🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
Dunno if anyone else saw this by chance, is it an omen? A sign of things to come? A truly unfortunate man who shares the same name as the gunt?

Was this Ethan taken in error as a sacrifice to the corn and the Gunt managed to avoid his turn?


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This man seemed truly happy, and had lots of people that will seem to miss him.

Ralph, when you die, who will be at your graveside? Pantsu will be too busy grooming your child. Gator won't be invited to the funeral, and will probably have canabalized your show immediately. Jim will laugh at you. Dick will tweet hes going to your funeral but no evidence will ever be seen of it happening. Who is left? You never talk about IRL friends, you don't have any family, or atleast any that want to associate with you. Who is left that will go?

Think on that when you waste a few more months of your very limited remaining ones in prison for another fuckup you committed.
 
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The world is a cruel one. The good Ethan Ralph was called up to heaven while the evil one is forced to stay here. Don't you worry though Ralph, some weirdo will most definitely go to livestream your funeral. I will be there in spirit of course.
Maybe @MeltyTW? If he ever runs out of gas on his GatorQuest, anyway.
 
Maybe @MeltyTW? If he ever runs out of gas on his GatorQuest, anyway.
does the state even bury unclaimed bodies and would you even be allowed to attend such an event as a mourner? they might just throw him in the pig feed or cremate him and flush him down an economically efficient waste disposal low water toilet. would i have to claim his body,is that a thing i could even do?
 
does the state even bury unclaimed bodies and would you even be allowed to attend such an event as a mourner? they might just throw him in the pig feed or cremate him and flush him down an economically efficient waste disposal low water toilet. would i have to claim his body,is that a thing i could even do?
I guess we could always do a GiveSendGo to give Ralph a funeral.
 
I guess we could always do a GiveSendGo to give Ralph a funeral.
I’ll happily pay up in order to give Ethan the kind of send-off that Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi got from their former subjects. Make sure to drink plenty of fluids and take Ex-Lax beforehand!
 
loving buried in a compost heap after having his height and gunt measured and filmed for the kiwifarms to laugh at. maybe i can even get null to piss on his grave to pay respects.
It's adorable thinking anyone is going to give a shit about his corpse. He's going to be buried in some public grave, unremembered to all, because nobody wants to remember a revenge pornographer and serial abuser. Better arrange that shit for your next heart episode, Trashburgers.
 
It's adorable thinking anyone is going to give a shit about his corpse. He's going to be buried in some public grave, unremembered to all, because nobody wants to remember a revenge pornographer and serial abuser. Better arrange that shit for your next heart episode, Trashburgers.
When The Gunt dies, nobody will give a shit about him. He's alienated everyone, and even those close to him won't care when he's gone.
 
laughing at the thought of ralph sitting at the dinner table talking about how "matter of fact now that i think about it i bet it was actually me who cooked this nice thanksgiving dinner"
Motherfucker, it was YOU that ate the last of the rolls you broke dick petafile. We can holler over each other all thanksgiving day, i.. GODDAMN. ARGOIRJGIOJRGJDOFISJDIFDIO
 
It's adorable thinking anyone is going to give a shit about his corpse. He's going to be buried in some public grave, unremembered to all, because nobody wants to remember a revenge pornographer and serial abuser. Better arrange that shit for your next heart episode, Trashburgers.
When Ralph dies I fully intend to piss on his grave the next time I'm in that part of the country. So, I have kind of a vested interest in how he's buried, but I can understand if that's an unpopular sentiment.
 
When Ralph dies I fully intend to piss on his grave the next time I'm in that part of the country. So, I have kind of a vested interest in how he's buried, but I can understand if that's an unpopular sentiment.
Some people take trips to Gerry Jarcia's grave or whatever murder is popular right now for all sorts of reasons. People have done worse for less. There's usually reasons why infamously shitty people don't have marked graves.

Ralph'll be thrown in whatever public lot/incinerator is available and the world will be better for it.
 
When Ralph dies I fully intend to piss on his grave the next time I'm in that part of the country. So, I have kind of a vested interest in how he's buried, but I can understand if that's an unpopular sentiment.
Some people take trips to Gerry Jarcia's grave or whatever murder is popular right now for all sorts of reasons. People have done worse for less. There's usually reasons why infamously shitty people don't have marked graves.

Ralph'll be thrown in whatever public lot/incinerator is available and the world will be better for it.
Witness GG Allin's grave. They had to remove the headstone due to all the shitting, pissing, drinking, shooting up, and littering. And that's from his admirers.

The things that would happen to Ethan's grave that he himself has provoked, make no mistake would put that to shame, at least on the scatological level. His funeral plot would be sold to Russians. His graveside service would have a corn bouquet delivered to it. Aylawg cemetary workers would cover his coffin with six feet of horse shit. The mind boggles.
 
Witness GG Allin's grave. They had to remove the headstone due to all the shitting, pissing, drinking, shooting up, and littering. And that's from his admirers.

The things that would happen to Ethan's grave that he himself has provoked, make no mistake would put that to shame, at least on the scatological level. His funeral plot would be sold to Russians. His graveside service would have a corn bouquet delivered to it. Aylawg cemetary workers would cover his coffin with six feet of horse shit. The mind boggles.
Oh fuck we need to have his body shipped for nulls garden. We can use his corpse for a literal corn harvest.
 
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