Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
He can spend 3 grand to try and get on a TV show but uses tax payers money to file his lolsuits,
Is there anyway this could come back to haunt him due to he has listed on other legal filings how much he has spent on various projects?

no.
the courts grant IFP status based on your personal income. if your monthly (or yearly) income is below a certain level, you qualify for IFP. how you actually spend your income doesn't interest them.
the only way he'd get in trouble over his IFP status is if he had lied to the court by stating that he has less income than he actually has, or if he failed to report major financial assets to the court, and i do not think he has done anything like that.

i think the courts really do not want to bother with micromanaging the finances of every poorfag who wants to file something, and getting into arguments like "you claim you are a pauper, but there you are spending money on nonsense!" would just destroy the entire concept of IFP because in practice the overwhelming majority of poor people constantly throw away money on frivolous nonsense like drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, hookers, gambling, etc.
Pretty much this. Russ files IFP precisely because he wastes what little money he has on entirely frivolous pursuits that will get him nowhere. It's the sad fact of life that people these days don't want to acknowledge because it might hurt their precious feelings: some poor people (a very good number of them, really) are poor because they're really bad with money and don't use it wisely. In other words, they do it to themselves.

Russell will forever file IFP, because he's a brain-dead hobgoblin who flushes his money away on hookers and unrealistic dreams of grandeur, rather than saving it up for something worthwhile. He'll never rise up above being a janitor at Wal-Mart or wherever the fuck it is he works now because he's just that monumentally lazy, narcissistic, and delusional. The state can't deny him poorfag status because of his spending, because that would then exclude the majority of poorfags from being able to file.
 
If she played her cards right and kissed Russhole in a way that helped with his disability, Russ might have let her hold his Dennis Hof coin. It's an important part of Nevada history, you know! He doesn't just let any nobody or two-bit whore touch it!



He used to spend the occasional holiday with them, yeah. The last time that I know for sure where Russ spent time with his folks IRL was when he moved into his last Utah apartment, the one on Redwood Road on the border of West Jordan and Taylorsville. And that was during the time Erika took him to court. I believe that was during July 24th 2019, which is a Utah State Holiday called Pioneer Day. That was when Mommy Greer let widdle Wuss sit in the driver seat of her car as it went through the automated car wash and he took photos and made a Facebook post about it, trying to make it look like he was driving his own car.

I don't know if the Greers helped Russhole move to Vegas because I don't recall him mentioning it. They may have and I just don't remember. On one hand, Russ is an idiot and I have a hard time featuring him successfully moving long distance all on his own. On the other hand, Russ doesn't own much stuff and it wouldn't have been hard for him to hire a cut-rate moving service to schlep his shit to Las Vegas as he rides the Big Grey Dog down. I know he's claimed to own his own car now, but he's provided sweet fuck-all in the way of proof and one photo he posted was pointed out by a Vegas Kiwi as being a specific point on the Strip that was obviously from the vantage point of someone riding the city bus, which wouldn't make sense if he was a proud owner of an automobile.

Long story short: Dildo Saggins used to spend time with his family on some holidays and family reunions, but it's been quite some time since he went home to Wyoming, and all known evidence points to his relationship with them being strained and distant, to put it mildly. Likely Russ has distanced himself more and more out of petty spite due to them not supporting his asinine and impossible "goals and dreams". But he will gladly take their financial help when his inexcusable, shitty behavior gets him into legal trouble.
Russ posted a picture of a U-Haul trailer on the back of a car (I think it was the same car as the one he took a picture of in the driver's seat) when he was moving. We came to the conclusion his dad was driving him out, but I don't remember exactly why we thought that. He might have mentioned his dad or something.

One thing that's odd though, is that if Rat Mouth can't drive because of his disability, why doesn't he ever include that in his list of impairments in his lawsuit? Most Americans would consider losing the ability to drive very life altering and a legitimate hardship, instead he focuses on stuff like "I can't smile and therefore girls won't suck my pee-pee". He really is an odd duck in what he hides, what he forgets or disregards, and what he brings attention to.
 
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I've no idea what this font bullshit is (rate me late I guess) but there's something hilarious about "Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse" written that way. It's like a game of thrones excerpt. Or a long-lost Charles Dickens novel.

Well if it wasn’t for Kiwifarms. Russel would just be finishing up his new song while his wife Taylor Greer would be be serving up their Thanksgiving feast.

Now Russel has to live a life where even prostitutes hate him all because of bullies on this website who call him “shit lips” and “rat mouth”. I hope you guys are happy you have broken Russell’s heart and made him cry.
Watch Russell screenshot this comment and include it as evidence in his next suit.
 
Did he not used to spend the holidays with his family? If I recall correctly, dad used to pick him up.

From that to no Facebook links and no holiday invite is a huge change in just a few years. He’s now friendless, forever single and without family and the penny still hasn’t dropped.

He’s got to be at the point of no return now, he’s nothing left to lose, he doesn’t even have his paralegal dream job.

I would say that this is a person in serious need of mental health intervention, this is a really sad situation. But it’s Russ and he’s a cunt so I want him to keep on losing more and more. It’s fun to watch.

Yes, and then the greasy gourd would blubber on facebook about how his parents would warn him that plights are not part of holiday discussions. Neither are hookers.

RE: Font.

Yeah, this font was often seen on 1950's-1960's print and TV media. Think Davey and Goliath. :story:
 
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Hey, that's two more dollars than she had before! Would other guys give her extra money?! She doesn't know how lucky she is!


That was hilarious that he thought some trinket that Hof gave out to everyone was valuable. It was even funnier that he thought he was going to be on TV.
If they did have him on TV it would have been to simply laugh at the spaz and tell him that those tokens are worthless. Then to see him rage as once more life gives him the middle finger.
 
RE: The font. Null must be really bored today. I like it, it adds a medieval feel
This mush-visaged whoremonger, out of his small wit. Loathsome and lousy, oily as a herring in the throat.
A thrice-shelled trickster with a threadbare gown, a dread, dirty-faced dwarf, orphaned for cause.
This scurrilous common sponger;
Poorly-fucked foundling, that nature made a runt a-purpose.
 
If this were ancient times and Kiwi Farms was a small town, would that make Russ the village idiot?
Would be a village of autists, herding cows in the muddy fields. We should be glad it's the modern era.
If Russ was smart, he'd be a slip and fall guy, make money that way since he loves playing lawyer so much.
He'd have to be able to convince people he fell. He'd have to be better at lying.
 
If Russ was smart, he'd be a slip and fall guy, make money that way since he loves playing lawyer so much.
Even if he was smart enough to pull that off, he wouldn't, because it would clash with his view of himself as a good person. He can justify a lot to himself, but he'd have a hard time justifying straight up fraud. There's no way he could dress it up as anything other than breaking the law. With Erika, he thought he was justified in harassing her because she had to let him explain, and she wouldn't! That's why I don't think he'd try to overpower a woman and rape by force, he couldn't square that with his Nice Guy fantasy. I could totally see him blackmailing or otherwise coercing a woman to fuck him, because he's tried that. His lawsuits against Swift and Grande were just thinly veiled attempts to force them to fuck him. His suicide threat to Erika was also an attempt at emotional blackmail. He felt justified in those for reasons that have been discussed to death, but just using physical violence doesn't seem his style (and he'd get his ass handed to him too).
 
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Even if he was smart enough to pull that off, he wouldn't, because it would clash with his view of himself as a good person. He can justify a lot to himself, but he'd have a hard time justifying straight up fraud. There's no way he could dress it up as anything other than breaking the law.
Unlike the time he considered blackmailing the FBI for more reward money because he supposedly saw a wanted criminal around his area?
 
This mush-visaged whoremonger, out of his small wit. Loathsome and lousy, oily as a herring in the throat.
A thrice-shelled trickster with a threadbare gown, a dread, dirty-faced dwarf, orphaned for cause.
This scurrilous common sponger;
Poorly-fucked foundling, that nature made a runt a-purpose.
Who let Chuck Wendig out of his thread
 
I don't understand why the court didn't sanction him for that. Isn't submitting forged documents to the court considered perjury?

From what legal Kiwis have said here and in other threads for litigious cows previously, it seems to be uncommon for perjury committed in court filings to actually be prosecuted. If you provably lie to the FBI, sure, you'll get smacked down hard, but apparently not if you make up a bunch of shit in your frivolous lawsuits.

Also, it's good to keep in mind that we only have Russhole's version of this event, which he described in his "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" book--a book that has been found to contain a multitude of inaccuracies, exaggerations, and completely made up events (such as Russhole doing flips and aerial somersaults, the firebombing of his imaginary friend Ken, etc.). The judge may in fact have accused Russhole of fabricating the letter. The judge may also have simply refused to allow the letter to be submitted into evidence as it wasn't a notarized affidavit and Hof didn't show up to the trial to confirm those were his words. Maybe the judge said something like "I have no proof that this was written by Mr. Hof; it could have been written by you for all I know," which was twisted around and blown up by Russhole into yet another instance of a mean "bias" judge yelling at him and not allowing him to show his awesome evidence because he hates the disabled, yadda yadda.

This is all speculation on my part of course, but Russhole is an extremely unreliable narrator so we always have to take his side of the story with a whole cargo ship's worth of salt.
 
From what legal Kiwis have said here and in other threads for litigious cows previously, it seems to be uncommon for perjury committed in court filings to actually be prosecuted. If you provably lie to the FBI, sure, you'll get smacked down hard, but apparently not if you make up a bunch of shit in your frivolous lawsuits.

Also, it's good to keep in mind that we only have Russhole's version of this event, which he described in his "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" book--a book that has been found to contain a multitude of inaccuracies, exaggerations, and completely made up events (such as Russhole doing flips and aerial cartwheels, the firebombing of his imaginary friend Ken, etc.). The judge may in fact have accused Russhole of fabricating the letter. The judge may also have simply refused to allow the letter to be submitted into evidence as it wasn't a notarized affidavit and Hof didn't show up to the trial to confirm those were his words. Maybe the judge said something like "I have no proof that this was written by Mr. Hof; it could have been written by you for all I know," which was twisted around and blown up by Russhole into yet another instance of a mean "bias" judge yelling at him and not allowing him to show his awesome evidence because he hates the disabled, yadda yadda.

This is all speculation on my part of course, but Russhole is an extremely unreliable narrator so we always have to take his side of the story with a whole cargo ship's worth of salt.
He was mad that Hof didn't show up to testify too. He also wanted to sue Hof for not testifying on his behalf. Didn't the case get tossed?
 
Well if it wasn’t for Kiwifarms. Russel would just be finishing up his new song while his wife Taylor Greer would be be serving up their Thanksgiving feast.

Now Russel has to live a life where even prostitutes hate him all because of bullies on this website who call him “shit lips” and “rat mouth”. I hope you guys are happy you have broken Russell’s heart and made him cry.
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Even if he was smart enough to pull that off, he wouldn't, because it would clash with his view of himself as a good person. He can justify a lot to himself, but he'd have a hard time justifying straight up fraud. There's no way he could dress it up as anything other than breaking the law. With Erika, he thought he was justified in harassing her because she had to let him explain, and she wouldn't! That's why I don't think he'd try to overpower a woman and rape by force, he couldn't square that with his Nice Guy fantasy. I could totally see him blackmailing or otherwise coercing a woman to fuck him, because he's tried that. His lawsuits against Swift and Grande were just thinly veiled attempts to force them to fuck him. His suicide threat to Erika was also an attempt at emotional blackmail. He felt justified in those for reasons that have been discussed to death, but just using physical violence doesn't seem his style (and he'd get his ass handed to him too).
InB4 Russ becomes a slip & fall guy, except he does it in brothels and instead of damages he sues for free sex.

"Your honor, the Discount Bunny Ranch didn't properly clean their floors causing me to slip and get a nasty boo-boo, on top of dishcriminating against me because of my disability!"
"Okay, how much damage is the plaintiff suing for?"
"100 hours!"
"Wait what?"
"Yesh! 100 hours of free sex! Including anal-dom and sucking me my penis!"
"........"
 
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