DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[snort inquisition]

i dunno, on the one hand i'm expecting him to post the robust thanksgiving meal that he was so excited to eat but on the other hand he's still getting made fun of for the last one

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I wonder if Phil is gonna make up some crazy story about stationaries causing a ruckus after driving Kat to work tomorrow.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

how much do you want to bet phil wont see the hypocrisy in him scrolling this thread on thanksgiving while calling us all losers for being here on thanksgiving

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder if Phil is gonna make up some crazy story about stationaries causing a ruckus after driving Kat to work tomorrow.

It's a ridiculous lie already.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

That turkey honestly looks disgusting.

Also nice gummy vitamins Phil.

 

[verymuchawful]

Mashed sweet potatoes? Is Khet just special like this or is there an actual divide between candied sweet potatoes and mashed in the Thanksgiving food lineup?

 

[Iron Father]

Is that his Thanksgiving meal? The frozen food is one thing but at least bust out the real plates and flatware.

That's his Thanksgiving meal from last year.

His Thanksgiving meal this year will look about the same, except there'll be a shitload more mashed potato and some of Kat's homemade mashed sweet potato.

Because nothing says Loving And Caring Wife more than a woman who serves two different kinds of mashed potato to a husband who doesn't like any kind of mashed potato.


"Duuuuhhhhuhuh."

 

[smackpops]

i don't think i have ever heard of anyone who hates homemade mashed taters instant sure since they suck but never homemade.

 

[Adebisi]

i don't think i have ever heard of anyone who hates homemade mashed taters instant sure since they suck but never homemade.

Well, he has never made mashed potatoes himself so let's look at the list of people who would have served him them in his life. His Mother who taught him to used canned tomatoes and sugar in "homemade" pasta sauce. Leanna a groomed high school dropout who was so good at cooking she had him looking like a grey old poor person for most of their time together. Lastly, we have the very special Khet who is a master of tuna Casserole and reheating QVC turkey dinners.

No wonder he hates something as simple as mashed potatoes because if any of these women served you their mashed potatoes you would be running for the hills.

 

[Down At The Farms]

“I’m so grateful and happy”

Sure DSP, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Also, what respectable adult would write something like this? He’s trying to convince himself this is all true as much as he is everyone else. Just pathetic stuff.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

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“I’m so grateful and happy”

Sure DSP, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Also, what respectable adult would write something like this? He’s trying to convince himself this is all true as much as he is everyone else. Just pathetic stuff.

Phil deep into his own cognitive dissonance to where begging dent-heads for their SSI checks, having to declare bankruptcy due to HORRIBLE financial habits, cashing out your retirement so you play vidya games at a big tournament, putting a cross-country move on credit, and a WHOLE list of other things he's done throughout the years makes you "happy.", sure, Phil. Keep telling yourself that and keep believing that, dude.

 

[Iron Father]

During the stream he said he's thankful for his health, and then did a huge snort.

His cognitive dissonance is truly impressive.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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“I’m so grateful and happy”

Sure DSP, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Also, what respectable adult would write something like this? He’s trying to convince himself this is all true as much as he is everyone else. Just pathetic stuff.

Christ, even in his Thanksgiving speech he can't hold back seething about people more successful than him.
What a bitter man.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

During the stream he said he's thankful for his health, and then did a huge snort.

His cognitive dissonance is truly impressive.

Thankful for his health yet he's a 39 year old man who looks like he's a rapidly decaying 55 year old. Maybe he's thankful that his body which is like something that's poorly held together by duct tape is still somehow holding it together.

 

[der rademacher]

For those interested in such things: the negativ ratings can still be looked up when you use YouTube without logging in. See:

Hm? Old news? My bad.

 

[Pargon]

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“I’m so grateful and happy”

Sure DSP, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Also, what respectable adult would write something like this? He’s trying to convince himself this is all true as much as he is everyone else. Just pathetic stuff.

DarkSydePageant. The man can’t write a single tweet expressing gratitude for what he has without bringing up people who have more than him. Any person, whether Phil knows their name or what they look like or what they do for a living, who makes one dollar more than he does in a year has free real estate waiting for them in his head. When the gin runs dry at 3 AM and he hasn’t had enough to make him pass out, his frantic, exhausted thoughts are of people who he does not know, and who could, in theory, buy more pulls than him in a mobile gatcha game.

 

[The Undying]

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Happy and grateful people do not have a monthly liquor tab the size of yours.

 

[UsedUp]

DSP to his wheelchairs everyday

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Mashed sweet potatoes? Is Khet just special like this or is there an actual divide between candied sweet potatoes and mashed in the Thanksgiving food lineup?

Power level but sweet potato casserole is great. You put roasted marshmallow on top and it's basically like having warm pumpkin pie without the crust. Maybe this is what he meant?
If it's mashed sweet potato with gravy that's just weird.

 

[TurdFondler]

I can understand the aversion to mashed potatoes if he grew up in a household where they were served without butter or salt. I've seen it, just mashed up boiled taters, and it fucking SUCKS.