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[KiwiFuzz]

Man, I hope Sky is okay.

'Cause this is exactly the kind of shit that seems really shitty and painful at the time but in 5 years is going to be HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS.

"He left you for a woman who claimed to be a ROBOT BABY?" :lol forever:

And ETA that Sky right now is hopefully surrounded with people who are supportive of him and good enough friends to see him through this while Bonnie has told all of his alleged boon companions to fuck off because BPD pussy is more important to him than "Providing a safe haven for at-risk queer people" or whatever the fuck their mission statement is.

 

[AGPinochet]

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SKY ON SUICIDE WATCH

Cuck, Sky is a cuck, fucking cuck.

 

[Neko GF]

The Alpaca are in for long, grim Winter:

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[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I can't believe Bonnie and sky have been together for 10 years.
I thought they (or Bonnie really) were just loser dropout males that got caught up in the troon train of the last 5 years or so.

No way Bonnie was a troon in 2011 when it wasn't a thing like it is now, or that they've been a couple all that time.

Remember him saying they were in an 'asexual ' marriage on account of sky's asexuality.
I think they're just loser friends at the bottom of society, one of whom (bonnie) gets caught up in the troon fad and they decide to get prison gay married,
and to save face blame the lack of sex/attraction on sky's new found asexuality given he's a terminal pushover.

I’ve always questioned just how intimate their marriage was, on account of them both claiming to be asexual. But in their bizarro world, words don’t really have meaning, so who the hell knows?

 

[Ghostse]

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Lol what are you talking about?
Thanks to the late sheering, most of them probably won't survive for enough time to qualify for "long".

 

[Vapewizard]

It really feels like we're heading towards a tranch season finale.

 

[AGPinochet]

It really feels like we're heading towards a tranch season finale.

at least it's lasted longer than Troonblinka (at least I think it has, I can't recite the entire history but I think two trannies lived there for a year before abandoning it) and was arguably more successful than the Trans Griftline project.

Have any tranchers tweeted about injuns today? (if they do so after this post it is possible because they were reminded to virtue signal after reading this post meaning they still read the thread, but if they don't that means they are "bad allies")

 

[Lubby Smith]

On this Thanksgiving Day, don't let these empty gestures of allyship distract you from the fact that the Tenacious Unicorns are literal white male colonizers sullying the ancestral lands of the indigenous Ute peoples.
Here's an idea, Penis, return the indigenous lands you have personally defiled and infested with non-native fauna. If you're serious about all this, that is. Do better.

Not sure how to interpret Boner's latest beg tweet:

My guess is that Paul decided fuck working/paying rent and told Sky "me and my insufferable, fake blind, parakeet/robot baby/girlfriend are moving back to the Tranch. You have 30 days to GTFO".

 

[Meiwaku]

Kiwis, what are you thankful for this Thanks Gibings?

I'm thankful for Kindness spicing things up and becoming a permanent member, also thankful Neck is homeless and without a car! For seasoning there's nothing better than the tard salt about MUH LAND from a honkey. I also am looking forward to food pics and a horrific photoshoot at the end of all the diners....

Allah bless this Tranch for many more prosperous years of milk.

 

[AGPinochet]

don't let these empty gestures of allyship distract you from the fact that the Tenacious Unicorns are literal white male colonizers sullying the ancestral lands of the indigenous Ute

hey that's not true they have a black woman and I think a white woman colonizing the tranch as well.

My guess is that Paul decided fuck working/paying rent and told Sky "me and my insufferable, fake blind, parakeet/robot baby/girlfriend are moving back to the Tranch. You have 30 days to GTFO".

Tranch Wars: The Comeback.
Hmm but if Paul does try and evict Sky (or hell, everyone else) than that's a very risky move because A. Sky can go and cry Aboose if it's just him getting kicked out (then again from everything we've seen he's kind of a doormat) and if B. Paul is kicking out everyone that he doesn't like/doesn't enable his BPD pussy addiction than they can all go crying Aboose, this is especially dangerous if done to Kevin, because as far as I know Kevkev has the largest social media presence of any trancher. And if kevkev gets kicked out oh boy. Trannoid-twitter will be awash with retweets of E-begging tweets about how the big mean landlord Paul kicked a trxns womyn who is recovering from surgery out of her housing because they disagreed with them aboosing, gaslighting and emotionally manipulating their non-binary spouse. Imo any potential Tranch eviction saga heavily depends on what side internet leftoids pick.

what are you thankful for this Thanks Gibings?

This ThanksGibesing I am very thankful that I know with certainty that Kevin in addition to never being a woman, will never have a vagina and will certainly never get fucked his is pencil width amhole.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kiwis, what are you thankful for this Thanks Gibings?

I'm thankful for Kindness spicing things up and becoming a permanent member, also thankful Neck is homeless and without a car! For seasoning there's nothing better than the tard salt about MUH LAND from a honkey. I also am looking forward to food pics and a horrific photoshoot at the end of all the diners....

Allah bless this Tranch for many more prosperous years of milk.

I'm thankful for Kevie's opportunity to get his Am Hole fixed and then fuck it all up again. I'm even more thankful for the excellent company.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This Tranchgiving, I am thankful that Wedge will never have a thread.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I seem to remember that the tractor was in his name, so watch out for that vanishing.

I don’t know what their equipment situation is like but speaking from experience as a construction dummy, they’d need a decent trailer and a 3/4 ton (or larger) truck to haul that off. As well as a place to store it. Equipment like that is retardedly expensive even if it’s used with tens of thousands of hours on it- someone with a trailer and a truck /will/ steal it if they just park it in front of someone’s house in a residential suburb or what the fuck ever.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

'Return all federal/Bureau lands back to the indigenous people'

This is such an assfuck retarded idea and I hate it because at it's theoretically well-meaning but also short-sighted and benignly racist as fuck. Yes the land got taken hundreds of years ago and that's shitty, but it's also part of history now. If you're going to be giving it back, you can't restrict that to just the bits the government owns; if it's theirs on principle, then give them back the parts that are important to them, not just whatever odds and ends are conveniently not owned by individuals (because as we can see with the Tranch, they sure don't like the idea of giving that privately owned stuff, do they?).

And as for the parts they want to give up, the federally owned stuff, a lot of that is National Parks and shit. Natives aren't all a bunch of Noble Savage woo woo feather hippies who want to live in teepees and commune with nature like it's 1776, they're real people with real problems of their own. Yeah, they probably enjoy untouched natural forest as much as anyone else... and they also like having money to keep their community running, and sometimes that means you clear cut that untouched forest to turn it into a parking lot or strip mall. Woo woo shit is great but feeding your family is better. If your average American likes having protected land like that to enjoy, maybe consider that the whole reason it's government controlled is so that it doesn't get sold off to get turned into a desolate wasteland by, say, a bunch of white-ass trannies who don't know their ass from an Amhole in the ground.

Empty-ass virtue signaling for a bunch of smug manbaby fucks. Especially considering how hard they fought to ignore that person on twitter whining about their colonizer coffee buddies or whatever.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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Here's an idea, Penis, return the indigenous lands you have personally defiled and infested with non-native fauna. If you're serious about all this, that is. Do better.

Friendly reminder that any persons currently living in the Americas are just as indigenous as the injuns are.

 

[Ghostse]

'Return all federal/Bureau lands back to the indigenous people'

This is such an assfuck retarded idea and I hate it because at it's theoretically well-meaning but also short-sighted and benignly racist as fuck. Yes the land got taken hundreds of years ago and that's shitty, but it's also part of history now. If you're going to be giving it back, you can't restrict that to just the bits the government owns; if it's theirs on principle, then give them back the parts that are important to them, not just whatever odds and ends are conveniently not owned by individuals (because as we can see with the Tranch, they sure don't like the idea of giving that privately owned stuff, do they?).

And as for the parts they want to give up, the federally owned stuff, a lot of that is National Parks and shit. Natives aren't all a bunch of Noble Savage woo woo feather hippies who want to live in teepees and commune with nature like it's 1776, they're real people with real problems of their own. Yeah, they probably enjoy untouched natural forest as much as anyone else... and they also like having money to keep their community running, and sometimes that means you clear cut that untouched forest to turn it into a parking lot or strip mall. Woo woo shit is great but feeding your family is better. If your average American likes having protected land like that to enjoy, maybe consider that the whole reason it's government controlled is so that it doesn't get sold off to get turned into a desolate wasteland by, say, a bunch of white-ass trannies who don't know their ass from an Amhole in the ground.

Empty-ass virtue signaling for a bunch of smug manbaby fucks. Especially considering how hard they fought to ignore that person on twitter whining about their colonizer coffee buddies or whatever.

Give all tribal lands back to the ACTUAL indigenous people the Indians killed and ate.

 

[AGPinochet]

I don’t know what their equipment situation is like but speaking from experience as a construction dummy, they’d need a decent trailer and a 3/4 ton (or larger) truck to haul that off. As well as a place to store it. Equipment like that is retardedly expensive even if it’s used with tens of thousands of hours on it- someone with a trailer and a truck /will/ steal it if they just park it in front of someone’s house in a residential suburb or what the fuck ever.

Paul's dumb enough to try and make the 145 mile trip between Westcliffe and Denver (iirc he and Alyssa live in Denver) in his personally repossessed tractor but I don't know if he actually knows how to drive it or if he has any interest in reclaiming it (he could very well cut his losses and leave it with the tranchers, or he could kick the non-compliant tranchers out and take his tractor back anyway). In addition to the distance of 145 miles, my one search also states that there is a time distance of 2 hours and 46 minutes in a car, I doubt that tractor has a top speed greater than 25mph so it would be nearly a 12 hour round trip if paul is dumb enough to hijack his tractor and bring it to Denver if my assumption is true.

'Return all federal/Bureau lands back to the indigenous people'

This is such an assfuck retarded idea and I hate it because at it's theoretically well-meaning but also short-sighted and benignly racist as fuck. Yes the land got taken hundreds of years ago and that's shitty, but it's also part of history now. If you're going to be giving it back, you can't restrict that to just the bits the government owns; if it's theirs on principle, then give them back the parts that are important to them, not just whatever odds and ends are conveniently not owned by individuals (because as we can see with the Tranch, they sure don't like the idea of giving that privately owned stuff, do they?).

And as for the parts they want to give up, the federally owned stuff, a lot of that is National Parks and shit. Natives aren't all a bunch of Noble Savage woo woo feather hippies who want to live in teepees and commune with nature like it's 1776, they're real people with real problems of their own. Yeah, they probably enjoy untouched natural forest as much as anyone else... and they also like having money to keep their community running, and sometimes that means you clear cut that untouched forest to turn it into a parking lot or strip mall. Woo woo shit is great but feeding your family is better. If your average American likes having protected land like that to enjoy, maybe consider that the whole reason it's government controlled is so that it doesn't get sold off to get turned into a desolate wasteland by, say, a bunch of white-ass trannies who don't know their ass from an Amhole in the ground.

Empty-ass virtue signaling for a bunch of smug manbaby fucks. Especially considering how hard they fought to ignore that person on twitter whining about their colonizer coffee buddies or whatever.

Injun pandering amongst modern leftoids is some hilarious shit. You see, not only has da evul huwite mayne taken everything the Indio has, he has reduced him to a meth addicted alcoholic living in a trailer infested with vermin and with no utilities, and worst of all his children grow up to either be like him or BLM/Pansexual/DID/ADHD/PTST/ACAB/Abolish twitter bio people, the white man has colonized his children's mind and made them woke retards.
But specifically on giving Injuns control of vast swathes of the country that idea is obviouslt idiotic but it is near dangerously idiotic and completely a product of seething communist prairie niggers and pathetic white leftists. If you give Injuns land they will build a casino on it, and the white man will pour his money into it. The Red man is completely dependent on the white man for his livelihood, by giving them so much casino building space they are essentially ensuring that the red man will be forever suckling on the teat of white society. And as you mentioned they will also just whore out/destroy their lands.

Empty-ass virtue signaling for a bunch of smug manbaby fucks.

The funniest thing is that none of the shit they advocate for will NEVER happen, never fucking ever. Mainly because Uncle sam isn't going to give up a bunch of his holdings because the 73 members of the Len'ah'hoping'king'ning'we tribe (which are on average 40% white genetically) asked very nicely and even if they did they certainly don't have the manpower nor infrastructure to maintain it. They still fight for woke ethnostates though, even the slightly more reasonable tards who don't advocate for running the white devils off and just having the injuns control local government fight for woke apartheid.

Give all tribal lands back to the ACTUAL indigenous people the Indians killed and ate.

Which if you believe the internet rantings of certain people, were Huwite people.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

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I'm late as fuck but lol at this. He's trying to find the balance of having the common Troon ebegging tropes (abuse!! I had to escape! Send money now!) whilst trying to keep the door open so he can scuttle back if (when) alyssa blows up.

Also wow, watching Paul throw away a ten year relationship over Sky pointing out that Alyssa is full of shit is just peak personality disorder bullshit.

It wouldn't surprise me if living at the ranch is just endless walking on egg shells (the kinds they don't want to "crack".)

 

[Oxyjen]

I don’t know what their equipment situation is like but speaking from experience as a construction dummy, they’d need a decent trailer and a 3/4 ton (or larger) truck to haul that off. As well as a place to store it. Equipment like that is retardedly expensive even if it’s used with tens of thousands of hours on it- someone with a trailer and a truck /will/ steal it if they just park it in front of someone’s house in a residential suburb or what the fuck ever.

Assuming Mandozer is off the reservation for good, he has no need for a tractor and could just sell it back to the dealer (Front Range Kubota?) and ask them to collect it.

What money was used to buy it is a different story.

 

[AprilRains]

Assuming Mandozer is off the reservation for good, he has no need for a tractor and could just sell it back to the dealer (Front Range Kubota?) and ask them to collect it.

What money was used to buy it is a different story.

Wasn't it leased?