Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Dutch Courage]

Peetz says he doesn't think he got the comics job in Toronto because they haven't called him back yet. It's probably too soon for a callback, but no real surprise here. Even if Peetz had aced the phone interview, no comic shop is going to hire a guy 250 miles away and wait for him to move and find an apartment; they'll go with the first competent person who lives locally that they can find. He is stupid for even trying.

This means she is stuck with him for the time being (and if you ask me, I suspect Peetz is borderline unhireable anywhere). If she can't get Peetz to move out, then moving to Jamaica probably sounds like a great idea to her. Peetz can stay in the villa with the cats. She will cover his monthly rent for the first zero months (if Peetz thinks she will pay his rent from Jamaica, he is even more gullible than she is). She will be the superstar sexy thot with a six pack, finally living the YouTube influencer dream.

However, as I recall it, auntie was not so keen on Clotso visiting her in Jamaica. She had a whole plan worked out months ago, without consulting auntie, and auntie put the kibosh on it. What has changed since then? Well, auntie has had a chance to see just what a disgusting hovel Chantal lives in (probably after hearing a lot of big talk about the 'luxury apartment') Is this enough to convince auntie that she does want Chantal to live with her? Seems unlikely to me.

When the livestream started yesterday, Clotso was excited and cheerful to share the news of her impending move to paradise. By the end of the stream, she was maudlin and despondent, after an hour of Beezers telling her all the reasons why she would hate Jamaica, even if she were able to get there. "Yeah, I forgot it is hot there", Chantal muttered at one point, ever the genius and queen of planning ahead. We pretty much got to see one of her fantasies deflate in real time.

Auntie seems a little kookoo to me, so who knows how she feels? Her husband, though, does not seem especially fond of the Fat One. I suspect this dream move has already become yesterday's fantasy, like climbing Everest. She may mention it a couple more times before the subject is dropped completely. In the end, she is stuck with Peetz and Nader and the filthy apartment, which is the world she has created for herself.

Better come up with another scheme, Lardo. This one is a non-starter.

 

[lottalove]

Auntie seems a little kookoo to me, so who knows how she feels? Her husband, though, does not seem especially fond of the Fat One. I suspect this dream move has already become yesterday's fantasy, like climbing Everest. She may mention it a couple more times before the subject is dropped completely. In the end, she is stuck with Peetz and Nader and the filthy apartment, which is the world she has created for herself.

Better come up with another scheme, Lardo. This one is a non-starter.

Not disagreeing here but I don't think there is a husband in the picture. Auntie seems to have lived alone with her dogs, and earlier with her stepdaughter(s) in Jamaica. There was something like a divorce or so lingering suspiciously above her FB-posts. (Something like "I finally did it, my new life began two years ago.")
eta: She has a "Single by choice" text on her FB profile. "Canadian women. Single by choice. Step mom. Enjoy being with animals and in nature."

Chantal's on a groundhog day live again: "Starbeeze" 26 November 2021

Spoiler: archive

 

[Who Now]

She just flashed a ring and then took it off, pretending to hide it.

Peetz says "we have to clean it" when going around downstairs with the camera. But if you look at the mess, its all Chinny's stuff. I don't see anything of Peetz

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Nitpicking, but I have to point this out, and once I do you’ll hate it too.
When she takes a drink of anything, she fills her whole mouth, bulging cheeks and it’s almost like she chews the liquid.
It revolts me.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

STARBEEZE​

Friday. 26 November 2021​

Deleted - Lottalove posted and I thought was an archive. She needs better and more creative titles or includes the damn date - Or I dunno PLAN TOPICS!?​

 

[StuffedChocolate]

-I'm afraid to go back eating.. and I don't want to (sure you don't)
-I think he (Nader) replaced food.... Dammit
-he says different things to me off-camera
-my eyes are so puffy today (that's just your eyelids's fat)
-I need groceries (for Nader, right?)

-If Jamaica does happen, my aunt is super fun! (yes.. that's the main reason you're moving there..)
-I am honestly not thinking about men. I am thinking about myself (and black peens)

- she read "ohh and cheese" as "I know! and Cheese!"
-I'm should go and get some food; I have a few things I have to do first (edit Nader's video?)

Should I go?? owo​

-give me an hour and I'll be back
-there's no cabin!
-I'm going to call my friend (what friend?)
-I'm not getting married

 

[Gawdamit]

She knows if she leaves, Nads will find another woman. That's what she's thinking about

 

[M.T. Graves]

Another deathfat who doesn’t realize they’re drinking their calories even if they’ve reduced what they're eating(she hasn’t). Keeps saying she doesn’t want to go back to food but doesn’t drink anything that doesn’t come in a giant plastic cup or an aluminum can.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

The chantal show - the "Im going to live in a Jamaican mansion" edition

• What did she get at starbys??? yeah sugar cookie diabetes "coffee"
• So aunty came to Canada to finalize grams shit and help chinny.....
• Aunty thinks chins will looove jamaica except for the heat. how about the lack of fast food, the moisture and so forth?
• yeahhh shave your head. let the dome loose
• She needz to figure out how to pay for the jamaican mansion and the luxury villa in a responsible way
• "I would loose soo much weight living there, hallloo. like oh my god"
• Peetz will focus on his youtube and take care of the kittys, when she leaves
• E G
  
  Does she know that you’re going to try and bring trap king to her bungalow?
• Get back on a healthy routine?? youve never had one gunty
• "Ive always had that problem, just being alone" No shit Sherlock. Your personality is soo shitty, not even you can take your own company.
• "Im miserable. I hate coming live like this"....thats all you do though
• She doesnt need your sympathy superchats y'all
• She can do videos on the food in Jamaica guyss. Its soo fresh and healthy AND there will be beezing on the beach
• GingerbreadLoaf
  
  Nadar said yesterday you’d be putting out a fish video today…. How about you don’t go over there and do that to start with.
• "I hate leaving ppl stuck in life"
• Change the battery
  
  He lived 39 years and 4 months without u and figured life out he will be fine without u
• She keeps sticking to the "no uppers since juli 8" story
• Ohh god, shes doing her sad chinny routine. Boooring
• Somebody Queefed
  
  What ever happened to the emergency therapist appointment from earlier this week?
• Gambit Jones
  
  @Somebody Queefed she forgot she said that to chat
• 560 Vibs.....
• If Jamaica happens.... there it is guyss. The IF
• Fezzywig M. Blunderbus
  
  I have an idea! Sell ALL your belongings AND Pee's comic book collection, and become a van life vlogger
• Willy Rot
  
  Stop fishing for superchats and sympathy and work for the 4.99 we are all paying
• Shell do open chat, when shes more mentally stable y'all. Cant wait

Guyss, shes got stuff to do, ppl to call, grocceries to buy and then leave to rot. Shell be back in an hour but with what?? we shall see

 

[Schmooo]

She’s mentioned a couple times now that she has a valid passport, end of last month when all the Mae stuff came out leading up to the Toronto trip she’d been talking about “taking a drive” across the border for fast food…Until she realized she’d be stuck at the border waiting on the results to prove a neg covid test to get back into Canada.

In one of her fairly recent streams, recorded in her boudoir, she actually briefly had her passport in her hand, so it must’ve been on her makeup/stream table for some reason. Maybe she was renewing it, planning a trip to American McDonalds or it was just simply mixed in with all of the flotsam and jetsam of that disgusting Dumpster of a room.

 

[DongMiguel]

Chantal and her grandiose plans - a staple in her channel since the beginning.

1. When she started, she was looking for employment. She was going to get a job. She even had interviews set up. Nothing ever came of it.

2. When their lease was up, Chantal and Bibi were going to rent a new apartment, one that was soooooooo much nicer than what they were living in at the time. She even did a video where she met with a real estate agent and toured one of the apartments.

3. She discussed turning one of the rooms in her apartment into a designated office for her filming. She was going to set up a filming station and it was going to be so professional, you guys. This was in like 2017 and set for the end of 2018 when she and Bibi were for sure moving.

4. Guys, she was really going to take this YouTube thing seriously! She would have her main channel, and then one for her weight loss, another specially for gaming and finally, a channel for her storytimes! Just wait, you guys...

5. She's also going vegan and she's going to lose so much weight!

6. Okay, so maybe the multiple YouTube channels didn't work out but she's making an upload schedule and sticking to it - just like how she's sticking to her healthy eating!

7. She wants to travel and climb Mt. Everest, you guys. Like seriously, she's going to do it once she loses some eight, youknow?

8. Guys, she's going to the Dominican Republic for sure wish her girlfriends. It's totally happening. She even put up her down-payment, so you know she's for real.

9. Oh but wait. Now she wants to live in the city, youguys! Sure, she is thrown into a panic attack any time she has to be in a crowd of more than two people but she's totally going to live in Toronto or Montreal!

10. Wait...maybe it's moving out to the country and living in a cabin. Yeah! That's what she wants instead. To be the Unabomber!

11. Forget all that, she a just joking, you guys. What she's really going to do is move to Jamaica. Yeah! You won't believe the content she'll be able to create! It's for sure happening. Just like the other major plans she's made over the years.

Yup!

 

[Schmooo]

Not disagreeing here but I don't think there is a husband in the picture. Auntie seems to have lived alone with her dogs, and earlier with her stepdaughter(s) in Jamaica. T

Yes, the man posing with Auntie in the group photos (Kim’s birthday?) with the unfortunately horrific matching James-Carville-esque eyebrows was Kim and Auntie’s brother (the famous uncle of the July detox extravaganza.)

Nitpicking, but I have to point this out, and once I do you’ll hate it too.
When she takes a drink of anything, she fills her whole mouth, bulging cheeks and it’s almost like she chews the liquid.
It revolts me.

This has been ONE of the things that had über bugged me about her for so long. And I add to the list: the way she holds her seatbelt strap with her left paw, and (shudder) the way she always rubs her hairline and her face with only her middle finger.

 

[Whyjustwhy]

Regardless of chantals past medical history, she is on hard drugs. This makes it impossible to say her issue is her hysterectomy. Bitch has drug induced psychosis, a raging personality disorder or five, and low IQ.

ETA: now her family is planning on her aunt babysitting her in Jamaica. That would be hilarious even though it will never happen.

They fail to realize that you can take the Gunt out of the crack house but you can’t take the crack house out of the Gunt.

She will always find self destructive ways to try and fill the bottomless pit of need and gluttony within her barren soul.

All that will happen is she will drag down and hurt those that try and help her.

 

[TeaTime42]

She should have had her eyes opened to the fact that her "travel vlogs" are going to fall flat because of HER boringness, and despite the destination. The chat telling her last night that the Toronto vlogs were boring seriously seemed to surprise her. Like, she really thought she did something there lol.

 

[lottalove]

Here we go again
"LUNCH" 26 November 2021

Spoiler: archive

 

[DefCon Dumb]

she's pissy & whiny & talking about He Who Must Not Be Talked About... currently her wifi or data has dropped.

"Focusing on myself, my channel, health, yada, yada - back to this stage of the cycle.

She feels spent. No shit - between the car, random shopping & crap for Nader, ya done spent everything you had, no doubt.

 

[M.T. Graves]

I love the grand plan part of every cycle. Big plans and lots of talk for a woman who is gonna die in her bug infested, shit stained apartment surrounded by trash. Peetz probably won’t even notice for a few days, god knows the smell won’t tip him off because it won’t be noticeable amongst the other smells in that place. Europe and Jamaica are pipe dreams for a person who can’t even make it upstairs to go to bed anymore.

 

[decaydent]

Spoiler: Clip

*swipe swipe* alright guys *swipe swipe* today we beeze *swipe swipe* tomorrow we begin a new life. we end a chapter *swipe swipe* and we begin anew *swipe swipe* RIGHT!?

The windshield wipers and the Wes Anderson style washed out pastels work suprisingly well together. I felt this grand proclamation.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Nader uploaded another video made at about 8:13 EST

Listen closely at 3:48 and you'll hear Chantal agree with him. Guessing this was made on the 25th.

Spoiler: Archive 480p

 

[The Bean Bag's In A Hurry]

Nader uploaded another video made at about 8:13 EST

Listen closely at 3:48 and you'll hear Chantal agree with him. Guessing this was made on the 25th.

Spoiler: Archive 480p

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With all the shit she buys this man, she can't be bothered to buy him a shirt that fits or a haircut that doesn't resemble a vampire. How in the flying fuck does she find either of those things attractive? It's like Count Dracula shopping in the kids section.