Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

[Gravityqueen4life]

"Waaaaa. I don't have good cultured holidays to celebrate with family outside of consoomer-mas. Waaaaa"

That's you.

stay mad.

 

[Glass House]

The Mother-in-law just THREW AWAY all of the dark meat and turkey skin because it's "too unhealthy". Then she ate a gallon of gravy right after.

She then proceeded to lecture us for an hour about needing to go to church because Covid is a definite sign that Jesus is going to return next year.

 

[Justanotherguy]

My day was wonderful, spent it with my family. The turkey was not dry.

I've just put on a pot of coffee, plan on taking a fine hot bath while playing metroid and smoking a bowl.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Nothing says Thanksgiving like (admittedly high quality) chinese takeout.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I sat alone in my house. My parents didn't invite me for Thanksgiving this year.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

A bunch of dagos drank too much wine and yelled at each other. This was my first sober Thanksgiving in a while and I can see why.

 

[Gigasneed]

I ate my favorite Thanksgiving dish: green bean casserole. I spent time with my folks, and saw a few of my cousins. Everyone was celebrating Rittenhouse being acquitted. I ate entirely too much food and I'm still feeling sick from overeating.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Had a good Thanksgiving this year. Didn't really talk politics or anything. A couple people made fun of Biden but that was it.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Ended up hanging out with my family from the south this year. It was actually pretty good, hadn't seen them in a long time. Everyone was getting drunk and high and gambling. The only thing anyone felt like declaring their thanks for was the jury finding Kyle not guilty. My cousins son is dating a whore and she felt my dick up over my pants from under the table and flashed me her big tits at one point. All in all a pretty good time.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Spent the day with the P's. They gave me a wine advent calendar which I opened early to have some with the turkey. We ate early and then went to go see House of Gucci. Would recommend.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Thanksgiving has truly been full of laughs. My cousin tells my little brother to go out into the crowd of family at the table and yell penis, and then he actually does it.

And then we talk about a clitoris, and he starts asking what a clitoris is. He then starts yelling, “WHATS A CLITORIS!” Fucking lol.

Truly fun times indeed.

 

[Android raptor]

That was chill, the red velvet cake destroyed me as well as the pumpkin cheesecake and oreo balls.

Fuck I'm gonna go pick at the leftovers.

 

[Guntburglar]

Turkey is for suckers

 

[The Joker]

I am Cherokee and I find Thanksgiving offensive

 

[W00K #17]

Mines been good. Went to one with my blood family, that went smooth no drama, good food, and now I'm bouncing around to different friends places checking in with them and their families. Basically just showing up and hanging with everyone for a bit, then I smoke up my friend, give them a liquor drink, and eat their familys deserts. I fuckin love Thanksgiving.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

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We had ham and ribs. It was delicious. We made a turkey but I didn't eat any of it. I personally hate turkey.

 

[Archivist Archon]

I'm banned from the gathering they're doing on one side of my family because I'm not vaccinated, and I don't go out to dinner with the other side for Thanksgiving until next week.

I'll just go out and eat something nice, I guess.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

My political opinions?

Depends on who I'm sitting opposite at Thanksgiving dinner.

This is not a joke. I'm a Californoid, so my family dinner's at 5 PST. I'll keep you updated as to how it goes.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Had a massive spread with my ABC S.O. and her based immigrant family. We had duck instead of turkey but it was so ducking good and tender, I did not care. Also, Da Bears won.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Also, Da Bears won.

A fellow illinoisian