Which lolcow would you unironically sex?

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Apis mellifera said:
Connor Murphy, he's batshit insane after abusing psychedelics, but he's still fairly jacked and he has an attractive face. He looks like he'd give good head, too.
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My cop out is him pre losing hair and looking crazy he has that fuckboy vibe that will go along with whatever degeneracy you want .


My true honest answer who has graced the kiwi farms is Plymouth shooter

Just look at this virgin with rage and muscle . Hatefucking to the fullest best part you know he will follow you like puppy for the next few days .
 
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MasterBaiter said:
My cop out is him pre losing hair and looking crazy he has that fuckboy vibe that will go along with whatever degeneracy you want .


My true honest answer who has graced the kiwi farms is Plymouth shooter

Just look at this virgin with rage and muscle . Hatefucking to the fullest best part you know he will follow you like puppy for the next few days .
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TIL women and fags have similar taste in lolcows in terms of fuckability.
 
I will never not simp for shoe.
  • Yes, I know she's bald.
  • Yes, I know it's all makeup.
  • Yes, I've seen the nudes.
  • Yes, I've heard her voice.
  • Yes, I got threadbanned for defending her and thirstposting when the nudes dropped.
  • No, I don't agree with her politically.
  • No, I don't even watch her videos.
But I can't sit by quietly when someone looks this incredible. My ideal woman, even if it's all smoke and mirrors.

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That’s a hard one and all my potential answers make me feel shame.

Can I cheat and pick Tila Tequila even though she’s a celebricow and off the map right now?
Because yes don’t stick your dick in (MEGA) crazy and she does have a kind of weird alien face, but she was hot back in the day
 
Brittany Venti, because of her big personalities

ShoeOnHead, as that wall is coming fast and I think when she hits it she’ll hit it hard so she may drop her standards to my level

A slimmed down Lindsay Ellis, she has beautiful eyes, she’d let me bareback her and sort out any problem that may follow from that with a coat hanger
 
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