Waukesha, WI, Parade Vehicle Attack - Suspect is Darrell Edward Brooks, currently in custody.

[wtfNeedSignUp]

So they are putting the SUV on trial?

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Can we go back to Pol schizos vs. Neoliberal defense force

Thx

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

If a white dude intentionally drove over an 8 year old jogger in a Kwanzaa parade we'd all be watching Target looting this weekend.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So they are putting the SUV on trial?

Ban assault cars. From now on, everyone will be forced to drive these:

As a bonus, you practically have to use your feet to get them to move, meaning it’s environmentally friendly and will help us transition from oil faster

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You literally have an avi of a guy doing the "I'm sucking a lot of cocks" gesture.

Isn't that Beto O'Rourke doing what he always does?

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

I approve.

Nogs disproportionately are missing feet due to diabetes + loving candy.

Fewer unlicensed drivers = fewer traffic accidents

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Ban assault cars. From now on, everyone will be forced to drive these:
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As a bonus, you practically have to use your feet to get them to move, meaning it’s environmentally friendly and will help us transition from oil faster

Only white people should not own cars.

 

[Potatoherder]

So they are putting the SUV on trial?

In all honesty someone should sue Ford over this like people are suing gun manufactures. The same bullshit logic applies.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

If a white dude intentionally drove over an 8 year old jogger in a Kwanzaa parade we'd all be watching Target looting this weekend.

I'm not sure what's sadder: the niggers creating a "me too" holiday so they can pretend they matter, or that they essentially cribbed the majority of it from the jews

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Ban assault cars. From now on, everyone will be forced to drive these:
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As a bonus, you practically have to use your feet to get them to move, meaning it’s environmentally friendly and will help us transition from oil faster

and yet drivers can run faster than the rest of us, making it unfair.

 

[JambledUpWords]

and yet drivers can run faster than the rest of us, making it unfair.

This car is very ableist and fatphobic, but if people want to ban assault cars, this is one of our only hopes. Humans cannot run as fast as cars, so it’s physically impossible for them to cause as much damage.

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

I'm imagining more of a "wacky races" situation where Watermelons face off against I dunno

Robots?

 

[TurkishOreo]

Anti-suicide vest. A pickle suit essentially.
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Man in a pickle suit was suicidal?

 

[ShoFuKan]

Man in a pickle suit was suicidal?

Could be the guilt hit him, could be he finally snapped out of the focus he was in when he ran over those people and freaked out, necessitating putting him in that for his safety. According to the NYPost, it's not the first time he's self harmed.

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

Defense Attorney: And what were you thinking that day?

Ford EscAPE: Yo I was like 'EEEEYAAAAHHHHH! IM SO SUICIDAL! COPS! COPS! SHOOOOOT MEEEEEEEE! And, welp. That didn't work. So den I wuz like .. guess I have to drive into these white people!'

..I am sick as a mu'fucka n' I needz halp 4 realz"

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Could be the guilt hit him, could be he finally snapped out of the focus he was in when he ran over those people and freaked out, necessitating putting him in that for his safety. According to the NYPost, it's not the first time he's self harmed.

People like him don't feel guilt for anything they do. Look at his rap sheet. They put him in the vest for the same reason they put Dylan Roof in a bulletproof vest, people who are likely to get put away forever like to take the easy way out.

 

[TurkishOreo]

Could be the guilt hit him, could be he finally snapped out of the focus he was in when he ran over those people and freaked out, necessitating putting him in that for his safety. According to the NYPost, it's not the first time he's self harmed.

I meant the Man in a Pickle Suit.

The one who stole Emily away from Chris. Not "50 Pages" with his SUV.

People like him don't feel guilt for anything they do. Look at his rap sheet. They put him in the vest for the same reason they put Dylan Roof in a bulletproof vest, people who are likely to get put away forever like to take the easy way out.

He's getting a life sentence and somebody will probably figure out to extend his life for another 100 years

 

[Drain Todger]

Well, folks. It looks like we've got a killer car on the loose.

"Caused by an SUV". Jesus. Now I've heard everything.

 

[ShoFuKan]

I meant the Man in a Pickle Suit.

The one who stole Emily away from Chris.

Woooosh over my head.
But uhhh, maybe. He hasn't been seen for awhile and with Chris in prison, he's starving for attention.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

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Well, folks. It looks like we've got a killer car on the loose.

"Caused by an SUV". Jesus. Now I've heard everything.

'Ban Assault Cars' is going to be an unironic argument floated by graboids soon.