Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[GhoulTori]

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This is the most boring dude ever. I wonder if he realizes he has no YT presence without FB. He might end up crawling back to her.

 

[Aynat Yxor]

Everyone remembers Box Mountain, right? In the corner that was cleaned out for 400 Canadian? Let's see what corner looks like now:
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and it's full again. Pic of Sam included.

But what about the living room that was clean for the longest time? You know, where Chinz sleeps now? How about a look at part of it:
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It appears Box Mountain has migrate about 20 feet.

Final note: Is it dirt, hair, or cat shit?:
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I love it. She got soooo flustered when he came downstairs to show the cats because of the absolute state of that townhouse. And then the obligatory "We have to clean!". Ok, so she’s embarrassed about the mess, she acknowledges that it’s filthy and has to give excuses as to why it’s filthy, and yet she STILL. DOESN’T. CLEAN.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"What about Nader" a VIB asks in her "I AM GETTING AN APARTMENT IN JAMAICA" stream, "we're NOT in a relationship!" she insists.
As for the cats, either Peetz or Bibi will take them. Bibi looooves the cats, she claims- even though among the many things she cried about during their breakup was that Bibi didn't care about the cats. (Shoutout to @notfoodienotbeauty for reminding me of this)

Aunt is counting on her to make a FIRM decision about renting a house in Jamaican next year. Good luck with that, Auntie.
HONESTLY she's just thinking about taking a break from men, HONESTLY.

Gunty is VERY stressed you guize, and at a crossroads. If she dumps off her cats and goes to Jamaica, she'll experience "personal growth", growth for her channel (because ofc she'll become a VERY successful travel vlogger gunting her way around Jamaica, we all know she LOVES the hot sun, sand in her rolls, interacting with people and exploring new places hotel rooms!) and the "thought of being in a really serious relationship" REALLY freaks her out (nevermind that she bought an engagement ring* for herself, that apparently no longer happened). On the other hand, if she's away from Drippy McGreenSchlong for months at a time, she'll miss the broomsticking, bubba guntoosh and slaps on the camel hump. What is our distressed damsel to do?!

Of course she didn't actually verbalize this quandary, as it's become very clear that Nader has forbidden her to speak about their relationship: she is to buy him things, edit his videos and keep her goddamn food-hole shut if she wants to retain floor-mattress privileges.

*Speaking of engagement rings, she said that she didn't even know where the engagement was, forgetting that she previously told us she left it at the Crack Palace (sometime after dramatically pulling it off her fat finger and chucking it in the back seat of her car during a ragestream). If Nader was smart, he'd auction that sucker off to one of his "Friends With Benefits".

Guntal worked herself up into a lather and ended the stream abruptly, saying that she was VERY DEPRESSED and was going to watch a movie and try to relax but might be back later. If Nader doesn't answer her texts, there's a pretty decent chance we just might get that Guntsgiving ragestream that's been simmering on the back burner.


ETA: For anyone interested, I managed to find the vid of Gunty whining about how Bibi didn't care about the cats in her 2/8/20 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do vid, around 10 min in. She KNEW Bibi wasn't her soulmate because he'd just grunt when she'd shriek for him to come look every time the cats were doing something cute. "Like if you cannot appreciate a cute cat, then you're NOT my soulmate!" But sure, we totally believe Malan is willing to let you dump your cats off on him (especially the elderly one who who has been puking everywhere) while you gunt around.
If she actually did text him about this, I have a feeling he just gave her the ol' like usual.

 

[Allowedperception]

We all know that this Jamaica pipe dream is just that, but does auntie actually think Chins is capable of being relied on in any capacity? Chantal is seeing this all through rose colored glasses of how Nads will be love sick and the amazing tourism vlogs. If she was at all cognizant she'd realize that she had a complete fucking melt down over getting two tires changed but somehow thinks she'd be able to physically and mentally handle living abroad? Lmao fuck.

 

[Schmooo]

I love it. She got soooo flustered when he came downstairs to show the cats because of the absolute state of that townhouse. And then the obligatory "We have to clean!". Ok, so she’s embarrassed about the mess, she acknowledges that it’s filthy and has to give excuses as to why it’s filthy, and yet she STILL. DOESN’T. CLEAN.

I’ll never fail to be astonished at what Chantal is and isn’t mortifyingly embarrassed about.
The trash in her villa is embarrassing!
But lumbering in to Pee’s stream looking like this?
Just another Thursday night you goise.

 

[In Memoriam]

Oh please, let Chantal move to Jamaica! She will fucking hate every second of it and I will be HERE FOR IT

 

[goddessalthena]

The Gunt should know they rarely have central air in Jamaica unless you're in a swanky hotel or mansion. The woman who sweats in winters so cold you can sneeze snow, she sweats like a hog fresh from the oven. She would never make it a week without central air being pumped onto her luscious burlap fat rolls.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

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for your viewing pleasure, ya fuckin beezers
edit: I meant to add more pictures but I pressed post too quickly.

Well. We seem to have moved from the macabre to the inexplicably grotesque. She could not have picked a worse garment to purchase because she refuses to launder her clothing and needs to buy new clean clothes when she stains the others to the point she cannot wear them. Pink with a cut out chest with a mock turtleneck overlay. Instantly identifiable, cannot be paired with tshirts like her plaid shirt, and in a style she can't manipulate easily when she feels insecure about her chins.

Seriously, I showed the pic where she pulled the mock turtleneck up to hide her chins to Mr. DP3D. It took him a while to fully understand that those bottom rolls are her chins. He winced and actually felt a bit of pity for her because he doesn't know her and because it seemed so sad to him that she bought this sweater out of desperation and is clearly uneasy in it yet seemingly unaware that her chin is literally hanging out. I wonder if the mechanics found her pathetic, too. Chantal likes to be disgusting but she loathes it when normal people feel bad for her because of her appearance so I kind of hope they treated her with patronizing kindness, like the way Princess Alexandra of Wales treated Joseph Merrick, the Elephant Man. The only difference being that she genuinely felt kindness toward a man who had not caused his malady and was kind, intelligent and dignified. She respected him so she hid the natural disgust his malady - on top of everything else, he also smelled really bad - caused her until she left his room after visiting him. I hope the mechanics showed her pity for being an insecure circus freak without hiding their disgust and contempt.

Yeah, they took Aleve back to prescription status because it had a higher incidence of serious stomach issues. Didn't know it was an OTC med again but nevertheless, exceptionally poor choice of non-prescription pain killer considering her issues.

What can she take? NSAIDs are gonna wreck her stomach and kidneys. Acetaminophen will destroy her liver. Prescription narcotics will cause fatal constipation and addiction. She really can't take aspirin if she's on blood thinners though if she isn't she may as well as she needs her blood thinned for sure. Imagine eating your way out of treating a simple headache or back twinge.

Wow, this is quite a look back. Her level of bitchiness never changed but whoa her hair sure did.

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So did her coherence. Jesus fuck, the difference between then and now is like watching a documentary about a person developing dementia. She HEE HEES too much and tics but she can finish a thought, complete sentences, and her videos, though vapid, had a coherent theme - fat woman eats too much while trying to tell a story she hopes is entertaining. Her manners were gross but she managed to eat without completely smearing it all over her face, body and clothes. The absolute degeneration in every regard is shocking.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Chantal treated her mom and aunt to Mexican food with James' YT earnings.
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There's something of putting about two relatives referring to you as 'cutie' in their posts.

 

[Chunky Drunky Junky Monky]

We all know that this Jamaica pipe dream is just that, but does auntie actually think Chins is capable of being relied on in any capacity? Chantal is seeing this all through rose colored glasses of how Nads will be love sick and the amazing tourism vlogs. If she was at all cognizant she'd realize that she had a complete fucking melt down over getting two tires changed but somehow thinks she'd be able to physically and mentally handle living abroad? Lmao fuck.

I can't help but think this is the family's way of getting her out of her 'situation' of a drug abused user and her addictions. A new environment, away from Stabby McStab Stab. Good on them for trying but this, like Cuntal's life in general, will be a colossal failure.

Just the thought of this bitch in Jamaica makes me TEE HEE.

As an aside, I didn't think anyone could be more boring than our dainty qween but McStabby's YT videos surpass her entirely. Dude should just give it up, he's embarrassing himself more than fucking a hambeast and taking her money. At least he can't blame Cuntal for ruining his reputation from now on.

 

[weaselhat]

Regardless of chantals past medical history, she is on hard drugs. This makes it impossible to say her issue is her hysterectomy. Bitch has drug induced psychosis, a raging personality disorder or five, and low IQ.

ETA: now her family is planning on her aunt babysitting her in Jamaica. That would be hilarious even though it will never happen.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The fake smoking pot will never not make me annoyed.

It is annoying but also perfectly on brand for a woman who hasn't mentally progressed past the age of 15.

A WILD GUNT APPEARS...
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You can literally see the camera shake as she waddles into the room, gunt swangin'!
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Reminiscent of the Vaush swamp ogre cameo and yet, despite this one featuring no nudity, I think it's a little more horrifying due to the absolutely manic look on her face as she thunders into the room.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I can't help but think this is the family's way of getting her out of her 'situation' of a drug abused user and her addictions. A new environment, away from Stabby McStab Stab. Good on them for trying but this, like Cuntal's life in general, will be a colossal failure.

Just the thought of this bitch in Jamaica makes me TEE HEE.

As an aside, I didn't think anyone could be more boring than our dainty qween but McStabby's YT videos surpass her entirely. Dude should just give it up, he's embarrassing himself more than fucking a hambeast and taking her money. At least he can't blame Cuntal for ruining his reputation from now on.

I dunno, there seems to be something kinda weird about the Jamaican apartment thing.

So Rasta-Auntie has a friend who wants to sublet an apartment for a while. Rasta-Auntie wants Chantal to go halvsies on the rent so that RA can live there and Chantal can "visit". That's a weird ask.

Is Rasta-Auntie one of the people whom Chantal is "supporting" because she's "struggling"? If so, how and why is Auntie paying for Chantal's totally real therapy appointments that she keeps skipping?

There's just something fishy about this. I wish we knew more about Auntie. She left Jamaica just before Grams bought the farm, so it's easy to assume that's why she left. But she apparently totally abandoned her life there -- rehomed her dogs, resigned from the dispensary, etc. So returning to Canada was a permanent plan. But now she's ready and able to just jaunt back to Jamaica to sublet an apartment for months, provided her niece is contributing. So I'm guessing she still doesn't have a job in Canada, or at least not one she's worried about ditching on short notice (probably works in a headshop here). And I'm guessing she still has legal status (visas or whatever) to work in Jamaica.

So really, she seems about as reliable and mature as Chantal herself. And my initial response is that really, in some ways isn't the worst thing. I mean, be a free-spirited old hippie, flitting from cannabis-friendly country to cannabis-friendly country. You do you, Rasta-Auntie. Every family has a harmless eccentric or two somewhere. Up until now, she's apparently supported herself and been a reasonably good person with family ties, friends, etc. so let the weird old white woman with the terrifying eyebrows do her thing.

But as soon as I think to myself that she doesn't seem as malignant as Chins, I remember that she's getting her niece to pay her rent with the promise of being able to visit any time (once she's lost enough weight to fit on the fucking plane, which will be approximately never, and I'm pretty sure Auntie knows it). Also, Chantal will never leave Nader or her other addictions. She can barely stay sober/fast foodless and free of the eaiting pyramid for a few hours at a time, let alone a week or month away from Nashies, green dicks, and whatever she's snorting to keep her weight under 400. I'm sure Auntie knows that, too. I just can't bring myself to believe that this is all being orchestrated for Chinny's benefit. I can't quite believe that Chantal's addictions and other health issues are anything but a convenient afterthought and that Auntie wants rent and Mama just wants Chantal to piss off somewhere, anywhere already.

This whole family seems fucked up, tbh.

 

[easymodo]

Finally some fresh fucking content. I was hoping for a final breakup and a new tinder saga but a Jamaica saga is more than I could have hoped for. Please go.

 

[HAMS Sandwich]

I dunno, there seems to be something kinda weird about the Jamaican apartment thing.

So Rasta-Auntie has a friend who wants to sublet an apartment for a while. Rasta-Auntie wants Chantal to go halvsies on the rent so that RA can live there and Chantal can "visit". That's a weird ask.

Is Rasta-Auntie one of the people whom Chantal is "supporting" because she's "struggling"? If so, how and why is Auntie paying for Chantal's totally real therapy appointments that she keeps skipping?

There's just something fishy about this. I wish we knew more about Auntie. She left Jamaica just before Grams bought the farm, so it's easy to assume that's why she left. But she apparently totally abandoned her life there -- rehomed her dogs, resigned from the dispensary, etc. So returning to Canada was a permanent plan. But now she's ready and able to just jaunt back to Jamaica to sublet an apartment for months, provided her niece is contributing. So I'm guessing she still doesn't have a job in Canada, or at least not one she's worried about ditching on short notice (probably works in a headshop here). And I'm guessing she still has legal status (visas or whatever) to work in Jamaica.

So really, she seems about as reliable and mature as Chantal herself. And my initial response is that really, in some ways isn't the worst thing. I mean, be a free-spirited old hippie, flitting from cannabis-friendly country to cannabis-friendly country. You do you, Rasta-Auntie. Every family has a harmless eccentric or two somewhere. Up until now, she's apparently supported herself and been a reasonably good person with family ties, friends, etc. so let the weird old white woman with the terrifying eyebrows do her thing.

But as soon as I think to myself that she doesn't seem as malignant as Chins, I remember that she's getting her niece to pay her rent with the promise of being able to visit any time (once she's lost enough weight to fit on the fucking plane, which will be approximately never, and I'm pretty sure Auntie knows it). Also, Chantal will never leave Nader or her other addictions. She can barely stay sober/fast foodless and free of the eaiting pyramid for a few hours at a time, let alone a week or month away from Nashies, green dicks, and whatever she's snorting to keep her weight under 400. I'm sure Auntie knows that, too. I just can't bring myself to believe that this is all being orchestrated for Chinny's benefit. I can't quite believe that Chantal's addictions and other health issues are anything but a convenient afterthought and that Auntie wants rent and Mama just wants Chantal to piss off somewhere, anywhere already.

This whole family seems fucked up, tbh.

I think you're partially right, although Chins said yesterday that her auntie is returning to Jamaica. However, we know that Chantal is about as unreliable a narrator as one can get.

I think what you need to consider is that Chantal will not leave the country, she is way too fat to fit in one and probably 2 airplane seats and I highly doubt she has ever stepped inside of an airport before.

She is used to her comfortable living routine in Canada and as a kiwi above pointed out, will struggle immensely with the heat of anywhere other than Ottawa, she was struggling in the summer when it was hitting 27 degrees.

I would also even guess that she doesn't actually have a passport, or if she does, it has long expired. I' guess she must've used one to go to sonic that one time when she crossed the border and thought she could pay at US fast food chains with Canadian dollars though..

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I think you're partially right, although Chins said yesterday that her auntie is returning to Jamaica. However, we know that Chantal is about as unreliable a narrator as one can get.

I think what you need to consider is that Chantal will not leave the country, she is way too fat to fit in one and probably 2 airplane seats and I highly doubt she has ever stepped inside of an airport before.

She is used to her comfortable living routine in Canada and as a kiwi above pointed out, will struggle immensely with the heat of anywhere other than Ottawa, she was struggling in the summer when it was hitting 27 degrees.

I would also even guess that she doesn't actually have a passport, or if she does, it has long expired. I' guess she must've used one to go to sonic that one time when she crossed the border and thought she could pay at US fast food chains with Canadian dollars though..

She evidently didn't have a passport when she went on her food bucket list trip. That was a major part of her story, at least.

And yeah, I think the odds of her going to Jamaica are one of the few slim things in the Chinnyverse. The odds of her making it a week in that heat are even slimmer.

I'm just expressing my serious doubt that this is, at its core, a serious intervention thing on behalf of the family, especially the aunt, who seems sketchier to me by the day. Auntie wants to go back to the warm but can't afford it -- conveniently, she has a gullible hamplanet niece with too much money (or who claims she has too much money) who can get her back to the island and pay half her rent while she figures out how to permanently relocate to the warm. And gullible hamplanet is also dumb enough to accept "You can visit anytime! It'll be great for your addictions!" as not only a good deal for paying half someone's rent, but also a thing that might actually happen. She'll visit Jamaica around the same time she gets a six-pack and everyone -- even Chins herself, deep down -- knows it.

Meanwhile, Mama just seems to want Chantal to do something other than fuck crackheads, make a spectacle of herself and her family on social media, and maybe just go away for a bit. I don't think she really believes Chantal will ever lose weight or get healthy, and that probably goes for whatever drugs other than THC she's using, but I could see her optimistically thinking that maybe a change would do Chantal good and at least get her the fuck out of the picture for a while. But I don't think she has much hope of any of this and just wants her freeloading sister to freeload off someone else for a bit. Mama has a family, a job, potential grandkids incoming via Nat, and a life in general. She doesn't need this shit.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Oh please, let Chantal move to Jamaica! She will fucking hate every second of it and I will be HERE FOR IT

I would love to see her move to Jamaica. I would love to see her do the things she does at her current house/country down there, then cry they all hate her cause she's fat.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

This Jamaica thing is teenage Chumptal trying to make a watching Nader panic about losing his meal ticket true love.
What if he doesn’t hurry up and make a move on the luxury, forest hog cabin, and she puts down a deposit with her Auntie?!!

I swear if she wasn’t neutered, we would be getting this scene in a high, kitchen livestream-
”I dunno you guys.……. I was supposed to get my period last week I think…… wait.... is there a calendar….? NO, I swear! I don’t think I’m pregnant, I’m just saying!”

 

[Occipital Fupa]

I'm just expressing my serious doubt that this is, at its core, a serious intervention thing on behalf of the family, especially the aunt, who seems sketchier to me by the day. Auntie wants to go back to the warm but can't afford it -- conveniently, she has a gullible hamplanet niece with too much money (or who claims she has too much money) who can get her back to the island and pay half her rent while she figures out how to permanently relocate to the warm. And gullible hamplanet is also dumb enough to accept "You can visit anytime! It'll be great for your addictions!" as not only a good deal for paying half someone's rent, but also a thing that might actually happen. She'll visit Jamaica around the same time she gets a six-pack and everyone -- even Chins herself, deep down -- knows it.

Gram spent so much money on the behemoth, I'm not judging rasta-auntie for trying to get some of it back from Chantal.

 

[literally low-key]

Remember when we use to freak out over chantal's clicking jaw? We've come a long way baby!