in 136 seconds.

 

[Agent Proper]

Happy Thanksgiving my fellow American degens. May your day be filled with getting hammered, stuffing your face with something better than Phil's annual QVC dinner, and listening to your family argue about politics.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

This is so fucking exceptional, that I may have felt a vein burst in my brain. Fuck it: wall of text, coming up:

SJWPhil suddenly wants a more diverse Street Fighter series because he thinks the game has "too many guys with blond hair and blue eyes", and wants a full series reboot. What a fucking retard.

For the record, Street Fighter has:

- A Japanese man who's been the main character of SF since it's inception (Ryu)
- Ken Master's, Ryu's best friend, who is actually mixed race (1 quarter American, 3 quarters Japanese)
- A female Chinese woman who's also an interpol cop (Chun-Li)
- A Yogi that stretches and shit (Dhalsim)
- A Thai fighter who assists a multi-racial terrorist organization (Sagat and Shadaloo)
- A green fucking monster from Brazil (Blanka)
- A fat sumo wrestler (E.Honda)
- A Bruce Lee clone (Fei Long)
- A Mexican Indian (T.Hawk)
- 2 Two black dudes that fight for money (Balrog/Boxer and Deejay)
- A Spanish ninja (Vega/Claw)

There are only three other characters who are officially white: Guile, a Murrican, Cammy, who's from England, and Zangief, who's from Russia. M. Bison/Dictator is thought to be American, but even fans say he might be Thai by origin. Of all these three white characters, only one of them has blue eyes, and that's Cammy, and a "blonde hair blue-eyed white guy" wouldn't be introduced until Street Fighter 3, which was released a whole SIX YEARS LATER. The only fucking one, Phil. Also, how does playing a non-white character make the game more "fun", Phil? How would you know when you've been a fucking Deejay main in Super Turbo and a Ryu main in SFIV? How would you know the difference?

Also, Phil saying that the series needs a reboot. First, what do you think Street Fighter V was? New characters, new V-Trigger system, different graphics engine, new development team. The game isn't a continuation of Street Fighter IV, so what you're basically asking is for them to do whatever the fuck they were doing anyway.

And "DO NOT repeat the same mistakes as SFV"? Like what? Selling over 2 million copies on it's release, and capping out at 5.2 Million in the coming years? Or reintroducing boss characters, revamping a simplified meter based system, making the game accessible to newer players, having the largest tournament scenes globally? "Whoops, my bad! Let's under perform and change nothing about the game, guys because DSP said we should!"

What you want, Phil, is another bland, slow, broken-as-all-shit, dime-a-dozen Super Turbo clone, but three have come out since the original, and you were dogshit in them. You were bad in HD Remix, you were bad in Ultra Street Fighter 2, and you're bad at the Street Fighter Collection. You aren't good at Third Strike, you suck at Street Fighter IV, and you turned your tail and ran in the presence of Street Fighter V after the game revealed you as a washout. Why should Capcom take advice from some failure-to-launch manbaby who can't even play their most simplest games at their most base level? Why should they listen to you, Phil, when you've shit-talked Capcom for every decision they made since you jumped off of SFIV?

Phil, you aren't part of the FGC. And not because you left, but because we took that from you. The biggest pros in the community labeled you persona-non-grata and we dismissed you. The East Coast FGC doesn't miss you; in fact, we love that you're gone. Justin Wong will never like you, so stop calling him "sir". John Rambo is embarrassed at you. We all are. Phil, you're like an acrobat who frequently knocks himself out by fucking up on backflips ever weekend, and thinks that people come to watch you're acrobatic prowess. You're a washout Phil. Nothing you say matters in the FGC anymore because you aren't a part of it and never will be. Now go back to failing at games and life.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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This is so fucking exceptional, that I may have felt a vein burst in my brain. Fuck it: wall of text, coming up:

SJWPhil suddenly wants a more diverse Street Fighter series because he thinks the game has "too many guys with blond hair and blue eyes", and wants a full series reboot. What a fucking retard.

For the record, Street Fighter has:

- A Japanese man who's been the main character of SF since it's inception (Ryu)
- Ken Master's, Ryu's best friend, who is actually mixed race (1 quarter American, 3 quarters Japanese)
- A female Chinese woman who's also an interpol cop (Chun-Li)
- A Yogi that stretches and shit (Dhalsim)
- A Thai fighter who assists a multi-racial terrorist organization (Sagat and Shadaloo)
- A green fucking monster from Brazil (Blanka)
- A fat sumo wrestler (E.Honda)
- A Bruce Lee clone (Fei Long)
- A Mexican Indian (T.Hawk)
- 2 Two black dudes that fight for money (Balrog/Boxer and Deejay)
- A Spanish ninja (Vega/Claw)

There are only two other characters who are officially white: Guile, a Murrican, Cammy, who's from England,. M. Bison/Dictator is thought to be American, but even fans say he might be Thai by origin. Of all these two white characters, only one of them has blue eyes, and that's Cammy, and a "blonde hair blue-eyed white guy" wouldn't be introduced until Street Fighter 3rd Strike, which was released a whole SIX YEARS LATER. The only fucking one, Phil. Also, how does playing a non-white character make the game more "fun", Phil? How would you know when you've been a fucking Deejay main in Super Turbo and a Ryu main in SFIV? How would you know the difference?

Also, Phil saying that the series needs a reboot. First, what do you think Street Fighter V was? New characters, new V-Trigger system, different graphics engine, new development team. The game isn't a continuation of Street Fighter IV, so what you're basically asking is for them to do whatever the fuck they were doing anyway.

And "DO NOT repeat the same mistakes as SFV"? Like what? Selling over 2 million copies on it's release, and capping out at 5.2 Million in the coming years? Or reintroducing boss characters, revamping a simplified meter based system, making the game accessible to newer players, having the largest tournament scenes globally? "Whoops, my bad! Let's under perform and change nothing about the game, guys because DSP said we should!"

What you want, Phil, is another bland, slow, broken-as-all-shit, dime-a-dozen Super Turbo clone, but three have come out since the original, and you were dogshit in them. You were bad in HD Remix, you were bad in Ultra Street Fighter 2, and you're bad at the Street Fighter Collection. You aren't good at Third Strike, you suck at Street Fighter IV, and you turned your tail and ran in the presence of Street Fighter V after the game revealed you as a washout. Why should Capcom take advice from some failure-to-launch manbaby who can't even play their most simplest games at their most base level? Why should they listen to you, Phil, when you've shit-talked Capcom for every decision they made since you jumped off of SFIV?

Phil, you aren't part of the FGC. And not because you left, but because we took that from you. The biggest pros in the community labeled you persona-non-grata and we dismissed you. The East Coast FGC doesn't miss you; in fact, we love that you're gone. Justin Wong will never like you, so stop calling him "sir". John Rambo is embarrassed at you. We all are. Phil, you're like an acrobat who frequently knocks himself out by fucking up on backflips ever weekend, and thinks that people come to watch you're acrobatic prowess. You're a washout Phil. Nothing you say matters in the FGC anymore because you aren't a part of it and never will be. Now go back to failing at games and life.

Lmao he is so bad at this act. I’m actually impressed that he allowed himself to have a single sympathetic thought though, even if it’s simply to virtue signal.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Lmao he is so bad at this act. I’m actually impressed that he allowed himself to have a single sympathetic thought though, even if it’s simply to virtue signal.

And it's a dumb virtue signal at that. If he hated playing Street Fighter games with blond blue eyed white dudes, then why did he play Gojitenks every time he played Alex? Street Figther is one of the most diverse games already: they even have a gay dude in Eagle, a bisexual in Juri Han, and a troon in Poison.

Virtue signaling is stupid in itself, but SF is the wrong game to virtue signal against. How could you fuck that up?