Sonichu FB 10/25 - Chris Uploads New Sonichu 11 Pages

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"Who would think a backstage of an elementary school would have a dress available in case of child-to-teenage growth spurts."
"Various donations do go the long way, sweet-bolt."

Chris actually makes a joke.
It's pretty close, a few word changes here and there would help.

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Good to see that Chris's grasp of the English language has progressed no further from that of a six-year-old in all this time. Seriously, is proof-reading really that difficult these days?
I couldn't even get through this! We live in such a good time when these things can get spotted, yet this goes on past without question.

So who the hell is Kevin, anyway?
A prick.
 
Wait Christine Rosechu is just a thing? No questions? No story? Just "Boom here it is?" Even the most tolerant person would have SOME questions. I guess having the personality of styrofoam has some benefits after all.

EDIT- Why are 3 year old having relationship drama? Besides poor writing I mean.
 
I'm calling it now, Kevin gets into some bullshit random thing, and either turns into Hanukkachu through some mutation thing or gets into trouble, and then needs Cera to help, and she willingly does, because that's what women should do.
 
I'm calling it now, Kevin gets into some bullshit random thing, and either turns into Hanukkachu through some mutation thing or gets into trouble, and then needs Cera to help, and she willingly does, because that's what women should do.
Actually he said Cera is Lesbian or something a while back (only reason I remember was because I thought it was just so Chris to muse over the sexual habits of every single character, including children). Considering Magi-Chan also said he was going to change something about Cera to help her deal with the grief, and this is just speculation here.... Is Magi-Chan going to make Cera gay? If so that fits so fucking perfect with the fan theory that Magi-Chan is a homo and/or a sadistic bastard.
 
Wait Christine Rosechu is just a thing? No questions? No story? Just "Boom here it is?" Even the most tolerant person would have SOME questions. I guess having the personality of styrofoam has some benefits after all.

EDIT- Why are 3 year old having relationship drama? Besides poor writing I mean.
Because Chris doesn't know how to write for that age group!

I'm trying to get over the repeal of the separation of Church and State in CWCville if it allowed a public school to perform The Nativity.
 
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Actually he said Cera is Lesbian or something a while back (only reason I remember was because I thought it was just so Chris to muse over the sexual habits of every single character, including children). Considering Magi-Chan also said he was going to change something about Cera to help her deal with the grief, and this is just speculation here.... Is Magi-Chan going to make Cera gay? If so that fits so fucking perfect with the fan theory that Magi-Chan is a homo and/or a sadistic bastard.
"A boy broke up with you (even though you weren't really dating)? How about I change a major part of your personality so you momentarily feel better."

Wow that would be insanely fucked up.
 
"A boy broke up with you (even though you weren't really dating)? How about I change a major part of your personality so you momentarily feel better."

Wow that would be insanely fucked up.
Imagine an After School Special like that!
 
"A boy broke up with you (even though you weren't really dating)? How about I change a major part of your personality so you momentarily feel better."

Wow that would be insanely fucked up.
This is why Magi-Chan is such a great character. He's fucking omnipotent and can seemingly do anything he wants to, but often times does nothing to really help a situation and seems to toy with every single character.
 
I have to admit, I did find the Amish bit amusing. Not in a laugh-out-loud way, but by Sonichu standards it was comedy gold. I can't help but think it's ripped off from somewhere, though, if only because the joke seems to relate to the Pet Rock craze of the 70s rather than an actual rock garden.

Likely from something Chris saw on TV the day before...

 
Which only makes the sudden shift from gorey revenge flick to slice of life comedy even more surreal. God. What must it be like to read all of Sonichu for the first time in chronological order?

The gorey revenge flick was mostly done due to troll interactions. No offense to the Asperpedia crew.

This is just the unfettered autism and wish fulfilment boiling in Chris's mind without much outsider interference to make him angry. Maybe the next episode will be about buying legos.
 
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Likely from something Chris saw on TV the day before...

God dammit Chris. Well, I still liked the gift-giving bit before that. The Homepride Flour Trolls are my favourite Sonichu characters in a long time.

Also, you know how trolls used to suggest that Magi-Chan was gay? And you know how he's now fucking Silvana? And you know how when we last saw Silvana, she still had male genitalia? Basically what I'm saying is that we now have confirmation that Magi-Chan loves the D.
 
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