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Say what you want about JF but he is a black belt in handling tards, hopefully when Ralph completes his transition into Adrienne he will Join JF's downie harem
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Say what you want about JF but he is a black belt in handling tards, hopefully when Ralph completes his transition into Adrienne he will Join JF's downie harem
That's implying he paid or commissioned that, which he clearly didn't.kinda pathetic to not receive or pay for new art to use and having to edit old art like that
Maybe @MeltyTW? If he ever runs out of gas on his GatorQuest, anyway.The world is a cruel one. The good Ethan Ralph was called up to heaven while the evil one is forced to stay here. Don't you worry though Ralph, some weirdo will most definitely go to livestream your funeral. I will be there in spirit of course.
does the state even bury unclaimed bodies and would you even be allowed to attend such an event as a mourner? they might just throw him in the pig feed or cremate him and flush him down an economically efficient waste disposal low water toilet. would i have to claim his body,is that a thing i could even do?Maybe @MeltyTW? If he ever runs out of gas on his GatorQuest, anyway.
I guess we could always do a GiveSendGo to give Ralph a funeral.does the state even bury unclaimed bodies and would you even be allowed to attend such an event as a mourner? they might just throw him in the pig feed or cremate him and flush him down an economically efficient waste disposal low water toilet. would i have to claim his body,is that a thing i could even do?
loving buried in a compost heap after having his height and gunt measured and filmed for the kiwifarms to laugh at. maybe i can even get null to piss on his grave to pay respects.I guess we could always do a GiveSendGo to give Ralph a funeral.
I’ll happily pay up in order to give Ethan the kind of send-off that Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi got from their former subjects. Make sure to drink plenty of fluids and take Ex-Lax beforehand!I guess we could always do a GiveSendGo to give Ralph a funeral.
It's adorable thinking anyone is going to give a shit about his corpse. He's going to be buried in some public grave, unremembered to all, because nobody wants to remember a revenge pornographer and serial abuser. Better arrange that shit for your next heart episode, Trashburgers.loving buried in a compost heap after having his height and gunt measured and filmed for the kiwifarms to laugh at. maybe i can even get null to piss on his grave to pay respects.
When The Gunt dies, nobody will give a shit about him. He's alienated everyone, and even those close to him won't care when he's gone.It's adorable thinking anyone is going to give a shit about his corpse. He's going to be buried in some public grave, unremembered to all, because nobody wants to remember a revenge pornographer and serial abuser. Better arrange that shit for your next heart episode, Trashburgers.
Motherfucker, it was YOU that ate the last of the rolls you broke dick petafile. We can holler over each other all thanksgiving day, i.. GODDAMN. ARGOIRJGIOJRGJDOFISJDIFDIOlaughing at the thought of ralph sitting at the dinner table talking about how "matter of fact now that i think about it i bet it was actually me who cooked this nice thanksgiving dinner"
When Ralph dies I fully intend to piss on his grave the next time I'm in that part of the country. So, I have kind of a vested interest in how he's buried, but I can understand if that's an unpopular sentiment.It's adorable thinking anyone is going to give a shit about his corpse. He's going to be buried in some public grave, unremembered to all, because nobody wants to remember a revenge pornographer and serial abuser. Better arrange that shit for your next heart episode, Trashburgers.
Some people take trips to Gerry Jarcia's grave or whatever murder is popular right now for all sorts of reasons. People have done worse for less. There's usually reasons why infamously shitty people don't have marked graves.When Ralph dies I fully intend to piss on his grave the next time I'm in that part of the country. So, I have kind of a vested interest in how he's buried, but I can understand if that's an unpopular sentiment.
I don't know if there's any incinerator that his fat ass can fit in.Ralph'll be thrown in whatever public lot/incinerator is available and the world will be better for it.
When Ralph dies I fully intend to piss on his grave the next time I'm in that part of the country. So, I have kind of a vested interest in how he's buried, but I can understand if that's an unpopular sentiment.
Witness GG Allin's grave. They had to remove the headstone due to all the shitting, pissing, drinking, shooting up, and littering. And that's from his admirers.Some people take trips to Gerry Jarcia's grave or whatever murder is popular right now for all sorts of reasons. People have done worse for less. There's usually reasons why infamously shitty people don't have marked graves.
Ralph'll be thrown in whatever public lot/incinerator is available and the world will be better for it.
Oh fuck we need to have his body shipped for nulls garden. We can use his corpse for a literal corn harvest.Witness GG Allin's grave. They had to remove the headstone due to all the shitting, pissing, drinking, shooting up, and littering. And that's from his admirers.
The things that would happen to Ethan's grave that he himself has provoked, make no mistake would put that to shame, at least on the scatological level. His funeral plot would be sold to Russians. His graveside service would have a corn bouquet delivered to it. Aylawg cemetary workers would cover his coffin with six feet of horse shit. The mind boggles.