The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AssignedEva]

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SKY ON SUICIDE WATCH

Honestly given Sky (unlike Bonnie) is a fairly private person, him posting this on twitter is a bit concerning.
Bonnie just posted this:

I have the following schizo theory to post:

• Bonnie realised he and Kindness weren't getting enough GoFundMe money to sustain his lifestyle of being Jabba the Hutt while she cooked him greasy foodbank roasts in the kitchen barefoot hopefully not pregnant , had sex with him and otherwise catered to his needs
• Bonnie decided to grift harder by accusing Sky of being abusive
• Sky confronted Bonnie about this (called him, or idk discord or something)
• Bonnie, being an abusive piece of shit, managed to turn this all back onto Sky somehow, in a manner that managed trigger a breakdown
• Bonnie decided he was going to ignore whoever had given him the "Kindness isn't welcome here" reasonable boundary and since it's HIS ranch he can do what he wants
• Bonnie and Kindness are imminently going to move back to the tranch. Possibly Sky's breakdown is about this, or possibly Bonnie told Sky that he's getting downgraded to a trailer dweller because he wants to have the bedroom for just himself and his Queen.

I initially thought he was suggesting Sky was recalcitrant, since it's not a good quality (unlike "unyielding"), but it seems like he's calling himself recalcitrant. I look forward to seeing how this develops.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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Here's an idea, Penis, return the indigenous lands you have personally defiled and infested with non-native fauna. If you're serious about all this, that is. Do better.

Not sure how to interpret Boner's latest beg tweet:
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My guess is that Paul decided fuck working/paying rent and told Sky "me and my insufferable, fake blind, parakeet/robot baby/girlfriend are moving back to the Tranch. You have 30 days to GTFO".

Somewhere out there there's a crying Indian dude watching troons fuck alpacas on his ancestral land.

 

[Oxyjen]

Wasn't it leased?

I was assuming it was used and bought outright, but from the posts at the time it does look brand new so you’re probably right. That’s gotta be hitting them in the pocket.

Following the Twitter trail, Bonnie said he hired a trailer to bring it back.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...llip-matthew-logue.86681/page-78#post-8600819

Anyway, happy Tranchgiving, all. I am thankful for the entertainment my fellow kiwis have harvested.

 

[Ghostse]

Somewhere out there there's a crying Indian dude watching troons fuck alpacas on his ancestral land.

He's actually Italian

Iron Eyes Cody - Wikipedia

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(Though I suspect that's the joke)

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Well, the Tranch certainly seems to be providing a late season bumper harvest . I look forward to the invevitable lolsuits once Boner and Sky split, domestic abuse saga when?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Honestly given Sky (unlike Bonnie) is a fairly private person, him posting this on twitter is a bit concerning.
Bonnie just posted this:
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I have the following schizo theory to post:

• Bonnie realised he and Kindness weren't getting enough GoFundMe money to sustain his lifestyle of being Jabba the Hutt while she cooked him greasy foodbank roasts in the kitchen barefoot hopefully not pregnant , had sex with him and otherwise catered to his needs
• Bonnie decided to grift harder by accusing Sky of being abusive
• Sky confronted Bonnie about this (called him, or idk discord or something)
• Bonnie, being an abusive piece of shit, managed to turn this all back onto Sky somehow, in a manner that managed trigger a breakdown
• Bonnie decided he was going to ignore whoever had given him the "Kindness isn't welcome here" reasonable boundary and since it's HIS ranch he can do what he wants
• Bonnie and Kindness are imminently going to move back to the tranch. Possibly Sky's breakdown is about this, or possibly Bonnie told Sky that he's getting downgraded to a trailer dweller because he wants to have the bedroom for just himself and his Queen.

I initially thought he was suggesting Sky was recalcitrant, since it's not a good quality (unlike "unyielding"), but it seems like he's calling himself recalcitrant. I look forward to seeing how this develops.

Besides this being the single most passive-aggressive post ever made on twitter, I seriously hope this is true. The complete and total fuckstory that is Kindness has been hidden away in a Denver apartment for two months and that's too long. Paul! Get her to the tranch, swing that dick and let the chips fall where they may.

 

[Prolego]

I don’t know what their equipment situation is like but speaking from experience as a construction dummy, they’d need a decent trailer and a 3/4 ton (or larger) truck to haul that off. As well as a place to store it. Equipment like that is retardedly expensive even if it’s used with tens of thousands of hours on it- someone with a trailer and a truck /will/ steal it if they just park it in front of someone’s house in a residential suburb or what the fuck ever.

When they got all their grift bucks in, the first thing they did was not to go and buy a second hand tractor, but take out some sort of finance deal on a new one. And I remember that Paul's name was on the papers. So if he can't make the payments then that's in line for repossession. Although it would be funnier if he tried to take it to Denver and use it as his daily commute.

And I notice that in the midst of the recent snowfall, the outside troons' tent is still there. Should we start a sweepstake on how long they'll last in a Colorado winter?

edit - Looking back I see the loan is in the name of the Tranch. I wonder if they've got any money left. And whatever happened to the earthship? Did they just piss away all those grift bucks at Walmart?

 

[AGPinochet]

I have the following schizo theory to post:

My theory is that this is potentially indicative of Sky/the tranchers not enabling Paul's shit any further.

l, the outside troons' tent is still there. Should we start a sweepstake on how long they'll last in a Colorado winter?

Have the tranchers actually ever given any indication as to what happens to the field troons when bad weather comes? Will they not be allowed into the Big House, but be forced to live with Jarrod in his RV?

I wonder if they've got any money left

It's the tranch.

whatever happened to the earthship?

I forgot about the Earthship. Probably abandoned, too hard, too much effort, doesn't make them coom.

Did they just piss away all those grift bucks at Walmart?

Amazon.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Iirc they never actually bought the earthship, just made a lot of bluster about their plans to do so on Twitter to look more prosperous than they are. I think some enterprising Kiwi had looked it up and noticed it was still listed, and the property never changed hands.

 

[Oxyjen]

My theory is that this is potentially indicative of Sky/the tranchers not enabling Paul's shit any further.

“Listen Bonnie, we sat down and had a meeting, and long story short, YTA. “

Hit me with those rainbows.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kiwis, what are you thankful for this Thanks Gibings?

I’m grateful that the Tranch saga is getting interesting once more. I don’t celebrate with family so it would be a boring day without it. But most of all, I’m grateful that all of my fellow Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe followers are here to make me laugh. So here’s to this ThanksGibing and hopefully many more to come:

 

[Neko GF]

Paul's thinking about becoming a Minecraft streamer to cover his rent:

Tweet | Archive

I predict that Paul's streams will be on par with the likes of Jake Ally's- painfully boring.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Paul's thinking about becoming a Minecraft streamer to cover his rent:
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I predict that Paul's streams will be on par with the likes of Jake Ally's- painfully boring.

Does he have a Twitch account?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Okay my troonicorns, here’s some shit that hasn’t been covered.
Josie posted a video from when it was snowing: [A]

The snow intensifies: [A]

As the alpacas lay still as the night that brings the snow which enshrines them in the iciness of death, Penny settles in for a warm cup of tea. [A]

And today, he shows off his inhaler at 69 puffs left (in front of a huge mess of shit all over the floor). [A]

Spoiler: Pics

Edit: formatting

 

[lamp shade]

Somewhere out there there's a crying Indian dude watching troons fuck alpacas on his ancestral land.

Someone please superimpose the crying Indian from that famous 70’s commercial onto an image of the tranch wasteland. I will give you a useless winner rating for your service.

 

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On this Thanksgiving Day, don't let these empty gestures of allyship distract you from the fact that the Tenacious Unicorns are literal white male colonizers sullying the ancestral lands of the indigenous Ute peoples.View attachment 2750609
Here's an idea, Penis, return the indigenous lands you have personally defiled and infested with non-native fauna. If you're serious about all this, that is. Do better.

Not sure how to interpret Boner's latest beg tweet:
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My guess is that Paul decided fuck working/paying rent and told Sky "me and my insufferable, fake blind, parakeet/robot baby/girlfriend are moving back to the Tranch. You have 30 days to GTFO".

"Anyone who immigrates to America, regardless of legality, has a right to live on American soil with all benefits."

"American land only belongs to the people who were there first."

Pick one.

 

[Subtlety]

I can't keep track of everything that happens, and the Kindness arrival way back when was so chaotic. Where is it that Penny said something about how he doesn't like Kindness? I just assume everyone is passive aggressive like the catty NEET gays they all are inside.

 

[AGPinochet]

"Anyone who immigrates to America, regardless of legality, has a right to live on American soil with all benefits."

"American land only belongs to the people who were there first."

Pick one.

um well akshually Juan Carlos Espinoza Mendoza Sanchez the Guatemalan day laborer is actually a BIPOC indigenous minority and thus has a right to work Illegally in Minnesota (the joke here is that white leftoids treat all minorities as a unanimous group, in addition I tailored my response to your statement).

Where is it that Penny said something about how he doesn't like Kindness?

I don't believe we have any actual statements but it is all but confirmed that Alyssa was forced out of the Tranch, presumably by Phil/Sky.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Paul's thinking about becoming a Minecraft streamer to cover his rent:
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Tweet | Archive

I predict that Paul's streams will be on par with the likes of Jake Ally's- painfully boring.

Minecraft streamer huh? Basically a license to print free money. No idea why more people don't think to do it.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I can't keep track of everything that happens, and the Kindness arrival way back when was so chaotic. Where is it that Penny said something about how he doesn't like Kindness? I just assume everyone is passive aggressive like the catty NEET gays they all are inside.

It wasn't explicitly said but they all ppst enough on Twitter that a connection seemed to be there.

Alyssa was posting about how she had pissed off some people but had too many "siezures" to leave, so she bragged about hanging around while people did chores and "helping." She also talked about literally putting dirty money in someone's food as an apology/thank you for her presence.

Just as she left to seize 40 times and film herself peeing on the side of her road during her torturous drive back, Penny made some tweets about people taking advantage of them and being full of shit.

Not long after that, Alyssa went into a full on sperg out about how wrong she was to think she had found a safe space at the ranch, and how hurtful it was that some people didn't believe in her 300 totally real illnesses and traumas. They both made some passive aggressive tweets that hinted towards a feud, followed by Bonnie posting some ambiguous stuff in defense of Alyssa before joining her in her mom's apartment.