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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Jose Cuervo
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Booksmart, incompetent nudnicks who go on breaks to do Pilates and have absolutely no idea what they’re doing were out to get Phil.
As always, Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
Crooked 16th
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The snorting is unbearable today
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Because he probably kicked up a whirlwind of dust moving shit around in that room today as well as the mold on the decorations.
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Turn on his stream and first thing he says….”sadly I was hoping to make enough for 2 streams…doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen”. Dude pulls out his cringe Xmas shit a day early hoping for that extra buck…and pulls that guilt shit on thanksgiving. Miserable fuck.
One thing that's interesting to see is how Phil's paypigs are always willing to be squeezed during certain "special dates". Even if Phil has been squeezing them nonstop for the past few weeks, if a special date comes up, they will give him a lot of money.
I'll only start believing that Phil is having his last breaths as an e-beggar, as some people seem to believe, when that stops happening and we get something like a Begmas special stream in which Phil gets like 100 dollars in tips for the whole day.
I'll only start believing that Phil is having his last breaths as an e-beggar, as some people seem to believe, when that stops happening and we get something like a Begmas special stream in which Phil gets like 100 dollars in tips for the whole day.
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I had no doubt he would pull through as the shitbag he is.
UsedUp
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365 days a year and dsp is nothing but GIMME GIMME GIMME, a person makes 1 suggestion to give back by playing some multiplayer with his viewers. Dsp excuse, I need you guys to buy in. How do these faggots love being taken advantage of all year long!?
Cuz the people that actually fund Phil's streams are not the ones asking for something from him. If OIC, 1MM and all other whales told Phil that they'd only support him if he starts doing X, Y, and Z, he'd jump like a giddy piggy to do their bidding.
But in the autism vortex, the whales fund him for no reason other than to keep Phil around, so he can shit all over his fans and still be rewarded for being toxic.
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Near end of only stream today status:
Total tip: $152
Top 3 tips accounts for 80 dollars (pwnage $35, 1MM $25, another one I forgot $20)
Derich gets to derail the stream with random shit for free
Papavera has a burnt turkey in his oven
(OH NO PAPAVERA, PAPAVERA OH NOOOOOO)
"There's no second stream today so if you can, please tip me! Just because we hit the goal doesn't mean I don't need extra support today, alright, so if you feel generous on Thanksgiving today......."
Total tip: $152
Top 3 tips accounts for 80 dollars (pwnage $35, 1MM $25, another one I forgot $20)
Derich gets to derail the stream with random shit for free
Papavera has a burnt turkey in his oven
(OH NO PAPAVERA, PAPAVERA OH NOOOOOO)
"There's no second stream today so if you can, please tip me! Just because we hit the goal doesn't mean I don't need extra support today, alright, so if you feel generous on Thanksgiving today......."
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Fucking piece of human sludge.
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"I should say for a single schtream, support was absolutely outstanding today. I - I definitely - I'll be honest with you, I did not think we were gonna have a double schtream amount of support. I didn't think that! I thought it'd be a pretty decent schtream. By the way, superchats today were also exceptionally good. So, I'm not complaining in any way shape or form."
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There were no mothers publicly breastfeeding their babies in the mall, and there were no crackheads shooting up while they were queuing for overpriced lunch slop. A perfect day!
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If you know how to cook, you don't need to rely on a thermometer
If he truly needed the extra support, then why not make a sacrifice and do the second stream? His refusal to do his job really makes it hard to believe that he needs that money.
Hell he could've been lazy and only increase the tip goal to 300 for the stream. His paypigs would reach it for him so why didn't he? The tips goal is arbitrary after all.
Also, how did he afford those "decorations" considering he "only" made 118 bucks in tips on tuesday? According to him he needs 300 a day just to survive, so where did the money for his tat come from? I'd love to ask him what bill didn't get paid so he could buy that shit.
Comma
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I made a compilation of DSP begging for getting twice the amount of money by doing half the amount of work on fucking Thanksgiving:
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This clown really is an incredible scumbag.
Good god, he was desperate for those tips. And yet shows how in denial he is over why his whales tip. His one true fan is a freeloader and no one else truly cares enough either way.
Hell, he wouldn't have gotten any shit off his whales for having doubled the goal and it's not like he'd have kept other naysayers about it round long. There were literally no repercussions for doing so and yet couldn't even be bothered to play on his "fans" for more money. Phil here making sloths look productive.
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Sorry I had to.
Also as an aside; "A Family Comedy Without The Family" is the most perfect blurb ever. I didn't make that up, it was already on the original Home Alone poster.
