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Eggplant emoji shaped vibrator/dildo seems like a fantastic option for a gag gift.
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Here is some more weird stuff I found. Don't you want a strap on for your chin?
Also, a snorkel in case you can't breathe when you go down on a woman?
or what about a vibrating periscope for your vagina in case someone reeeeeeeeally wants to see your cervix?
Also this vampire dildo
Or this thing
Also, a snorkel in case you can't breathe when you go down on a woman?
or what about a vibrating periscope for your vagina in case someone reeeeeeeeally wants to see your cervix?
Also this vampire dildo
Or this thing
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Wtf did I just read and moreover whyyyyyyyyyyyy
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A N T E A T E R S
Just a small short story by Shintaro Kago, my favorite comic artist.
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I read the entire thread and the only thing I expected was toys. The cow who joined the thread was amazing.
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I stumbled upon these things when looking at weird Japanese shit. The vibrators look like children's toys and the cock rings look too... cute to be cock rings. Only in Japan... seriously, Japanese sex toys are really strange, like, I get that most of these men (and women to some extent) would rather jerk off to fictional characters than have a real relationship, but come on.
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Out of morbid curiosity I decided to look and see if there was such a thing as a smart vibrator and yes It exists
It apparently is a rabbit vibrator that tracks your orgasms and delivers feedback so you can jerk off more efficiently or something. I don't care if they talk about how privacy is important and stuff, with how smart devices are, I think it is better for vibrators to remain dumb.
What do ya'll think?
It apparently is a rabbit vibrator that tracks your orgasms and delivers feedback so you can jerk off more efficiently or something. I don't care if they talk about how privacy is important and stuff, with how smart devices are, I think it is better for vibrators to remain dumb.
What do ya'll think?
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Not new. In 2005 I went to the Erotica trade show in London (I was a student and thus a gigantic coomer, what do you expect) and I discovered a stand by the Cool and Groovy Toy Company. They made a bluetooth powered vibrator. The idea was you shoved it up your appropriate orifice and paired it with your phone and set it so that whenever you got a text from a specific contact it would vibrate in a way that was determined by the length and content of the message.
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Vibrators controlled by apps also exist, as in - you use the app to control the vibration instead of buttons on the thing itself.
I agree, I don't want Zucc or the sex toy Zucc equivalent to know anything about my cooch and cooch related habits.
Like all products that seem really stupid to the able bodied, maybe it has some kind of use for people with a sexual dysfunction? Like someone who is in treatment for low libido or something like that? But I can't imagine a gynecologist or a psychologist looking at the app and going "ah it looks like it takes you about 30 minutes to climax fully, what kind of porn were you viewing at this particular peak?"
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when are we getting dildos with actual piercings built in, god dammit
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Also, yeah, app controlled vibrators are very much a thing and are marketed for long distance relationships and whatnot. It does remind me of a post I saw on RPG horror stories of an ad someone posted where this woman basically wanted these people to get access and control her app controlled vibrator while she was playing D&D, DMing. That can definitely go horribly wrong in so many ways, especially if it is in person and the people are unaware she is using it. Like, seriously? Are you that much of a coomer you can't wait until you are done playing to jerk off?
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Someone bringing up the caterpillar dildo again reminds me of something. There is this German sex toy company called Fun Factory that has a vibrator as a mascot named Patchy Paul. It is basically a g-spot vibrator that is a caterpillar and it even has little eyes at the tip. I don't think I know of any other sex toy companies that have a mascot, let alone one you can buy a toy of.
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Le me
Le epic steampunk gentlesir
"Goodness gracious! I require sexual stimulation!"
Le steampunk onahole
"U jelly?"
Le epic steampunk gentlesir
"Goodness gracious! I require sexual stimulation!"
Le steampunk onahole
"U jelly?"
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Posted already I assume but fuck it.
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Not an actual sex toy but I feel this comic belongs here.
