DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Flavius Anthemius]

Phil has been so busy apparently he hasn't had any time to talk to his mods at all about moderating his stream chat! Nope, I always find it funny how you get plenty of days where absolutely no one will show up at all and he's always pissed off at the end of the streams that he needs to organise times for moderators to do their unpaid janitor work and pull their weight.

Gee Phil maybe you should potentially pay them a couple of bucks or maybe even give them some sort of special privileges for attending more often therefore you have more mods all the time?

Streams poppin off tonight. Since he has to pick up the roomate, this stream won't be that long, so if these little dent heads wanna make the pig happy and pay his bills, they better open their wallet up early! Unless Jaxx Raxxor swoops in and saves the days.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Tell us how you really feel about Kat, Phil. And while you’re at it, tell us again how much you care about your parents. Big ups Blooper World Order.

Holy shit this clip. It’s uncomfortable really, seeing Phil’s mask slip like this.

Notice how shaky his voice gets when asked about how Kat would cope (lots of sugar cubes and premium hay from the inheritance) if Phil dies first. You can tell he’s never even realized that’s something you should think about as a married man. Doesn’t concern him, so why the fuck should he care how she would feel? He’ll be dead anyways d00d! Not like he loves her or anything.

Then the topic of kids comes up and Phil indirectly confirms that if his dad were to die tomorrow, he’d ship Mama Burnell off to some shitty nursing home to get abused to death while he leeches off of her savings for dem WWE pulls. Outstanding. If Phil ever had kids and they didn’t fall out a window Onision-style or starve to death from his negligence, he’s actually probably be right here because they’d hate his fucking guts and most likely speak to him less than he speaks to his parents.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

"running around all day". Was he not in front of a camera for a couple hours at least essentially doing nothing much less 'running around'?

He's been in front of a camera for the majority of his day. If you want to entertain him, then he left the house for 1.5 hours and hasn't left again since getting back.

Running around? To and from the bathroom? Down the stairs to the kitchen and back up to the awffice?

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Someone tipped a buck sneak dissing him and implying that he beats up on noobs which elicited a 3 minute rant about how he's not a tryhard lmao

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Phil almost cracked the shit user AnythingButHotTea by asking him if his shower is fixed yet? Phil was saying that he's trying to ask for private personal information behind da scenes, he knows what he's doing and he'll update people on stuff he wants. Something he said just after this almost immediately after saying he wasn't going to talk about this issue was

"We have two other showers in the house so it doesn't matter".

Now this can mean a whole range of things, but it seems to lean towards the fact that that the issue with the shower isn't actually fixed yet and he's just mitigated problem by ignoring it for some reason, and is deciding to use the second shower instead. The fuck? has he not sought out a plumber yet at all, if he normally needs to use that shower then why the fuck is he delaying fixing it? Even though he should probably learn to fix things in his house and actually be a proper handyman, yeah sure if it's actually fucked up then call a plumber and he'll do the dirty work, this is just another one of laziest moments again shinning through.

I also do wonder if both Phil and the roommate normally used separate showers, because if that broken shower isn't in use, then I guess that might mean they're using the same shower, sounds absolutely gross when you know about Phil's reputation when keeping stuff clean.

 

[Grob420]

Now all of your money goes to bills, eh Phil? Where have we heard that before?

Also, what are the odds that he was doing this exact shifty eyed, vibrating leg deal while typing that out?

i think this is one of his big tells right after a lie he over exaggerates and rubs his face or eyes

 

[Piece of Peace]

Phil almost cracked the shit user AnythingButHotTea by asking him if his shower is fixed yet? Phil was saying that he's trying to ask for private personal information behind the scenes, he knows what he's doing and he'll update people on stiff he wants. Something he said just after this almost immediately after saying he wasn't going to talk about this issue is

"We have two other showers in the house so it doesn't matter".

Now this can mean a whole range of things, but it seems to lean towards the fact that that the issue with the shower isn't actually fixed yet and he's just mitigated problem by ignoring it for some reason, and is deciding to use the second shower instead. The fuck? has he not sought out a plumber yet at all, if he normally needs to use that shower then why the fuck is he delaying fixing it?

How can he have two more showers if his condo is 2.5 bathrooms?

 

[DZoomer]

Wow, it's been some time since the stream has started and no 50 dollar tip from Jax Cuxxor? That's a first. I'd love to see multiple consecutive SF streams with low tips, Phil would hate the fact that no one cares about watching him play the only game he understands.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he’d ship Mama Burnell off to some shitty nursing home to get abused to death while he leeches off of her savings for dem WWE pulls.

And he'd be wrong. If she were to go into a home, their/her assets is what would pay for it before the government does. Phail would not see dime one.

How can he have two more showers if his condo is 2.5 bathrooms?

He really is bad at this lying thing. He got caught in a lie and can't get out of it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How can he have two more showers if his condo is 2.5 bathrooms?

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Is Phil's dad dead? Why would only the mom leave just to live with Phil? This strikes me as a modern day Oedipus tale if true.

No. Please, I can’t handle this shit anymore.

If there are not just one, but TWO motherfucker sagas in the course of only 6 months this year, I’m killing myself.

 

[Dona Morte]

100$ animation.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Kheapathic]

The Wolverine figure really fucked him up.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The Wolverine figure really fucked him up.

Even the dentheads get it.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

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At least it isn't named Bunny.

 

[Dona Morte]

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Thank you for posting this.
I looked a little bit and I see her new boyfriend.
Good job Panda!
You upgraded!

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

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Rabbit-mom. Cat-dad. The groomed apple doesn't fall far from the pathological lying tree.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Thank you for posting this.
I looked a little bit and I see her new boyfriend.
Good job Panda!
You upgraded!

I don't think Leanna is his type.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Her account is private. I wonder why