Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'd honestly never rag on people for working at 7/11, but when Jack Jr humblebrags about it in his Conservative rap music in a way similar to actual rappers with hardship would talk about, "Just getting by in the ghetto," it opens him up for mockery.

Working at 7-11 is better than having no job at all. But the fact that he had a good job given to him by his grandfather and he pissed it away is the actual joke. Well that and he's flexing about working there.

Unless you're 16 and it's your first job, working at 7-11 is nothing to brag about.

The vast majority of Americans end up married eventually. Generally speaking, it’s the stupid and economically lower class that get married in their teens. Many in that group ultimately live their entire lives on the edge of poverty.

They get married for all the wrong reasons. Like Jr getting married to have sex.

 

[Adamska]

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Leftovers by Sanford.

He literally instantly woke up to try and eat all the turkey he could before tammy steals HIS PRECIOUS FOOD.

Fuck me that's terrible. Like it's one thing to use your leftovers for a meal at the start; making a ham or turkey sandwich for breakfast or lunch out of the leftovers isn't a big deal. But it's another to use the most obnoxious bitmoji strip possible to bleat your gluttony to the world and you know he tried eating at least 2 or so pounds of it at once.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek8

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (480p):

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wow he’s compiling about doing something for someone else…. I’m surprised

 

[Aaway]

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he made tammy drive him 6 hours to review the keto bakery and he's complaining about an hour drive? not to mention burger wars and the recent bbq wars tour

i wish someone would bring that up but knowing him, he'd say something like "we both" wanted to try it (the keto bakery)

 

[rubytintedchix]

“Now I don’t want to see a bunch of you ladies on Christmas morning burning chocolate in the kitchen once your husband gotya a new pot and pan set, let me do the burning”

Die already, Jack.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he made tammy drive him 6 hours to review the keto bakery and he's complaining about an hour drive? not to mention burger wars and the recent bbq wars tour

i wish someone would bring that up but knowing him, he'd say something like "we both" wanted to try it (the keto bakery)

He’s a baby. Even if someone would tell him about it, he would ignore it.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek8

If you slide the egg around the pan, of course it's not going to cook evenly. "I didn't hear it light up" has the stroke impaired your hearing, how can you not hear that? Halloween chocolate is not meant for melting, it has stabilizers in it to keep it from melting. Real stroke brain moment there.

 

[stets]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek8

The video is a total snooze fest. The most notable thing is that Jack confirmed what we all knew - he fries his food in bacon up. He makes an omelet in bacon fat. The pan is of course nonstick so it’s completely unnecessary.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If you slide the egg around the pan, of course it's not going to cook evenly. "I didn't hear it light up" has the stroke impaired your hearing, how can you not hear that? Halloween chocolate is not meant for melting, it has stabilizers in it to keep it from melting. Real stroke brain moment there.

Tbh he doesn’t really know anything about real chocolate so I guess it wouldn’t be the strokes…maybe they have a little part in it

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Leftovers by Sanford.

REMEMBER GUYS, ITS ABOUT FAMILY NOT FOOD

 

[TurdFondler]

It's cheaper in both time and gas to just eat the shipping cost and get your blue dryer thing online.

I honestly feel bad for qali. He looks like he takes after his dad, which is unfortunate. He seems like basically a "cult kid" for lack of a better term. His social group clearly revolves around the murder church, and it looks like they don't have many people in his age group. He's too dimwitted for the adults table so he has to sit with the kids. The trademark Scalfani IQ ensures he'll be a corner store toilet scrubber forever.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

It's cheaper in both time and gas to just eat the shipping cost and get your blue dryer thing online.

I honestly feel bad for qali. He looks like he takes after his dad, which is unfortunate. He seems like basically a "cult kid" for lack of a better term. His social group clearly revolves around the murder church, and it looks like they don't have many people in his age group. He's too dimwitted for the adults table so he has to sit with the kids. The trademark Scalfani IQ ensures he'll be a corner store toilet scrubber forever.

Idk 21 is the easiest time in your life to leave a cult and I know tons of people who did.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

We'll have to watch his videos for a coded message.

Rob, if you've been banned, wear an elastic BAND on your wrist next video.

Has anyone on Jack’s fb seen any activity from our man Rob since then? I know Rob’s posted a couple videos since, but i’m still curious if Jack caught on and axed him on social.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Pictured: "A tiny bit" of bacon grease

Enough for the puddle to cover the bottom of the huge pan when melted.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Who fucking cares what color it is? Does it have the same functionality? Yes, yes it does.

It's cheaper in both time and gas to just eat the shipping cost and get your blue dryer thing online.

I honestly feel bad for qali. He looks like he takes after his dad, which is unfortunate. He seems like basically a "cult kid" for lack of a better term. His social group clearly revolves around the murder church, and it looks like they don't have many people in his age group. He's too dimwitted for the adults table so he has to sit with the kids. The trademark Scalfani IQ ensures he'll be a corner store toilet scrubber forever.

Concur. And not only that, but other stores beside Bed Bath and Beyond sell this thing. And probably cheaper.

Power level: I own one and bought it for $34.99 at the in-mall Amazon store.

Tammy is just as dumb as Jack.

 

[semitooth]

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"about an hour away"

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

"about an hour away"
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To be fair Jack and Tammy have to work in at least 2 McDonalds stops on every drive.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack got scammed. Ahomeplus (the website that Jack casually forgets) is operated by Wix (not a damning piece of evidence but a red flag in my book), and had only been in operation since September of this year. Their indiegogo launched October promising the first 200 backers would get the pans and is as of this writing 404ed.

Jack gave them money and now he can't return his shit pans.