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When will Jack drop dead?

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One's a graphic designer, one plays for UCLA, one is in a very happy relationship in St. Louis...Jr stuck 30 minutes from his parents house working at a 7-11
TBH, I'll never understand how someone can be happy with a shit job like this and isn't questioning his life decisions. He would make more money when he would get his truck license, he doesn't even need to drive class 8 trucks but even driving class 7 vocationals he would make more money than with cleaning the shitter at a 7-11.
 
TBH, I'll never understand how someone can be happy with a shit job like this and isn't questioning his life decisions. He would make more money when he would get his truck license, he doesn't even need to drive class 8 trucks but even driving class 7 vocationals he would make more money than with cleaning the shitter at a 7-11.
Jr thinks he has ambition, he mentions it in all his songs, but ultimately it goes nowhere without talent or intelligence.

He quit the one job where he could really grow simply because he didn't like working outside. How does that show ambition?

Is he trying to force ambition by purposefully making poor decisions? If so, then he truly is an imbecile.

Bottle rocket.
 
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"Mom, can we get a Dat Boi Cali?"

Mom: "No, we have a Dat Boi Cali at home!"

The Dat Boi Cali at home:
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Jr thinks he has ambition, he mentions it in all his songs, but ultimately it goes nowhere without talent or intelligence.

He quit the one job where he could really grow simply because he didn't like working outside. How does that show ambition?

Is he trying to force ambition by purposefully making poor decisions? If so, then he truly is an imbecile.

Bottle rocket.
Yeah Junior's ambition is to do the whole head of the family thing but he has to realize he cant do that as a 7-11 night manager. But instead of any self reflection he just gets mad at the world since he has no hobbies. Like seriously he doesnt even go on dates with his wife anymore.
 
Yeah Junior's ambition is to do the whole head of the family thing but he has to realize he cant do that as a 7-11 night manager. But instead of any self reflection he just gets mad at the world since he has no hobbies. Like seriously he doesnt even go on dates with his wife anymore.
She is too busy "running into doors" and plastering his rage-holes in the wall. Of course, playing second fiddle to under-age church boys can't be doing much for her own anger levels. Maybe she is punching those holes.
 
She is too busy "running into doors" and plastering his rage-holes in the wall. Of course, playing second fiddle to under-age church boys can't be doing much for her own anger levels. Maybe she is punching those holes.
Some of the holes were controller shaped, so 99% sure it was Gamer Boi Cali after losing at COD, possibly while shouting racial slurs.

Yeah Junior's ambition is to do the whole head of the family thing but he has to realize he cant do that as a 7-11 night manager. But instead of any self reflection he just gets mad at the world since he has no hobbies. Like seriously he doesnt even go on dates with his wife anymore.
What? You don't think his rapping career is ambitious enough? Perhaps ambitious is not the word...delusional?
 
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She is too busy "running into doors" and plastering his rage-holes in the wall. Of course, playing second fiddle to under-age church boys can't be doing much for her own anger levels. Maybe she is punching those holes.
I mean...plastering holes in the wall can count as home improvement and DIY, so I guess he has an okay hobby. I can't imagine how angry Jr is at the new CoD, that game is such trash as it is, not mentioning you have to go through and turn down the graphics quality if you have a PS4 (even then I still get packet burst from time to time).

Alright: Breakfast at Hearts.
This is a restaurant that Jack would have never gone to in a neighborhood that Jack also wouldn't typically go to (unless he was cruising for some late night grindr action). The inside is VERY tiny and the seating area fills up quite quickly. A majority of seats filled up within 45 minutes of them opening. I ordered a chai latte. It was pretty good but definitely didn't pair well with my food order. I had the avocado toast and my partner ordered the salmon toast. The salmon toast had a tomato chutney that pretty much tied the dish together. It tasted sweet, but not overbearing, and I'd honestly say the dish wouldn't be nearly as good without it.

The avocado toast was pretty good, but I found the bread a little tough to cut into. It's pretty hard to fuck up avocado toast, so I'd say it was a good dish, but I'd definitely order the salmon next time. First pic is avocado toast. Second is the salmon. Total damage was about $30 for everything.20211126_083923.jpg
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Mushbrain has leftovers? Here I was thinking that he just hoovered it all up at the end when everybody was passed out from overeating.

Yeah Junior's ambition is to do the whole head of the family thing but he has to realize he cant do that as a 7-11 night manager. But instead of any self reflection he just gets mad at the world since he has no hobbies. Like seriously he doesnt even go on dates with his wife anymore.
He married her so why the need to go out on dates now? It's not like she needs to be convinced to love him and since I would think the murderchurch frowns on divorce he thinks he's got it made and she's trapped with no choice but to stay with him.
 
Yeah Junior's ambition is to do the whole head of the family thing but he has to realize he cant do that as a 7-11 night manager. But instead of any self reflection he just gets mad at the world since he has no hobbies. Like seriously he doesnt even go on dates with his wife anymore.
jr just likes to brag about how he's married and thinks he's ahead of the curve because of that, which is ridiculous because 1. tammy jr is far from being some sort of catch and 2. getting married that young is very dumb. marriage isn't the huge flex that jr thinks it is

somehow, jr ended up lazier than jack sr which is no easy feet to accomplish. he's been working at 7/11 for close to a year maybe and it seems like he's content with that. a trailer park and 3 kids isn't too far off at this rate
 
He married her so why the need to go out on dates now? It's not like she needs to be convinced to love him and since I would think the murderchurch frowns on divorce he thinks he's got it made and she's trapped with no choice but to stay with him.
Idk most of the fundamentalists I know flood their social media with proof they're "happy" and a sea of faux-quirky couples photos. Cali doesnt even do that despite being on instagram nonstop.
 
Idk most of the fundamentalists I know flood their social media with proof they're "happy" and a sea of faux-quirky couples photos. Cali doesnt even do that despite being on instagram nonstop.
That's part of the reason why I don't think Qtard Cali is really all that happy with being married. He sees Tammy Jr as a means to an end namely sex. She's his wife, it's legal to sleep with her, he's happy so long as he gets his dick wet. But that's as far as it goes with them. They're still in the honeymoon phase of the relationship. It's going to be a couple years until the trouble and strife starts to rear it's ugly head and things between them gets really heated.
 
Idk most of the fundamentalists I know flood their social media with proof they're "happy" and a sea of faux-quirky couples photos. Cali doesnt even do that despite being on instagram nonstop.
Right? Half the time Cali is posting himself in the gym with his closeted bros, swooning on pre-teens and only ever so rarely post his activities with the wife, and even then, it was to annoy her (e.g. stabbing her with that stupid Halo sword).

Also, I can't stop thinking about how one of the posters here brought up Tammy Jr's post about her marriage with Qali on Facebook which had ZERO reacts/comments. Very, very odd.
 
That's part of the reason why I don't think Qtard Cali is really all that happy with being married. He sees Tammy Jr as a means to an end namely sex. She's his wife, it's legal to sleep with her, he's happy so long as he gets his dick wet. But that's as far as it goes with them. They're still in the honeymoon phase of the relationship. It's going to be a couple years until the trouble and strife starts to rear it's ugly head and things between them gets really heated.
When all you have is a PS5 controller everything looks like a piece of drywall, including your wife.
 
One's a graphic designer, one plays for UCLA, one is in a very happy relationship in St. Louis...Jr stuck 30 minutes from his parents house working at a 7-11.
So many of his friends are successful at a relatively young age. Meanwhile, Junior is a wigger and pretend rapper working for minimum wage and living with his white trash child bride who’s obsessed with q-anon in their generic, mass produced suburban apartment complex.

What a waste of perfectly good lives. Go mop up the bathroom, Junior, a methed-out homeless bum just shit in the sink. After you’re done, throw some Big Bites and taquitos on the roller.
 
So many of his friends are successful at a relatively young age. Meanwhile, Junior is a wigger and pretend rapper working for minimum wage and living with his white trash child bride who’s obsessed with q-anon in their generic, mass produced suburban apartment complex.

What a waste of perfectly good lives. Go mop up the bathroom, Junior, a methed-out homeless bum just shit in the sink. After you’re done, throw some Big Bites and taquitos on the roller.
I'd honestly never rag on people for working at 7/11, but when Jack Jr humblebrags about it in his Conservative rap music in a way similar to actual rappers with hardship would talk about, "Just getting by in the ghetto," it opens him up for mockery.

"You grew up in the slums and face racism? Why don't you just get a job, that's what I did :smug:"
 
jr just likes to brag about how he's married and thinks he's ahead of the curve because of that, which is ridiculous because 1. tammy jr is far from being some sort of catch and 2. getting married that young is very dumb. marriage isn't the huge flex that jr thinks it is
The vast majority of Americans end up married eventually. Generally speaking, it’s the stupid and economically lower class that get married in their teens. Many in that group ultimately live their entire lives on the edge of poverty. It’s an autistic and stupid flex on multiple levels.
Right? Half the time Cali is posting himself in the gym with his closeted bros, swooning on pre-teens and only ever so rarely post his activities with the wife, and even then, it was to annoy her (e.g. stabbing her with that stupid Halo sword).
I really wonder if Tammy Jr. actively avoids having her pictures posted. If that’s the case, good for her for trying to get away from the insanity of being connected to people who like to shit all over the internet. There is real value to privacy and anonymity.
 
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